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Got a car today. :thumbup:

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My brother moved to his dorm today.

 

I'm lonely now.

Looks like everyone's beginning to change their signatures/avatars/names back. Oh, this makes things easier.

 

Agreed. :thumbup:

Usually when people do that it's a good sign you shouldn't change your profile just yet.

 

Well, it's easier for staff to distinguish because they have a lot more tools. Even so I wouldn't be surprised if a mod did delete a post or two thinking they double posted.

 

Got a car today. :thumbup:

 

What kind?

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2005 Dodge Neon.

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Had a rocking father's 50th last night.

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I also got a bag of chips from the vending machine that was just full of air. :thumbdown:

:blink:

 

I was like, 'When the hell did I post that?'

 

And then I thought someone hacked my account. But it was just Pie being a little sneak.

Haha I thought the same thing when Omar was posting under my name.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Cool, I can get a monthly MUNI pass for the youth price for the next 3 months till I turn 18. 21$ for unlimited transport for the month versus $62.icon_thumbsu.gif

I also got a bag of chips from the vending machine that was just full of air. :thumbdown:

:blink:

 

I was like, 'When the hell did I post that?'

 

And then I thought someone hacked my account. But it was just Pie being a little sneak.

Haha I thought the same thing when Omar was posting under my name.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

I also got a bag of chips from the vending machine that was just full of air. :thumbdown:

:blink:

 

I was like, 'When the hell did I post that?'

 

And then I thought someone hacked my account. But it was just Pie being a little sneak.

Haha I thought the same thing when Omar was posting under my name.

I see what you did there.

 

Can't fool me!

 

Wish I could see Dizzle's image. It isn't showing up.

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Seriously though, when istolethepie (istoLethepie, not istoIthepie) saw me post under his name he thought the same thing.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Friend's 18th tonight, was heaps of fun. It was themed towards military, most people only wore camo pants or had a vest. I went full out with a morph suit, black pants and a nerf gun.

 

Only down point when some guy threatened to break a kid's other leg. I told him to never threaten kids, and he starting yelling at me like I had no right to say it, then he got his younger sister to try having a go at me, telling me they can say whatever they want because he's their cousin. I wish it was their kid, I'd have called DoCS. It's basically a government department that deals with children, making sure they're in a safe and loving environment, helping people if they're interested in fostering or adopting children, and advising people on parenting.

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Friend's 18th tonight, was heaps of fun. It was themed towards military, most people only wore camo pants or had a vest. I went full out with a morph suit, black pants and a nerf gun.

 

Only down point when some guy threatened to break a kid's other leg. I told him to never threaten kids, and he starting yelling at me like I had no right to say it, then he got his younger sister to try having a go at me, telling me they can say whatever they want because he's their cousin. I wish it was their kid, I'd have called DoCS. It's basically a government department that deals with children, making sure they're in a safe and loving environment, helping people if they're interested in fostering or adopting children, and advising people on parenting.

Somehow... If I was in NSW still, I'd STILL not get an invite despite you saying how much you've tried to get me to parties.

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"Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me."

- H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau

Today, I'm visiting my grandma, since I'll be at college, and she's getting pretty old (93 now, still going strong. Doesn't use a walker, haha; tough woman).

 

And then afterwards I'm going to a family game night over at my second oldest sister's house because I leave for college next Sunday and won't be seeing them for a while either. Those always end up being pretty fun.

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Croce's new avatar threw me off...

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Didn't throw me off.

 

Didn't throw me off.

 

I'm going to kill you.

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That had me lost.

 

Today I slept in recovery after a week of mayhem.

Friend's 18th tonight, was heaps of fun. It was themed towards military, most people only wore camo pants or had a vest. I went full out with a morph suit, black pants and a nerf gun.

 

Only down point when some guy threatened to break a kid's other leg. I told him to never threaten kids, and he starting yelling at me like I had no right to say it, then he got his younger sister to try having a go at me, telling me they can say whatever they want because he's their cousin. I wish it was their kid, I'd have called DoCS. It's basically a government department that deals with children, making sure they're in a safe and loving environment, helping people if they're interested in fostering or adopting children, and advising people on parenting.

Somehow... If I was in NSW still, I'd STILL not get an invite despite you saying how much you've tried to get me to parties.

Shut the [bleep] up

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Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Trip to grandma's cancelled. Going over to my adopted grandma's to swim with my sisters.

 

Ate Denny's for breakfast. Relatively yummy.

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Trip to grandma's cancelled. Going over to my adopted grandma's to swim with my sisters.

 

Ate Denny's for breakfast. Relatively yummy.

 

How old are you? You still haven't answered.

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