Things runescape has taught me

[Roilty]

No matter how much coal I mine, I need never fear the black lung !<=D

 

That zombies do in fact exist and walk among us and they are equipped with axes on occasion o-0 (be afraid) :ohnoes:

 

That spotted capes magically make me lighter

 

People approve of thieving as long as you wear the purple cape that tells em you're a pro at it

 

That you can steal from someone and they will forgive you in at most 20 mins (gotta love ardy stalls)

 

I can smith as many identical pieces of armor as I wish, but never change the pattern in the least

[Qeauxraline]

I learned that all Arabs are named Ali.

 

 

 

The only thing more fail than Sailing is Horses.

 

 

 

Harry Potter doesn't have 85 magic because he can't teleblock Lord Voldemort.

[Jesus_Status]

I can go around stabbing people with steel swords.....never doing much damage to them^.^

[Wingless]

When someone dies; they re-appear usually around 10 seconds later, without being a Baby.

 

 

 

Small children (i.e.: Kennith) are possesed by Sea Slugs

[The Runar]

Wine jugs are worth more if they're only half full.

 

 

 

I can carry over 2 billion gold in my non-existant backpack without having to worry about thieves.

 

 

 

I can protect myself from all damage by praying.

 

 

 

It's possible to chop trees with a clay axe. Also, when I use a clay axe I get skilled more quickly.

 

 

 

Adult cats get fat without eating anything.

[awesome400]

I can protect myself from all damage by praying.

 

 

 

thats not true many things hit through pray \

 

 

 

that i can train defense the same way i train attack by killing things of course

 

 

 

if you don't like someone you can put em on an ignore list and they can't talk to you anymore

 

 

 

that if u wanna fight someone chances are there [kitty]s and they wont go to the da with you (wait thats kinda like rl...)

 

 

 

i can turn into cabbage by using a ring

[RSBDavid]

-You can eat unlimited amounts of food without gaining weight.

 

-You never go anywhere when you die, you just spawn at earth.

 

-You can pay to access more of the world.

 

-You can stick your hands in mens pants without being called gay.

 

-You can have a dragon as a pet.

 

-Everything is controlled by an evil company named Jagex and A guy name MMG is our god.

 

-You can walk though walls and walk on water (no clip glitches)

 

-You can pray to keep items when you die.

 

-god and pals controls our prices. (communism)

 

-Grammer is not emportent.

 

-Language is based on an alphanumeric composition of symbols we type on our keyboard.

[Chaise]

Whenever you swear, little stars form over your head and no one knows what you said.

[Death]

I've learned that you can sucessfully bury bones with your bare hands into solid rock. I've also learned that bones can be buried on the second floor of a building.

[Ax600]

ive learned that its ok to be racist

 

(black and white knights)

[Wizz]

That anyone can be a certified pharmacist (Herblore)

[Uula]

That you can cut down trees while keeping your axe in your backpack

[Assume Nothing]

Runescape has taught me that damage you deal to the opponent is about the grade of metal of your weapon, not the sharpness of tip.

[quelmotz]

I have learnt that carrying 28 coal ore/any other ore/1billion coins in you bag does not make you stronger but punching a rat does.

 

 

 

I have learnt that a whip does more damage than a huge 2handed sword/maul.

 

 

 

I have learnt that 100000000000000000000000 coins weigh 0kg.

 

 

 

I have learnt that fishing a shrimp makes you more capable at catching a shark.

 

 

 

I have learnt that sewing leather armor makes you more competent in crafing jewelry.

 

 

 

I have learnt that a tree is more dangerous than a human. (random events)

 

 

 

I have learnt that you need to use more strength chopping a tree than attacking a human. (go to draynor and chop a willow tree, you will take wide swinging chops. Then, click attack on a dark wizard nearby.)

[Forerunner]

It is extremely easy to poison two thirds of a city's food supply, with nobody being any the wiser. [Mournings Ends Part I]

 

Even in medieval times, you could still bomb people. [Regicide]

 

If I wear jewelry it wont hurt as much when I get punched in the face. (+1 defence bonus ftw)

[Jaxomancer]

I've learned that RS is pretty good as a source of a comedic "What X has taught me" thread, which I personally seem to be in the habit of *bump*ing. :lol:

[Ferveo]

...every problem in the whole world has been fixed millions of times by different people, yet they keep reoccuring.

[Chaise]

...every problem in the whole world has been fixed millions of times by different people, yet they keep reoccurring.

 

 

 

Haha, good one.

 

 

 

No matter how many times I lose a non-tradable item, someone will always have one to give me. (i.e Diango and holiday items)

 

 

 

It also takes less than a second to dye a sheep any color, and at that exact same millisecond, all the other sheep around it will be the same color.

[Fromfirst2Last1987]

i learned that animals may be made of metal

[Jaxomancer]

i learned that animals may be made of metal

 

OMG, good point. That explains the frequent "tink" noises when you hit them with metal weaponry. Can't believe I didn't realise sooner! :lol:

 

 

 

All we need now is an explanation for why they exude blue blood splats (with the number 0 in them) every time you don't hit them hard enough to actually hurt them... and also why the blood - regardless of whether it's red or blue - has numbers in it anyway! :shock:

[Nenga]

i learned that animals may be made of metal

 

OMG, good point. That explains the frequent "tink" noises when you hit them with metal weaponry. Can't believe I didn't realise sooner! :lol:

 

 

 

All we need now is an explanation for why they exude blue blood splats (with the number 0 in them) every time you don't hit them hard enough to actually hurt them... and also why the blood - regardless of whether it's red or blue - has numbers in it anyway! :shock:

 

That's easy

 

 

 

Blue blood is blood that hasn't been oxygenated. When blood leaves the body it is oxygenated. So blue blood = no damage.

 

 

 

As for numbers, white blood cells in the blood I guess.

[MstrMonopoly]

RuneScape has taught me that putting all my eggs in one basket will help me go far in life (pures)

 

It has also taught me that by using a ring you can get people to accept less money

 

Crops grow in less than a couple of hours

[Jaxomancer]

i learned that animals may be made of metal

 

OMG, good point. That explains the frequent "tink" noises when you hit them with metal weaponry. Can't believe I didn't realise sooner! :lol:

 

 

 

All we need now is an explanation for why they exude blue blood splats (with the number 0 in them) every time you don't hit them hard enough to actually hurt them... and also why the blood - regardless of whether it's red or blue - has numbers in it anyway! :shock:

 

That's easy

 

 

 

Blue blood is blood that hasn't been oxygenated. When blood leaves the body it is oxygenated. So blue blood = no damage.

 

 

 

As for numbers, white blood cells in the blood I guess.

 

Deoxygenated blood still isn't blue. When you get a cut, is the blood blue? No. But is it oxygenated? No, because you've cut a vein. If it was oxygenated, you would evidently have cut an artery and would therefore be very rapidly bleeding to death. :? I like the white blood cells idea, although they'd have to be clumping a hell of a lot to be visible macroscopically. Also it'd be so improbable that they'd always form the shape of a number (as they do) that for all practical purposes it can be considered impossible! :

 

 

 

RuneScape has taught me that putting all my eggs in one basket will help me go far in life (pures)

 

Who says pures do go far in life? :shame: I think puring is very limiting, personally.

[Misterknowitall]

Nitroglycerine goes boom.

[Warlover]

If I pickpocket someone and I get caught , the most I can expect from that person is a slap.