The_Gabe Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I have times of incredible sadness just comparing myself to others and feeling that I'm not good enough. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonlordjl Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I have times of incredible sadness just comparing myself to others and feeling that I'm not good enough.And Caesar knelt before the statue of Alexander and wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I have times of incredible sadness just comparing myself to others and feeling that I'm not good enough.Can't let yourself do that - there will always be somebody better and somebody worse. It matters what you do, not what anyone else does. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 My confession/secret, pathetic as it is: I'm using Emma Watson (daydreaming about her, though not in a sexual sense, but in an innocent way; imagining actually what it might be like dating her) to try and get over this girl that I like, cause I don't know if it'll ever work out. And it's actually kinda working... | My Tumblr | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 My confession/secret, pathetic as it is: I'm using Emma Watson (daydreaming about her, though not in a sexual sense, but in an innocent way; imagining actually what it might be like dating her) to try and get over this girl that I like, cause I don't know if it'll ever work out. And it's actually kinda working... Not pathetic at all. Do whatever you have to get over things. If it helps, it's all good. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jernlov Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) I have times of incredible sadness just comparing myself to others and feeling that I'm not good enough.Can't let yourself do that - there will always be somebody better and somebody worse. It matters what you do, not what anyone else does.Sound advice. Helped me over my depression nicely. Edited August 2, 2011 by obfuscator abused my powers to fix a spelling mistake in my quote, oops! Steam | Soup | Last.fm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 My confession/secret, pathetic as it is: I'm using Emma Watson (daydreaming about her, though not in a sexual sense, but in an innocent way; imagining actually what it might be like dating her) to try and get over this girl that I like, cause I don't know if it'll ever work out. And it's actually kinda working... Hah, I've done this a lot, though kinda subconsciously. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Just today, I legitimately wondered what it would be like being a dog. Specifically the dog that this girl I like owns and gives so much attention to. Then, I felt really uncomfortable because I thought that. I may be mental. | My Tumblr | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Duff, in the little time you've been here, you have made it to the list of my favorate TIFers. Seriously. Regret: drinking so much soda today. It has been so hot, and I so thirsty....my blood pressure must of shot through the roof though. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surprise Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Just today, I legitimately wondered what it would be like being a dog. Specifically the dog that this girl I like owns and gives so much attention to. Then, I felt really uncomfortable because I thought that. I may be mental. It's pretty normal, you desire her attention so you focus on the item that gets a lot of it. No, I've not, yet, done it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 When I was younger, I was attracted to the evil characters in (animated) movies. I have a distinct memory of finding these characters (and many more) attractive: I suppose I was more attracted to their badass personalities than anything else. However, I'd like to note that I have a best friend who also found Scar attractive. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 @Giordano: Why thanks. :grin: A funny secret. I dunno if this has happened to a lot of people, but when I was younger, I was fully dressed and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth, but my older sister was brushing hers, so I had to wait. I sat down on the toilet, not realizing the lid was not down, and I fell in and soaked my butt. And there I was, my bum stuck bobbing in the toilet while I yelled for my mom to pull me out. True story. Ahaha, I'm laughing just remembering it. I hope that happens to my kid one day. | My Tumblr | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 The worst thing to happen to my butt was falling ass-first into a cactus when I was eight. To add to the initial pain, when I pulled down my pants to get the thorns out, they ripped my skin up pretty bad. I think the worst part was explaining to my mom why my pants were full of holes and there was blood in my underwear. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 The worst thing to happen to my butt was falling ass-first into a cactus when I was eight. That line, by itself, is one of the funniest things I've read in a while :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Today while converting old tapes to digital I made two weird discoveries that sort of count as confessions/regrets/secrets all in one package. 1: 3 year old me singing Ricky Martin songs into a toy mic.2: My dad trying not to laugh his ass off as he tries to get 3 year old me to talk about the Clinton scandal (and eventually succeeding). Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 When I was younger, I was attracted to the evil characters in (animated) movies. I have a distinct memory of finding these characters (and many more) attractive: However, I'd like to note that I have a best friend who also found Scar attractive.I can't say I ever found scar attractive but I always did think he was pretty badass. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 The worst thing to happen to my butt was falling ass-first into a cactus when I was eight. To add to the initial pain, when I pulled down my pants to get the thorns out, they ripped my skin up pretty bad. I think the worst part was explaining to my mom why my pants were full of holes and there was blood in my underwear.I bet you have some nice scars from that. Even though the true story is funny, you should definitely make something up: 'I flicked a sleeping bear on the nose and ran, but I wasn't fast enough and it swiped at my arse and gave me these bad boys.' Then you'd have an excuse to moon all the ladies. And we all know ladies love seeing boys' bare asses. :3 | My Tumblr | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Of course I'm just not sure how I would bring that up in a conversation. "Would you like to see my cac-- I mean bear scars?" ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I know: "Have you ever seen a cactus-wielding bear?" "Erm, no, why?" "Let me tell you a little story..." Then just say the bear swiped at you with a cactus. | My Tumblr | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surprise Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Just want to point out that a bear has claws, probably far more useful than a cacti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Including the cactus makes the story more truthful (if you read his post on the previous page). | My Tumblr | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 When I was younger, I was attracted to the evil characters in (animated) movies. I have a distinct memory of finding these characters (and many more) attractive: However, I'd like to note that I have a best friend who also found Scar attractive.I can't say I ever found scar attractive but I always did think he was pretty badass.Scar's mate from the second movie, though. Mm'yesma'am. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Confession: I hate ham. I don't like the taste of it whatsoever.inb4"OMG U HATE HAM" Yeah. Deal with it. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Confession: I hate ham. I don't like the taste of it whatsoever.inb4"OMG U HATE HAM" Yeah. Deal with it.Not a fan of ham either. It's tolerable, but something you eat because it's all there is, not because you feel like it. Chinese roast pork, on the other hand... Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I like ham sandwiches. Preferably ham+white bread+mayo+lettuce and the works. Om nom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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