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Post it on tif :twss:

 

 

 

Tip.It's here for you :D!

 

 

EDIT: It seems I'm too late with that...

 

 

Do I really want to link TiF to a teacher of mine, though? That's the real question.

 

(And do you mean I should just post it on the Today thread, or something, and link it to her?)

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Woke up with no hangover which is always good

Lucky. I got my [wagon] kicked Friday night.

 

Edit: You could always use megaupload or something and send her the link if it's just to big to email.

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Post it on tif :twss:

 

 

 

Tip.It's here for you :D!

 

 

EDIT: It seems I'm too late with that...

 

 

Do I really want to link TiF to a teacher of mine, though? That's the real question.

 

(And do you mean I should just post it on the Today thread, or something, and link it to her?)

YES :twisted:

 

Or you could like make a freeforum thing so he/she won't see all the... stuff... Here :/... Or not :P

Today.. I'm putting off cleaning my garage. It's a disaster after a few days of hard work in there. Piles of rust from my old rotors, smells like PB Blaster and WD40, and tools are all over the place..

Went to go see the Last Song with my girlfriend. Such a dumb movie. I hate Miley Cyrus with the passion for a thousand suns.

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Back from driving.

IT was alright, not my best because I was pretty tired and I was mainly watching the lines on the road rather than whats ahead.

Meh.

 

Those damn lines man...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

So, due to using Microsoft Works as my Word Processor, I can't e-mail my teacher a massive project, as it is not a compatible program with Word, etc.

 

Is there something I can save this assignment as, so that I am not royally scrwed here? (My printer is out of ink.)

.pdf? :mellow:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

So, due to using Microsoft Works as my Word Processor, I can't e-mail my teacher a massive project, as it is not a compatible program with Word, etc.

 

Is there something I can save this assignment as, so that I am not royally scrwed here? (My printer is out of ink.)

.pdf? :mellow:

 

I'm pretty sure works cans save as .doc or .docx

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

So, due to using Microsoft Works as my Word Processor, I can't e-mail my teacher a massive project, as it is not a compatible program with Word, etc.

 

Is there something I can save this assignment as, so that I am not royally scrwed here? (My printer is out of ink.)

.pdf? :mellow:

 

.rtf is generally the "universal" format for text documents. I save in that due to using open office.

Found out the girl I'm dating gets reaaaaally turned on if you bite her neck.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Then bite it, and bite it hard.

 

But if it were me, I would be really creeped out by that. :???:

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Today I got a ticket on the way to work, got fired for being late, got in a car wreck on the way home after getting fired, got a DUI from stopping at the bar and getting drunk because of the accident and my license suspended, then got sued by FCC for torrents I have downloaded. FML.

 

JK...

 

I helped my dad put siding on our house and went home and lurked tip.it.

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Then bite it, and bite it hard.

 

But if it were me, I would be really creeped out by that. :???:

 

Not hard though. She bites my lips and I think it's really hot.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Then bite it, and bite it hard.

 

But if it were me, I would be really creeped out by that. :???:

How so? My girlfriend loves being bitten on the neck. So do I, actually...

 

[bleep], count that as a confession.

 

EDIT: Wow, I must be tired. I thought this was the confessions thread...

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

Then bite it, and bite it hard.

 

But if it were me, I would be really creeped out by that. :???:

How so? My girlfriend loves being bitten on the neck. So do I, actually...

 

[bleep], count that as a confession.

 

EDIT: Wow, I must be tired. I thought this was the confessions thread...

Neck biting makes [bleep]es go wild.

 

Oh, and I'm somehow un permbanned, and I somehow went from a three month ban, to a permban, to a one week ban. I'm so confused right now.

Oh, and I'm somehow un permbanned, and I somehow went from a three month ban, to a permban, to a one week ban. I'm so confused right now.

 

Either there's a single confused mod out there, or there's 2+ mods not agreeing on your punishment?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Oh, and I'm somehow un permbanned, and I somehow went from a three month ban, to a permban, to a one week ban. I'm so confused right now.

 

Either there's a single confused mod out there, or there's 2+ mods not agreeing on your punishment?

Or he could just not question the un-banning and go with it :twss:

Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne.

 

Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

Now just don't do anything to piss them off too badly for a while.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Found out the girl I'm dating gets reaaaaally turned on if you bite her neck.

Keep her away from vampires >.>

 

Today I went to the dentist, I have 2 cavities on the same tooth...

They want to fill it but my insurance ran out this month!

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Found out the girl I'm dating gets reaaaaally turned on if you bite her neck.

 

She read Twilight.

There, everything clicks.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Found out the girl I'm dating gets reaaaaally turned on if you bite her neck.

 

She read Twilight.

There, everything clicks.

Yeah, I was gonna post a picture of the Twilight movie poster or something.

 

I got up and watched TV until my mom was done watching a different show in her room. Then I went out and bought HG and played that for a bit before going out for supper. Now I'm on TIF and soon I'll be playing more HG. Hopefully not too late, I'll go to bed, since they have me on days again... the "joys" of being a seasonal employee... they truly are endless.

Found out the girl I'm dating gets reaaaaally turned on if you bite her neck.

One time at tafe, 2 girls were biting each other for a while at the caf none of the guys would go to class. :XD:

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It's my biiiiirrrrfday and I have class pretty much all day, when I don't I have an assignment to do, then work tonight. Worst. Birthday. Ever. <_<

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