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Strange Questions People Ask

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I've been helping out f2p freinds alot lately, and I've been asked this alot:

 

Emote please?

 

While wearing my saradomin cloak. :?

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i have actually had people ask what world they were in. I told them to check their friends list, and one guy said he reported me because i wouldn't tell him, even though your world is displayed on your friends list. this guy was level 70, too.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I used to get annoyed when people asked me (every day), "Do u play tennis?" But now I realize that they are just trying to start up some form of communication between us, and I respect and appreciate that. :)

Exactly what you said Wakka, except for the 99 slayer one 8-)

Noob:What color is my name?

 

Me:uh green

 

Noob:Liar the other guy said orange!

 

Noob:Reported for offenceive language

 

 

 

He was a lv 20 -.-

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Noob: Can I see emote?

 

Me: Im wearing guthix cloak!

 

Noob: Lol noob you dont have skillcape!

 

Me: Do you?

 

*Noob logs*

This is my favorite one because it happens to me so much...

 

 

 

Person: "Have you done Dwarf Cannon?"

 

Me: *points at quest cape*

 

Person: "Have you?"

 

 

 

 

 

-.-

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some things ive been asked:

 

"what's a lag?"

 

"what magic lvl do you need to use a msb?"

 

my friend got "what lvl firemaking do you need to start cape on fire, nobody will tell me"

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621st person to achieve 99 slayer on December 3rd, 2007

177th person to 99 summoning on June 21st, 2008

What is that giant W infront of your name?

 

How do I get one?

 

How do I become a player moderator?

 

Can you mute people?

 

Can you mute me?

 

 

 

I can continue this list for a while :-w

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This is my favorite one because it happens to me so much...

 

 

 

Person: "Have you done Dwarf Cannon?"

 

Me: *points at quest cape*

 

Person: "Have you?"

 

 

 

 

 

-.-

 

 

 

+1 happens to me all the time :wall:

 

 

 

*can you take me to kbd?* :roll:

Also, i tried farming once and my potatoes died, put me off forever.

Them: *looks at my character* Why are you black?

 

Me:...*walks away*

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"What's wrong with Catherby?"

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People with fluffy pink avatars are generally expected to be nice.

The most annoying one has to be, (x being a expensive item, y being the cost)

 

Random Player "Can I buy your X >"

 

Me "Ok"

 

*Trades*

 

**Player puts up cash worth less then x or items worth less then x**

 

Me "More its worth y"

 

Random player "Noob" Followed by "scammer" or "Reported"

 

Its happened to me with whips, obby items and barrows items.

 

 

 

Note. the value item this normally twice what they offer, and I'm a noob because I wont sell them the item for half its value.

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  • Dragon Axe x11
    Berserker Ring x9
    Warrior Ring x8
    Seercull
    Dragon Med
    Dragon Boots x4 - all less then 30 kc
    Godsword Shard (bandos)
    Granite Maul x 3

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I always found it odd when people asked me about leading DS and congratulating me on winning wars with DS...then I found out they were lead by im da trixta...ive been mistaken for him at least 300 times

Him:How long did 99 Ranged Take you?

 

Me:6 Years

 

Him:.....

Hey Nicrune007 , Whats Your Username?

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99 Ranged on 2/6/07 99 Hit Points on 9/5/08 99 Defense on 26/4/08 99 Attack on 14/2/09 99 Strength on 25/2/09 99 Slayer on 13/9/09\:D/

"Why are you fishing shark?" Didn't answer. There are too many ways. :-s

 

 

 

"How do you make that pink stuff fly out of their head" (Guthan's) Was funny. ::'

 

 

 

"Are you a clan?" 20+ cb100+s stood within a few squares chatting away. "No, we're in Varrock church to worship. It's Sunday" <.<

Don't follow me. You might not make it.

All your accounts are belong to us now.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator
Guy: Are you a nerd?

 

Me: What?

 

Guy Are you a nerd?

 

Me: No... i dont play that often

 

Guy: Your lieing you are a nerd thats why ur level 97

 

 

 

Note: He was level 92...

 

 

 

Didn't you know, people who say this are the perfect level, anyone higher than them (by 1xp) are nerds with no life and anyone lower than them are noobs who deserve beatings.

guy: Is that fletching cape?

 

me: yep

 

guy: cool

 

guy: what's your fletching level?

 

me: 99...

 

guy: k *walks away*

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Guy: Are you a nerd?

 

Me: What?

 

Guy Are you a nerd?

 

Me: No... i dont play that often

 

Guy: Your lieing you are a nerd thats why ur level 97

 

 

 

Note: He was level 92...

 

 

 

Didn't you know, people who say this are the perfect level, anyone higher than them (by 1xp) are nerds with no life and anyone lower than them are noobs who deserve beatings.

 

 

 

Of course - never deny the mentality.

 

 

 

As for my strange question:-

 

 

 

At bloodvelds, while I'm ranging them, luring them into the safespot

 

 

 

Him: "How do you prefer killing these?"

 

 

 

I just carried on and ignored him.

Goals to get my skills back up to a barely respectable level on the high scores:

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Currently going for Bone to Peaches spell. It's amazing how boring doing the same repetitive task is! Stupid MTA

Noob: Jimbob are you a scammer with all thoses numbers?

 

 

 

Me:No its my date of birth...

 

 

 

Noob: Dont ******* Lies your a scammer!!!!!

 

 

 

Me: ....dont ask questions if you dont believe me.

 

 

 

 

 

Another funny one

 

 

 

Noob:What cape is that and What level Is It?!?!?.

 

 

 

Me:If you looked you would of saw it has a attack symbol and being an achivement cape its 99.

 

 

 

Noob: So why does it have a gold trim.

 

 

 

Me:erm im not a jagex staff member so i cant say why its gold...

 

 

 

Noob: OMG Jagex Staff impersion!!!

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180th to 99 Divination + 1st W36er

 

Rambo, cannot pk call your friends bro :). Wait nevermind none of SAPK/PKS can. Kappa.

Level 99: "Are all 100+ nerds without a like?"

When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.

All skills 80+

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