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Always been partial to Alexandra (or Alex... if it was a boy), Katherine (I like Kate... I could actually just name her Kate), Madeline, also Emily, if it was a boy, Jakob (whatever the German spelling is), Ares/Thor, Bjorn would be cool, my friend wants to name his first kid Posideon (yeah I totally spelled that wrong.)

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Yeah. It's Swahili for winged-bear. That's how it's pronounced and spelled in English.

 

 

 

Rather, you typed a bunch of letters randomly and called it a screename. :P

 

 

 

Damn, you caught me...

 

 

 

My kid doesn't have to know, though.

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I want a child born bald with cybernetic implants visible in his skull. Named Felix. Or Gregor.

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Yeah. It's Swahili for winged-bear. That's how it's pronounced and spelled in English.

 

 

 

Rather, you typed a bunch of letters randomly and called it a screename. :P

 

 

 

Damn, you caught me...

 

 

 

My kid doesn't have to know, though.

 

Yeah, Swahili doesn't have an actual word for "bear". What they use is an adaptation meaning something along the lines of "upright brown lion".

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Girl: Kairi?

 

 

 

Oooo - isn't that the name of the character in Kingdom Hearts? It's a nice name regardless. o.O

 

 

 

Uh huh, that's her. Yeah, i like it. But a bit odd to name your kid from a character in a video game?

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Pointdexter for a guy,Xebethchthulu for a girl.

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Roy, or Shannon/Sabrina. I always liked the name Sabrina.

 

I have pity on your child, if it's a girl. I couldn't imagine putting such a burden upon anyone, let alone one of my own. Sabrina is among the ugliest names I can imagine. Sorry. :P

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Roy, or Shannon/Sabrina. I always liked the name Sabrina.

 

I have pity on your child, if it's a girl. I couldn't imagine putting such a burden upon anyone, let alone one of my own. Sabrina is among the ugliest names I can imagine. Sorry. :P

 

 

 

I think it's a pretty name! :|

 

 

 

It'd be good for a girl with shoulder length black hair and green eyes.

 

 

 

if I'm lucky she'll never find out I was inspired by the Pokemon show!

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I'd name my child Darth Vader.

 

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Anyway, my first son is going to be named either "Ari" or "Leon" after my grandfather, as per family tradition.

 

I'll let the mother name my first daughter.

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^^ lol I had to tell my partner he wasn't calling our son any starwar names. Now I just have to convince him that our wedding is medieval and he can't dress up as Luke Skywalker.

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Boy: Truman

 

Girl: Selena (I don't think I spelled that right, but I think it's pronounced suh-lean-ah)

 

 

 

Other names I think are cool are:

 

Boy: Seth, Aaron

 

Girl: Pandora, Adriana, Phoenix

 

 

 

My brain is kind of stuck right now, so if anymore come to mind I'll post them here :)

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i dunno, for a boy i really like the name diablo. i hadn't thought of it till i watched the movie "juno" i think the writer's name was diablo cody. and it just sounded kinda cool to me. the kid would probably kill me for it, but there are worse things to name a kid than diablo.

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