ember3579 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Man, some stupid teacher thought I was smoking pot today, because I'm really sick and my eyes are bloodshot. Pissed me off. But, I know people. I, know, people. Ember, do you really believe ... Any of these? At least more than a few of these are semi-plausible. His is just too far out in the field to possibly consider without some hard evidence. Besides, knowing the average person who goes to this website, I'd be amazed that they got any even from a NAMBLA convention, let alone a girl. You never know which rabbit hole you jump into will lead to Wonderland. - Ember3579Aku Soku Zan. - ShinsengumiYou wanna mess with me or my friends? Pick your poison.If you have any complaints about me, please refer to this link. Your problems are important to me.Don't talk smack if you're not willing to say it to the person's face. On the same line, if you're not willing to back up your opinions no matter what, your opinion may as well be nonexistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 lets just say it involved me, an empty classroom and a girlfriend I know, I was there. half the block was there dude. OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Man, some stupid teacher thought I was smoking pot today, because I'm really sick and my eyes are bloodshot. Pissed me off. But, I know people. I, know, people. Ember, do you really believe ... Any of these? At least more than a few of these are semi-plausible. His is just too far out in the field to possibly consider without some hard evidence. Evidence? Dude copping a feel of your gf's [bleep] isn't like it's hardcore stuff, it's pretty much just playing around. There's alot more things in this thread I doubt than that. You sound like pervert asking for evidence, what? want him to send you a picture of him feeling his gf's [bleep]? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topazjewel Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 In fourth grade I laughed when this girl sneezed really really loudly near me. My teacher took me out into the hallway to tell me how mean that was and how I could have hurt the girl's feelings. (Oh, and the girl was a good friend of mine.) And then about 10 days before graduating from high school, I had been called down to the Vice Principal's office to get some graduation requirement forms finished up. I didn't want to be missing class and I'd been sitting outside his office for over a half-hour when I asked the secretary if she thought he'd be able to see me soon. She told me to go poke my head in and find out. His office door was wide open, so I peered into the room. He was leaning back with his feet propped up, laughing and talking to someone's mom who had come in. He looked up at me (and the girl who had followed me who was also leaning into the doorframe a bit) and said, "Yeah?" and I said "We've been waiting for a while and wondered if you'd be able to see us soon?" He smiled and said "In a minute." The other girl and I went back into the hallway to wait, and a few minutes later Mr. W came out. He pointed right at me, said, "You!" and brought me into his office. Then he shut the door and started yelling at me about how incredibly rude I was, did I think the school revolved around me? and here someone's distressed mother had needed to talk to him, and me being the incredibly rude, selfish person I was had shamed him, myself, and the entire school with my behavior. I started crying and he got even angrier at me for crying about it then pulled the "You do want to graduate, don't you? Because I don't have to help you with these forms!" so I cried more. The whole office and the adjacent offices and everyone in the hallway could hear the whole thing. That's about it. I did miss about 200 days of school in high school, due to depression and a back injury, which got me a few trips to see my counselor, but that really wasn't "getting caught" doing anything. I never had detention, though. Well, one time in Kindergarten I didn't push my chair in on my way out to recess, so I was supposed to stay in at the next recess and practice pushing it in or something, but I slipped out the door and it never came up again. (I still feel a bit guilty about that). I know my "worst thing at school" is a bit off the ordinary mark, but I was a pretty good kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 200 days 200? Seriously? That's like a fourth of school. I'd be kicked out if I missed fifty. o_o catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 200 days 200? Seriously? That's like a fourth of school. I'd be kicked out if I missed fifty. o_o I'd be kicked out for ten.And thats without my current [wagon] streak. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I never got caught doing anything at school that ever got me in trouble, the few times i did - I was related to the principal so I got off of the hook with out even asking generally. It's not like i was a wildass anyways, worst thing I ever did was leave campus for subway in highschool - Daily . "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topazjewel Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 200 days 200? Seriously? That's like a fourth of school. I'd be kicked out if I missed fifty. o_o I'd be kicked out for ten.And thats without my current [wagon] streak. Yeah, I was pretty well scrambling to graduate. I missed about 40 days freshman year (compression fracture in my spine), I think 50 sophomore year, only 30-some junior year (I had a law class I LOVED and couldn't miss), and then over 70 my senior year. I got a "standard" (aka loser) 22-credit diploma (had 25.75 credits) and I think academic diplomas were 28 credits to get. 31 for honors (which my twin sister, our Valedictorian, got). Got a 32 on the ACT anyways, and a 5 on my AP Language & Comp test which annoyed my teacher for that class (where I got a D one semester and failed the other) to no end. :) What's lame is I wasn't even "skipping school" to do something fun or cool. I was generally at home, asleep (a good way to temporarily escape the world, which was my goal, plus I was always exhausted [failure anti-depressants]). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luluu247 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 the worst thing for me was running away from school. i didn't feel like goind into the office :thumbdown: Did you get punished for being truant? no, because i was cryin when the principal picked me up from my house. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [hide=quotes]200 days 200? Seriously? That's like a fourth of school. I'd be kicked out if I missed fifty. o_o I'd be kicked out for ten.And thats without my current [wagon] streak. Yeah, I was pretty well scrambling to graduate. I missed about 40 days freshman year (compression fracture in my spine), I think 50 sophomore year, only 30-some junior year (I had a law class I LOVED and couldn't miss), and then over 70 my senior year. I got a "standard" (aka loser) 22-credit diploma (had 25.75 credits) and I think academic diplomas were 28 credits to get. 31 for honors (which my twin sister, our Valedictorian, got). Got a 32 on the ACT anyways, and a 5 on my AP Language & Comp test which annoyed my teacher for that class (where I got a D one semester and failed the other) to no end. :) What's lame is I wasn't even "skipping school" to do something fun or cool. I was generally at home, asleep (a good way to temporarily escape the world, which was my goal, plus I was always exhausted [failure anti-depressants]).[/hide] This year is my junior year, and I've been out for about a month due to an emergency appendectomy I had on January 26. Fortunately all of the teachers are scrambling to get assignments to the counselors so I can make up what I've missed, so I can still graduate next school term. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Today,i got caught looking at this one girls' boobs she caught me :oops: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 That's why you learn to keep your fantasies to yourself and not invade other people's personal space. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Today,i got caught looking at this one girls' boobs she caught me :oops: did she slap you? or just call you a word of some sort? and you shouldn't stare, that's what porn is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happysniff Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 200 days 200? Seriously? That's like a fourth of school. I'd be kicked out if I missed fifty. o_o I'd be kicked out for ten.And thats without my current [wagon] streak. Don't they make you repeat a grade if you miss 50 days of school or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sliptheslipknot Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Well anyone got an idea for getting around the firewall (I only want to go on auction sites so I can bid at school). Can't make .BAT files IE is the only Internet Program available. USB's/CD's don't read. It keeps blocking every proxy :l Anyway the most would be, lets see, being Punched in the face. And I get 2-3 weeks :l Pretty [bleep]ing stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Well anyone got an idea for getting around the firewall (I only want to go on auction sites so I can bid at school). Can't make .BAT files IE is the only Internet Program available. USB's/CD's don't read. It keeps blocking every proxy :l Anyway the most would be, lets see, being Punched in the face. And I get 2-3 weeks :l Pretty [bleep] stupid. Damn, your school sucks, most computers at my school have Firefox downloaded, and USBs and such have to work, otherwise half of assignments wouldn't be handed in. Otherwise, we nearly got caught for messing with the desktop background, we found the file that resets it if its messed, opened in MS Paint and scribbled, fun. My friend wrote 'OWNED' in huge letters in the middle of the screen and was nearly caught for it, the teacher spent half an hour going wtf and finnally fixed it, no idea how though. We've also downloaded a program called Al Morale onto some computers, but they've deleted most of them now, we have the Admin password, so messing around with that is fun. (they wrote the password on a piece of paper, and put it in a laptop bag) Computer lessons are fun here. :thumbsup: #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Well anyone got an idea for getting around the firewall (I only want to go on auction sites so I can bid at school). Can't make .BAT files IE is the only Internet Program available. USB's/CD's don't read. It keeps blocking every proxy :l Anyway the most would be, lets see, being Punched in the face. And I get 2-3 weeks :l Pretty [bleep] stupid. Damn, your school sucks, most computers at my school have Firefox downloaded, and USBs and such have to work, otherwise half of assignments wouldn't be handed in. Otherwise, we nearly got caught for messing with the desktop background, we found the file that resets it if its messed, opened in MS Paint and scribbled, fun. My friend wrote 'OWNED' in huge letters in the middle of the screen and was nearly caught for it, the teacher spent half an hour going wtf and finnally fixed it, no idea how though. We've also downloaded a program called Al Morale onto some computers, but they've deleted most of them now, we have the Admin password, so messing around with that is fun. (they wrote the password on a piece of paper, and put it in a laptop bag) Computer lessons are fun here. :thumbsup: Try working with a whitelist only format, yet some 14year old kid managed to look at porn 30 seconds after they released some new $180M porn filter, and yet I haven't figured out how to get on YouTube, yet I can on Meta Cafe (if I still played RS I prob would at lunch and after classes at Tafe as it isn't blocked) Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 In my tech class my account somehow got messed up so the teacher would have to turn off FoolProof Security and when a sub was here she didnt close the window so I just made it not come on during start up. Now I cant actually look at task manager and change desktop ect. I just need something interesting to do. :wall: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Today,i got caught looking at this one girls' boobs she caught me :oops: did she slap you? or just call you a word of some sort? and you shouldn't stare, that's what porn is for.She said "dude....wtf are you looking at my boobs!" 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonian dude Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 You were one lucky fella. Usually girls won't forget that fast, but you are just one immature child, so no wonder she did nothing. So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends. RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.I strike out every other week.Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.Randox pretty much stays rational.Etc, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Wasn't me and they weren't caught. Anyway, a few guys I know were watching porn in school, on a mobile phone. Well, at my school they'd make you delete it and consficate the phone til the end of the day. I didn't turn them in (who would?), but all I done was just feign ignorance (and sort of space out) incase they were caught (I was near them at the time and was talking to them a bit aswell). Hell, if I did, and we had be caught, I'd probably get the worst (I'm in my final year (6th)), not that I'd watch it anyway. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 In my tech class my account somehow got messed up so the teacher would have to turn off FoolProof Security and when a sub was here she didnt close the window so I just made it not come on during start up. Now I cant actually look at task manager and change desktop ect. I just need something interesting to do. :wall: With us it's confusing, in one room there isn't really any restrictions on the comps, on another they stop like everything Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_1134 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 i was bluetoothing my friend a song, so we both had our phones out.. my teacher seen me and shouted "alan, give me that". my friend then put his own phone in his pocket... the teacher seen this and said "alan i know you just gave it to daniel, give it to me!" but he was only putting his own phone in his pocket, i walked up to the front with my own phone and she said "thats not the one i seen" so i had to hand in daniels phone.. lost a good pal that day! this boy on the bus was being cheeky, when we got off at school i pushed him against the bus and he had a worried look on his face like i was gonna hurt him, i turn round, bloody headmaster there couldn't believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 this boy on the bus was being cheeky, when we got off at school i pushed him against the bus and he had a worried look on his face like i was gonna hurt him, i turn round, bloody headmaster there couldn't believe it Pwn'd. Meh, I was typing random crap during computer class, then the damn teacher walked behind me. My lame attempt at Ctrl+A'ing it failed miserably... Blugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Probably the worst thing I was caught doing at school was chewing gum. At my school chewing gum means dention. :roll: My teacher asked me. "Are you chewing gum?" I said: "What if I said yes...?" He said: "Then I would have to give you a dention..." Me slightly worried answered with: "Then no i'am not chewing gum." "Please spit out the gum..." with a not so friendly look. "Yes sir." Didnt get a dention but a good laugh. :D "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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