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I read that as "Underwear technician", so I was confused at first. :lol:

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I read that as "Underwear technician", so I was confused at first. :lol:

Yeah same here. That's why I said what an interesting job.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

I have no idea what that job is, but it says 'underwater technician', so I'll assume it's bad-ass and he wrestles sharks.

According the the urban dictionary, it's a more badass name for dishwasher.

 

We'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he washes dishes with the blood of Nazi sharks.

I read that as "Underwear technician", so I was confused at first. :lol:

Yeah same here. That's why I said what an interesting job.

I was going to reference Navy Lube too. It would have been perfect D:

I have no idea what that job is, but it says 'underwater technician', so I'll assume it's bad-ass and he wrestles sharks.

According the the urban dictionary, it's a more badass name for dishwasher.

 

We'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he washes dishes with the blood of Nazi sharks.

Impossible. Nazi sharks don't bleed, they only cause bleeding. Nazi dinosaurs however are perfectly susceptible to bleeding.

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Huh. Our band has "seasons". Marching season, from mid July to November, and concert season, from December to the end of the school year. Our band camp is almost exactly like Boros's but with minor changes and we keep doing marching stuff even when school has started. Our football team does amazingly well so we actually have to keep going to football games well into November. We have 4 bands. Bands 1, 2, 3, and 4, 1 being the best and 4 being the JV band which doesn't march the show or go to competitions. Bands 1-3 are the entire marching band but are individual units during concert season. Everybody has to try out and you're placed into one of the bands based on how well you did compared to everyone else.

 

This was our show last year.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Wpqm3k1ho

We don't march except for an annual memorial day parade, I know nothing about marching. :razz: So that makes things easier for us.

 

My dad's high school band did that, only parades. My band did only 2 parades, Homecoming parade and Disneyland. Homecoming was solely for the purpose of getting a tape of us marching a parade to send to Disneyland to let us march a parade.

My dad's high school band did that, only parades. My band did only 2 parades, Homecoming parade and Disneyland. Homecoming was solely for the purpose of getting a tape of us marching a parade to send to Disneyland to let us march a parade.

Our school won that too. I wasn't in the band of course. :shades:

 

I've read you left SoCal Boros. :sad: Good luck up there!

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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We do 2-3 parades a year. There's our city parade that we do in October and then The Battle of Flowers parade in April. We're also going to Disney Land this year to march in that parade. We did a parade in Disney World 2 years ago.

 

Parades are a lot more fun when you're watching them.

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My dad's high school band did that, only parades. My band did only 2 parades, Homecoming parade and Disneyland. Homecoming was solely for the purpose of getting a tape of us marching a parade to send to Disneyland to let us march a parade.

Our school won that too. I wasn't in the band of course. :shades:

 

I've read you left SoCal Boros. :sad: Good luck up there!

Thanks! I've only been up here a few hours and I already love it. Went from 90+F weather to 60F and foggy. My kinda place.icon_thumbsu.gif

New (sorta) car. WOOP! Mate got his bank loan approved, getting his car on Monday and he's giving his Toyota Paseo to me. Nice little 2-door car I can get around in. He doesn't care when I pay him between $500-$1000 (only cause im his friend and he only payed $1500 off a family friend) so thats one good thing to help me with jobs :D

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Nice Tim, those are pretty decent cars.

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Mhm. Just needs a (LOT) of dusting, a good wash and a bit of a tune up and it'll run brand new. Then I plan to fix it up properly as a project car.

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Need a job and some money first. Just make sure you get details of when he last had it serviced; oil change and filter, air filter, brake fluid etc.

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I'm going to collect my A level results and see which University I'm going to. [bleep] I'm scared.

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Need a job and some money first. Just make sure you get details of when he last had it serviced; oil change and filter, air filter, brake fluid etc.

Yeah, He's got the original log book from the previous owner (which bought the car from the store). It'l prob need an oil change. Thankfully I know how to do that myself.

 

EDIT: Seems I have heat rash too thanks to these stupid pills. ;____;

 

EDIT2: and slightly raged at a friend who was complaining she cant get a 3-some with her (open relation) boyfriend. TRY HAVING SEX ONCE EVERY 6-12 MONTHS BEFORE YOU WHINE@@

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(Yes, This heat rash is driving me insane)

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Just found out my ex has a tumblr, so I checked it out. It's full of Reddit comics/memes and "le".

 

I can't help but feel even more relieved.

Well, I'm moving to Cambridge. I walked into my school, got my results and walked out. Like a boss. :shades:

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@Tim gratz on the car! Easy to trick those things out. And is she opposed to having said 3some with you?

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@Tim gratz on the car! Easy to trick those things out. And is she opposed to having said 3some with you?

She wouldn't simply because I was the "sex obsessed one" of our friends group.

 

 

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Holy crap, the last two weeks were fun. First a week and half camp in the south of France with wonderful people and awesome people, then right afterwards my friend held a birthday party.

So this afternoon i go out on the roof to have a smoke, like i always do. I'm doing my thing when suddenly i hear this HUGE bang on the door. Almost shat myself (no lie, i scare easily). I pop my head around the corner to see what the hell had happened. Seem's an eagle that has been pestering us for quite some time now flew into the door. So too scared to get near it, i was stuck on the roof for 35 minutes while the people from the pet shelter were making their way over to our house. Fun day indeed -.-

So this afternoon i go out on the roof to have a smoke, like i always do. I'm doing my thing when suddenly i hear this HUGE bang on the door. Almost shat myself (no lie, i scare easily). I pop my head around the corner to see what the hell had happened. Seem's an eagle that has been pestering us for quite some time now flew into the door. So too scared to get near it, i was stuck on the roof for 35 minutes while the people from the pet shelter were making their way over to our house. Fun day indeed -.-

 

A real man would have opened the door, started up a roundhouse kick to the head, and gotten his eyes scratched out by the eagle. Come on man.

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So this afternoon i go out on the roof to have a smoke, like i always do. I'm doing my thing when suddenly i hear this HUGE bang on the door. Almost shat myself (no lie, i scare easily). I pop my head around the corner to see what the hell had happened. Seem's an eagle that has been pestering us for quite some time now flew into the door. So too scared to get near it, i was stuck on the roof for 35 minutes while the people from the pet shelter were making their way over to our house. Fun day indeed -.-

 

A real man would have opened the door, started up a roundhouse kick to the head, and gotten his eyes scratched out by the eagle. Come on man.

 

What kind of dumb[wagon] "real man" would do that? That is just stupid. "hurr durr lets get blinded while attacking an eagle."

 

I spent last night texting three girls for about five hours. Sadly, all of them are either Catholic or Christian... Oh well. Still funny as hell when they are wired up on sugar.

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DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

So this afternoon i go out on the roof to have a smoke, like i always do. I'm doing my thing when suddenly i hear this HUGE bang on the door. Almost shat myself (no lie, i scare easily). I pop my head around the corner to see what the hell had happened. Seem's an eagle that has been pestering us for quite some time now flew into the door. So too scared to get near it, i was stuck on the roof for 35 minutes while the people from the pet shelter were making their way over to our house. Fun day indeed -.-

 

A real man would have opened the door, started up a roundhouse kick to the head, and gotten his eyes scratched out by the eagle. Come on man.

 

What kind of dumb[wagon] "real man" would do that? That is just stupid. "hurr durr lets get blinded while attacking an eagle."

 

I spent last night texting three girls for about five hours. Sadly, all of them are either Catholic or Christian... Oh well. Still funny as hell when they are wired up on sugar.

 

Replying as if I was serious...

 

*sigh*

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