ididnotlol Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (I know this is an old topic, but still a great one. Thought I'd keep it alive, only 2 weeks old after all) Hmm, I never do much bad in my school. Me and a friend were switcing autocorrect the other day... Stuf like when you type in the word "the" (really common word) it replaces it with a lne of random letters. I autocorrected ALOT of things into pirate talks, for example the word "people" would change into "me harties" and "yes" into "yaaaar!". T'was more fun than a scurvy sea dog mauling a landlubber! I love this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 The worst thing I ever got caught doing at school is saying "cheap bastard".... I had to stay inside for two resscess for it. I swear consolidated schools are soo tight nit in thier rules. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNESCAPEfantasy Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 highschool = sex with gf in classroom collage = nothing that bad so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 highschool = sex with gf in classroom collage = nothing that bad so far :thumbup: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muuuuuuuuuu Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I didn't get in trouble for this, but once a while back a friend and I were teasing another friend by saying she was stripping on webcam for me (long story), but he, being the perverted idiot he is, took it literally and went blabbing around at school. Apparently one time he yelled it out around the disciplinarian for some reason, and was kind enough to tell me. The next day, first hour of class, the disciplinarian walked into the classroom, looking for someone else. I almost passed out. :S Other than that, in 2nd grade I got caught cheating on a test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitstinks Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 i poked another kids eye in preschool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 i poked another kids eye in preschool Hardcore :thumbup: That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 This was before Winter Break :lol: Recently I got suspended for carrying a Replica of DeathNote with Biology notes in them. :/ Why would you have gotten suspended for carrying a replica of DeathNote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 This was before Winter Break :lol: Recently I got suspended for carrying a Replica of DeathNote with Biology notes in them. :/ Why would you have gotten suspended for carrying a replica of DeathNote? Cause teachers are getting more and more paranoid. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 This was before Winter Break :lol: Recently I got suspended for carrying a Replica of DeathNote with Biology notes in them. :/ Why would you have gotten suspended for carrying a replica of DeathNote? Cause teachers are getting more and more paranoid. Reminds me of the goat-arrested thread. :lol: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luluu247 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 the worst thing for me was running away from school. i didn't feel like goind into the office :thumbdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 the worst thing for me was running away from school. i didn't feel like goind into the office :thumbdown: Did you get punished for being truant? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 [hide=]This was before Winter Break :lol: Recently I got suspended for carrying a Replica of DeathNote with Biology notes in them. :/ Why would you have gotten suspended for carrying a replica of DeathNote? Cause teachers are getting more and more paranoid. Reminds me of the goat-arrested thread. :lol:[/hide] No, its because biology is eeeeevvvvviiiiilllll eh, that wasnt a great idea they should have just made you cover the notebook or something. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Well, today I got caught with having weed on school premises, teachers solution....he'll "confiscate" it but wont inform any forms of higher authority or my parents, fair deal to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 In other words, you think its adding to his personal stash? Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Pretty much, I'd prefer though he'd take a small bag of weed off me than me getting suspended from school, most likely even expelled at this stage while also ending up with a charge of drugs possession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Win-win, he gets stoned for free and you don't even get a slap on the wrist for being caught with marijuana possession. [hide=][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowayout59 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 My adventures are pretty epic Accidentally bumped into a gym teacher while changing and he told me "If you hit me again, I will make your head spin out of here so fast you will not know what happed!" Forgot I had firecrackers in my bookbag and was caught. Using a proxy to play a game. Making Holocaust stamps and I drew a nazi flag. Was "trying" ubuntu on a school computer. (I had the try ubuntu risk free things) worst of all was one day at school we were messing around with chemicals. I managed to collect a mega load of Hydrogen. Filled a baloon up alot and blew it up on a burner. A week of ISS i got.. =\ I know lame, I can't afford to get in trouble though. Sicus Locum Para Bellum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 The other day I went on some random website. As I entered, a audio clip played rather loudly. I just talking to the guy next to me VERY LOUDLY while I turned down the volume :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovesilvia Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I got in trouble when a teacher saw me caressing my gf's boobs in art class. :thumbsup: LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ember3579 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I got in trouble when a teacher saw me caressing my gf's boobs in art class. :thumbsup: That one I do NOT believe. Have anything to back it up, like (for example) a pic of you+your girlfriend? It might be more plausible that way. You never know which rabbit hole you jump into will lead to Wonderland. - Ember3579Aku Soku Zan. - ShinsengumiYou wanna mess with me or my friends? Pick your poison.If you have any complaints about me, please refer to this link. Your problems are important to me.Don't talk smack if you're not willing to say it to the person's face. On the same line, if you're not willing to back up your opinions no matter what, your opinion may as well be nonexistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Man, some stupid teacher thought I was smoking pot today, because I'm really sick and my eyes are bloodshot. Pissed me off. But, I know people. I, know, people. Ember, do you really believe ... Any of these? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I got in trouble when a teacher saw me caressing my gf's boobs in art class. :thumbsup: I think that you are confused, and forgot that it was your breasts you were caressing. Honestly, no-one is dumb enough to do that in class, so I don't believe you. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I got in trouble when a teacher saw me caressing my gf's boobs in art class. :thumbsup: That one I do NOT believe. Have anything to back it up, like (for example) a pic of you+your girlfriend? It might be more plausible that way. Oh God, it's impossible for a man to cop a feel. I believe Hyt. I've talked to him on the phone and over IRC... he seems stupid enough to do it IN CLASS. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I don't exactly see why it's impossible. I've been tempted, but never copped much of a feel in school. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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