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I think the most interesting thing I've dissected was a cow eyeball. Retinas are freaking groovy you guys.

 

On a cooler note, I made a scientific discovery today :thumbsup: I am the first person in the world to discover the function of a certain gene in baker's yeast, which unquestionably makes me a total baller.

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In all of my years of school, I've only dissected a pile of owl poop and a flower.

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I think the most interesting thing I've dissected was a cow eyeball. Retinas are freaking groovy you guys.

 

On a cooler note, I made a scientific discovery today :thumbsup: I am the first person in the world to discover the function of a certain gene in baker's yeast, which unquestionably makes me a total baller.

What's the function? I want to ready for when my bread mutates.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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I think the most interesting thing I've dissected was a cow eyeball. Retinas are freaking groovy you guys.

 

On a cooler note, I made a scientific discovery today :thumbsup: I am the first person in the world to discover the function of a certain gene in baker's yeast, which unquestionably makes me a total baller.

What's the function? I want to ready for when my bread mutates.

It catalyzes a step in glycolysis \::/

Goodluck with your bread.

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^That was funny.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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My shower broke, on Saturday actually. The landlord is only on the office on the weekdays, it's been 3 days without a shower. :thumbdown: That's a day later than usual. Looking back, how did I go for weeks without showers as a little kid?

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I've also gutted a deer for meat. It's a hell of a process, taking easily 5-6 hours for 40 lbs of meat if you're lucky.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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My science teacher taught us how to disect a human body :unsure:

 

We've been taught the easiest way to commit suicide, the cleanest way to kill and the easiest way to dispose of a body.. My chemistry teacher should get out more instead of making lightsabers and training his 3 year old son as a jedi.

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We got various cow eyes, lungs, livers and kidneys to dissect. Our biology teacher turned up one day with a big cardboard box full of the stuff he'd got from a friend who worked in a slaughterhouse or a butchers or someplace.

Someone in another class hid a big piece of cow lung behind one of the window blinds which stank the place out for a few days before anyone thought to check for craftily hidden bits of cow.

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My science teacher taught us how to disect a human body :unsure:

 

We've been taught the easiest way to commit suicide, the cleanest way to kill and the easiest way to dispose of a body.. My chemistry teacher should get out more instead of making lightsabers and training his 3 year old son as a jedi.

I learnt that stuff outside a classroom. I also know the best spots to stab someone with a knife that will kill them in under 30 seconds.

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Christchurch just got shat on by a big earthquake. Looks like I won't be going there on thurdsay for Queens of the Stone Age...

 

That's a damn shame. Hope they work it out somehow, but more importantly, I hope everyone's ok down there.

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Christchurch just got shat on by a big earthquake. Looks like I won't be going there on thurdsay for Queens of the Stone Age...

 

Yeah, I just heard. People are dead this time around, it was simply at a much worse time than the first big 'quake.

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That's not good, hope any Tif'ers weren't hit too hard.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Woot, shower is now fixed. But they had to rip into my wall, and replace the pipes pretty much, and then put my wall back together. So I need to wait until the stuff they used to seal it is try until I can actually take a shower, which is gonna be a few hours. So i'm looking at not being able to take a shower until tomorrow pretty much. :(

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Sitting at home, doing nothing. I don't want to go back to school tomorrow :-|

Im off the whole week.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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