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I dont really see how this is funny at all.

 

Me neither.

[Omar]

That was pretty mean. :lol:

[BlackDawn]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

 

Stranger: shoot your question, old man

 

You: What, is your name?

 

Stranger: Sir galahad, the pure

 

You: What, is your quest?

 

Stranger: To seek the holy grail !

 

You: What, is your favourite colour?

 

Stranger: Blue

 

Stranger: no, red !

 

Stranger: aaaaaaah

 

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Took me over an hour to find someone who knew what I was talking about. :lol: Even if it's been done by others, it's still entertaining.

[Salad]

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You: hyt

 

Stranger: It's-a ME! Mario!

 

You: YAY!!!!!

 

You: *Mario Music*

 

Stranger: Are you-a Luigi?

 

You: Yes I am-a

 

Stranger: Luigi! What-a you do online?

 

You: I-a chat qith you, Mario!

 

Stranger: I know you look-a at de gay *Yoshi!*!

 

Stranger: I'm-a gonna tell Daisy!

 

You: Ok

 

You: I'm gonna tell Peach your online

 

Stranger: Mama mia!

 

You: Mwuhahahahaha!

 

You: It's-a ME! BOWSER!

 

Stranger: Oh no!

 

You: *Fires Luigi*

 

You: *Mario

 

Stranger: Mama mia!

 

You: Game Over

 

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Stranger: hey

 

You: yeh

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: ?lsa

 

Stranger: why u doing that

 

You: taht gniod u yhw

 

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[Dax]

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Stranger: hey

 

You: yeh

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: ?lsa

 

Stranger: why u doing that

 

You: taht gniod u yhw

 

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Might have to try that. :lol:

[ElkNight]

I had a conversation with a guy like that for about 20 lines.

[gauper_kid]

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Stranger: hey

 

You: yeh

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: ?lsa

 

Stranger: why u doing that

 

You: taht gniod u yhw

 

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Might have to try that. :lol:

 

 

 

.dluohs uoy, heay

[Tahvo]

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You: i love you

 

Stranger: och jag älskar dig

 

Stranger: Kan jag få ketchup till oxfilén?

 

You: english?

 

You: usa?

 

Stranger: nej, svenska

 

You: i only speak english

 

You: how's it over there in...svenska?

 

Stranger: oh well that's too bad

 

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[Abc1230]

[hide=My first time on omegle...]Connecting to server...

 

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You: hyt

 

Stranger: whut?

 

You: nevermind :/

 

Stranger: okay :9

 

Stranger: where from?

 

You: Us

 

You: Nj

 

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[Makilio]

First time:

 

 

 

Stranger: hii

 

Stranger: asl

 

You: hi

 

You: that's not how the alphabet goes

 

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:thumbsup:

[Guest]

Ugh, huge number of spambots on Omegle now...

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: from

 

You: Hello

 

You: I am everywhere and everything

 

Stranger: from

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: I am from everywhere, I cannot choose a fixed location

 

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Stranger: im a horny 16 year old girl who can be your sex slave

 

You: erm.......

 

You: yeh

 

You: maybe not

 

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[Salad]

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Stranger: hey

 

You: yeh

 

Stranger: hows it going

 

You: gniog ti swoh

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: lol

 

Stranger: high five

 

You: evif hgih

 

Stranger: where u from

 

You: morf u erehw

 

Stranger: do u like pie

 

You: eip ekil u od

 

Stranger: pu staw

 

You: wats up

 

Stranger: f ro m

 

You: m or f

 

Stranger: ?f or m

 

You: m ro f?

 

Stranger: m mi

 

You: im m

 

Stranger: ?uoy

 

You: you?

 

Stranger: em llet

 

You: tell me

 

Stranger: zlp em llet

 

You: tell me plz

 

Stranger: O.o

 

Stranger: o.O

 

You: o.O

 

You: O.o

 

Stranger: -____-

 

You: -____-

 

Stranger: ^__^

 

You: ^__^

 

Stranger: ^^

 

You: ^^

 

Stranger: D:

 

You: :D

 

Stranger: :D

 

You: D:

 

Stranger: eyb g2g

 

You: g2g bye

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: ):

 

Stranger: (:

 

You: :(

 

Stranger: :(

 

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[forestfrolic]

Latest conversations are not up to par with the original ones. Try harder! :thumbsup:

[anonymous1234]

I have a lot.

 

 

 

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You: hey

 

Stranger: im so bored

 

You: Me too.

 

Stranger: u feel my pain ?

 

Stranger: .p

 

Stranger: n why r we still here

 

You: Well I'm feeling pain alright. But I'm pretty sure it's mine

 

Stranger: sorry for u

 

You: Thanks =\

 

Stranger: whats the couse of your pain ?

 

You: I'm really depressed. My boyfriend who I loved with all my heart and was going out with me for a year and a half dumped me because I wasn't hot enough for something.

 

You: or something*

 

Stranger: and why are u feeling down ?

 

Stranger: he is a jerk

 

Stranger: u can do better

 

You: Because I loved him so much :(

 

You: I've never loved a boy more than I loved him

 

Stranger: revenge ?

 

Stranger: did u consider that x)

 

You: No...I care about him too much =\

 

You: I don't want to hurt him. I just want him to take me back

 

Stranger: umm get hotter than ?

 

Stranger: but realy he doesnt deserve u

 

You: Get hotter? What do you want me to do get plastic surgery! :(

 

You: I know he doesn't deserve me, but I can't help loving him.

 

You: I feel like my heart's being squeezed

 

Stranger: sounds awfull

 

Stranger: see thats why u shouldnt fall in the first place

 

Stranger: let them fall for u instead

 

You: I try...but I can't help what i'm feeling.

 

You: I've cried so much in the past few days.

 

Stranger: it'll go away

 

Stranger: ganbatteee

 

You: Wht?

 

You: What?*

 

Stranger: hang in there

 

You: Okay..

 

Stranger: okey

 

Stranger: bye

 

You: Bye... :(

 

You: Thank you

 

Stranger: ^^ cheer up

 

You: =| I'll try

 

Stranger: heheh <3

 

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[hide=Questionably allowed to be posted. This is the least of the stuff I have though]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Hey

 

Stranger: whats up?

 

You: Not much u?

 

Stranger: i need to vent

 

You: Why?

 

Stranger: so i come to u my stranger

 

You: What's wrong?

 

Stranger: i heard my two best friends having sex last saturday night!!!

 

Stranger: there its off my chest

 

You: D:

 

You: Are you a boy or a girl?

 

Stranger: girrl

 

You: I feel so sorry for you =\

 

Stranger: you should

 

Stranger: n the worst part is ... they r girls too

 

Stranger: botgh

 

You: Wow

 

You: Did you talk to them about it yet?

 

Stranger: n i always thouht they were straight!

 

Stranger: no im scared thats so awkward for me n embarassing for them!

 

You: I think it's best if you come clean to them that you heard them.

 

You: I know you're scared, buttrust me.

 

You: but trust*

 

Stranger: but its none of my business

 

You: It kinda is.

 

Stranger: they just chose to have [bleep]ing sex with their friend in the next room n parents upstairs

 

Stranger: how stupid is that? n they were so [bleep]ing loud too i actually had to cover my ears!!!!!

 

You: They should've done it in a more private setting.

 

You: I understand how you feel.

 

You: I've had the same thing happen to mr

 

You: me*

 

Stranger: oo did u know those ppl were in a relationship at`the time?

 

You: Nope

 

You: We were in the same room though.

 

Stranger: wat!?>

 

You: It was like 2 am, and they thought I was aleep >.<

 

Stranger: thats horrible

 

Stranger: did u "wake up"

 

You: I was awake for the entire thing

 

Stranger: no i know but did u let them know that ur awake or did u pretend to be asleep the whole time

 

You: I pretended to be asleep.

 

You: I was too embarassed to say anything

 

Stranger: did u later tho? like the next day or something? howd they take it?

 

You: Yeah I told them afterwards. They didn't really care. They said "You shouldn't have been awake, don't blame us."

 

Stranger: wat?? thats [cabbage]

 

You: I know.

 

You: They're not my friends anymore though :P

 

Stranger: seee whay if MY friend;s reaction is like that

 

Stranger: i dont wanna lose them :[

 

You: It's not worth it for them to be your friend if they don't care about you overhearing them.

 

Stranger: but see they thought i was asleep n it was after a whole night of drinking n smoking so i was supposed to pass out as always, but i couldnt idk y

 

You: Same thing was in my case, except without the smoking

 

Stranger: ahh

 

Stranger: this blows

 

Stranger: im supposed to be hanging out with them tomorrow

 

Stranger: so maybe i should confront them

 

You: You should.

 

Stranger: i gotta prepare a speech :/ this is gonna b so horrible

 

You: Good luck.

 

Stranger: thanx

 

You: Just remember hun, they're not your friends if they don't care about you

 

You: Okay? ^_^

 

Stranger: should i do it b4 or during smoking, wat do u think?

 

Stranger: thanx :]

 

You: Before.

 

Stranger: cuz if i do it b4 thats gonna ruin their trip n if i do it during, thats gonna ruin it too!...but at least we'd be able to understand when sober yeah yr right b4 is good

 

You: Just try to tell them ASAP

 

Stranger: thanx for listenin n for the help :] ur a nice stranger

 

Stranger: k

 

You: You too :P

 

Stranger: ok bye love

 

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I have several that are graphic (One might even have an 18+ pic) that I wouldn't even attempt to show to the public. Pm me if you want them.

[Kenshinjapan]

I have a lot.

 

 

 

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You: hey

 

Stranger: im so bored

 

You: Me too.

 

Stranger: u feel my pain ?

 

Stranger: .p

 

Stranger: n why r we still here

 

You: Well I'm feeling pain alright. But I'm pretty sure it's mine

 

Stranger: sorry for u

 

You: Thanks =\

 

Stranger: whats the couse of your pain ?

 

You: I'm really depressed. My boyfriend who I loved with all my heart and was going out with me for a year and a half dumped me because I wasn't hot enough for something.

 

You: or something*

 

Stranger: and why are u feeling down ?

 

Stranger: he is a jerk

 

Stranger: u can do better

 

You: Because I loved him so much :(

 

You: I've never loved a boy more than I loved him

 

Stranger: revenge ?

 

Stranger: did u consider that x)

 

You: No...I care about him too much =\

 

You: I don't want to hurt him. I just want him to take me back

 

Stranger: umm get hotter than ?

 

Stranger: but realy he doesnt deserve u

 

You: Get hotter? What do you want me to do get plastic surgery! :(

 

You: I know he doesn't deserve me, but I can't help loving him.

 

You: I feel like my heart's being squeezed

 

Stranger: sounds awfull

 

Stranger: see thats why u shouldnt fall in the first place

 

Stranger: let them fall for u instead

 

You: I try...but I can't help what i'm feeling.

 

You: I've cried so much in the past few days.

 

Stranger: it'll go away

 

Stranger: ganbatteee

 

You: Wht?

 

You: What?*

 

Stranger: hang in there

 

You: Okay..

 

Stranger: okey

 

Stranger: bye

 

You: Bye... :(

 

You: Thank you

 

Stranger: ^^ cheer up

 

You: =| I'll try

 

Stranger: heheh <3

 

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[hide=Questionably allowed to be posted. This is the least of the stuff I have though]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Hey

 

Stranger: whats up?

 

You: Not much u?

 

Stranger: i need to vent

 

You: Why?

 

Stranger: so i come to u my stranger

 

You: What's wrong?

 

Stranger: i heard my two best friends having sex last saturday night!!!

 

Stranger: there its off my chest

 

You: D:

 

You: Are you a boy or a girl?

 

Stranger: girrl

 

You: I feel so sorry for you =\

 

Stranger: you should

 

Stranger: n the worst part is ... they r girls too

 

Stranger: botgh

 

You: Wow

 

You: Did you talk to them about it yet?

 

Stranger: n i always thouht they were straight!

 

Stranger: no im scared thats so awkward for me n embarassing for them!

 

You: I think it's best if you come clean to them that you heard them.

 

You: I know you're scared, buttrust me.

 

You: but trust*

 

Stranger: but its none of my business

 

You: It kinda is.

 

Stranger: they just chose to have [bleep] sex with their friend in the next room n parents upstairs

 

Stranger: how stupid is that? n they were so [bleep] loud too i actually had to cover my ears!!!!!

 

You: They should've done it in a more private setting.

 

You: I understand how you feel.

 

You: I've had the same thing happen to mr

 

You: me*

 

Stranger: oo did u know those ppl were in a relationship at`the time?

 

You: Nope

 

You: We were in the same room though.

 

Stranger: wat!?>

 

You: It was like 2 am, and they thought I was aleep >.<

 

Stranger: thats horrible

 

Stranger: did u "wake up"

 

You: I was awake for the entire thing

 

Stranger: no i know but did u let them know that ur awake or did u pretend to be asleep the whole time

 

You: I pretended to be asleep.

 

You: I was too embarassed to say anything

 

Stranger: did u later tho? like the next day or something? howd they take it?

 

You: Yeah I told them afterwards. They didn't really care. They said "You shouldn't have been awake, don't blame us."

 

Stranger: wat?? thats [cabbage]

 

You: I know.

 

You: They're not my friends anymore though :P

 

Stranger: seee whay if MY friend;s reaction is like that

 

Stranger: i dont wanna lose them :[

 

You: It's not worth it for them to be your friend if they don't care about you overhearing them.

 

Stranger: but see they thought i was asleep n it was after a whole night of drinking n smoking so i was supposed to pass out as always, but i couldnt idk y

 

You: Same thing was in my case, except without the smoking

 

Stranger: ahh

 

Stranger: this blows

 

Stranger: im supposed to be hanging out with them tomorrow

 

Stranger: so maybe i should confront them

 

You: You should.

 

Stranger: i gotta prepare a speech :/ this is gonna b so horrible

 

You: Good luck.

 

Stranger: thanx

 

You: Just remember hun, they're not your friends if they don't care about you

 

You: Okay? ^_^

 

Stranger: should i do it b4 or during smoking, wat do u think?

 

Stranger: thanx :]

 

You: Before.

 

Stranger: cuz if i do it b4 thats gonna ruin their trip n if i do it during, thats gonna ruin it too!...but at least we'd be able to understand when sober yeah yr right b4 is good

 

You: Just try to tell them ASAP

 

Stranger: thanx for listenin n for the help :] ur a nice stranger

 

Stranger: k

 

You: You too :P

 

Stranger: ok bye love

 

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I have several that are graphic (One might even have an 18+ pic) that I wouldn't even attempt to show to the public. Pm me if you want them.

 

 

 

These are the conversations that Omegle was meant for. Not the [cabbage] filled with trolling and t-rexes that has been filling the first 10 pages.

[Guest]

I have a few hour long conversations, didn't think to save them. It can be really fun talking to people you don't know.

[RpgGamer]

I have a lot.

 

 

 

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You: hey

 

Stranger: im so bored

 

You: Me too.

 

Stranger: u feel my pain ?

 

Stranger: .p

 

Stranger: n why r we still here

 

You: Well I'm feeling pain alright. But I'm pretty sure it's mine

 

Stranger: sorry for u

 

You: Thanks =\

 

Stranger: whats the couse of your pain ?

 

You: I'm really depressed. My boyfriend who I loved with all my heart and was going out with me for a year and a half dumped me because I wasn't hot enough for something.

 

You: or something*

 

Stranger: and why are u feeling down ?

 

Stranger: he is a jerk

 

Stranger: u can do better

 

You: Because I loved him so much :(

 

You: I've never loved a boy more than I loved him

 

Stranger: revenge ?

 

Stranger: did u consider that x)

 

You: No...I care about him too much =\

 

You: I don't want to hurt him. I just want him to take me back

 

Stranger: umm get hotter than ?

 

Stranger: but realy he doesnt deserve u

 

You: Get hotter? What do you want me to do get plastic surgery! :(

 

You: I know he doesn't deserve me, but I can't help loving him.

 

You: I feel like my heart's being squeezed

 

Stranger: sounds awfull

 

Stranger: see thats why u shouldnt fall in the first place

 

Stranger: let them fall for u instead

 

You: I try...but I can't help what i'm feeling.

 

You: I've cried so much in the past few days.

 

Stranger: it'll go away

 

Stranger: ganbatteee

 

You: Wht?

 

You: What?*

 

Stranger: hang in there

 

You: Okay..

 

Stranger: okey

 

Stranger: bye

 

You: Bye... :(

 

You: Thank you

 

Stranger: ^^ cheer up

 

You: =| I'll try

 

Stranger: heheh <3

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Questionably allowed to be posted. This is the least of the stuff I have though]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Hey

 

Stranger: whats up?

 

You: Not much u?

 

Stranger: i need to vent

 

You: Why?

 

Stranger: so i come to u my stranger

 

You: What's wrong?

 

Stranger: i heard my two best friends having sex last saturday night!!!

 

Stranger: there its off my chest

 

You: D:

 

You: Are you a boy or a girl?

 

Stranger: girrl

 

You: I feel so sorry for you =\

 

Stranger: you should

 

Stranger: n the worst part is ... they r girls too

 

Stranger: botgh

 

You: Wow

 

You: Did you talk to them about it yet?

 

Stranger: n i always thouht they were straight!

 

Stranger: no im scared thats so awkward for me n embarassing for them!

 

You: I think it's best if you come clean to them that you heard them.

 

You: I know you're scared, buttrust me.

 

You: but trust*

 

Stranger: but its none of my business

 

You: It kinda is.

 

Stranger: they just chose to have [bleep] sex with their friend in the next room n parents upstairs

 

Stranger: how stupid is that? n they were so [bleep] loud too i actually had to cover my ears!!!!!

 

You: They should've done it in a more private setting.

 

You: I understand how you feel.

 

You: I've had the same thing happen to mr

 

You: me*

 

Stranger: oo did u know those ppl were in a relationship at`the time?

 

You: Nope

 

You: We were in the same room though.

 

Stranger: wat!?>

 

You: It was like 2 am, and they thought I was aleep >.<

 

Stranger: thats horrible

 

Stranger: did u "wake up"

 

You: I was awake for the entire thing

 

Stranger: no i know but did u let them know that ur awake or did u pretend to be asleep the whole time

 

You: I pretended to be asleep.

 

You: I was too embarassed to say anything

 

Stranger: did u later tho? like the next day or something? howd they take it?

 

You: Yeah I told them afterwards. They didn't really care. They said "You shouldn't have been awake, don't blame us."

 

Stranger: wat?? thats [cabbage]

 

You: I know.

 

You: They're not my friends anymore though :P

 

Stranger: seee whay if MY friend;s reaction is like that

 

Stranger: i dont wanna lose them :[

 

You: It's not worth it for them to be your friend if they don't care about you overhearing them.

 

Stranger: but see they thought i was asleep n it was after a whole night of drinking n smoking so i was supposed to pass out as always, but i couldnt idk y

 

You: Same thing was in my case, except without the smoking

 

Stranger: ahh

 

Stranger: this blows

 

Stranger: im supposed to be hanging out with them tomorrow

 

Stranger: so maybe i should confront them

 

You: You should.

 

Stranger: i gotta prepare a speech :/ this is gonna b so horrible

 

You: Good luck.

 

Stranger: thanx

 

You: Just remember hun, they're not your friends if they don't care about you

 

You: Okay? ^_^

 

Stranger: should i do it b4 or during smoking, wat do u think?

 

Stranger: thanx :]

 

You: Before.

 

Stranger: cuz if i do it b4 thats gonna ruin their trip n if i do it during, thats gonna ruin it too!...but at least we'd be able to understand when sober yeah yr right b4 is good

 

You: Just try to tell them ASAP

 

Stranger: thanx for listenin n for the help :] ur a nice stranger

 

Stranger: k

 

You: You too :P

 

Stranger: ok bye love

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have several that are graphic (One might even have an 18+ pic) that I wouldn't even attempt to show to the public. Pm me if you want them.

 

 

 

Now those are quality conversations! :thumbup:

 

Not only were they entertaining, but they were funny without being trolled. I like that :)

 

I'd love to hear some of your other ones (I'm too lazy to PM though, lol)

[Guest]

Not bad of a convo.

 

 

 

[hide=]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

 

You: hey

 

Stranger: hey

 

You: what's up?

 

Stranger: nothing much, you?

 

You: not much at all.

 

You: Just curious, favorite band?

 

Stranger: i have more of a top 5, i can't really pick one

 

Stranger: but

 

You: list em

 

You: and brb

 

Stranger: The Living End, Rise Against, Green Day, Dropkick Murphys, The Beatles

 

Stranger: no particular order

 

You: back

 

You: And Wow, your my twin.

 

You: Rise against for life <3

 

Stranger: definitely. i've seen them three times so far

 

You: Damn, lucky.

 

You: When was that?

 

Stranger: once back in 2006? after The Sufferer and the Witness came out. And twice this year. Once in May and once in July.

 

You: Nice

 

You: I'd love to see them.

 

You: I've watched them over youtube, the live proformances

 

You: best live band i've seen.

 

Stranger: yeah they're really good live

 

Stranger: i crowd surfed the last time and almost got kicked out because of it :/

 

You: Lol

 

You: Idk why they would kick you out.

 

Stranger: yeah it was really dumb. just uptight security, but i dont actually think they would have anyway

 

You: Yeah

 

You: I wish I saw them preform acoustic.

 

You: They played one show, 4 songs all acoustic

 

You: bloody amazing

 

Stranger: that's pretty awesome. the first time i saw them they played swing life away, the second time they played hero of war, and the last time they played everchanging and hero of war

 

Stranger: acoustic

 

You: Sweet

 

You: They played anywhere but here, life less frieghtning, give it all and swing life away,

 

You: All in acoustic.

 

You: At first when I heard that they did give it all, I was like "What"?...The songs a bit heavy for acoustic.

 

You: But it's really nice.

 

Stranger: haha yeah that's what i was thinking

 

You: youtube it.

 

You: "Give it all acoustic"

 

You: 10th one down or so

 

You: the rest are covers

 

You: here

 

You:

 

Stranger: oh alright, sweet

 

You: i think everchanging is best acoustic though.

 

Stranger: yeah that was really good, i was really impressed with it

 

You: yeah.

 

You: it was from the un-raveling, right?

 

Stranger: yep

 

You: K

 

You: anywhere but here is also really nice.

 

Stranger: yeah that seems like it would be a good song acoustic

 

Stranger: this is the concert i was at:

 

You:

 

You: if you want it

 

You: sounds exactly like the album. O.o

 

You: Minus the crowd.

 

Stranger: haha, yeah pretty much

 

You: Lol, unlike dragonforce

 

You: They can't play live >.>

 

Stranger: yeah i saw some of those performances on youtube. they were really bad

 

You: Their instrumentials are pretty good

 

You: but I can't stand the singer

 

You: Anyways, I have to go now.

 

Stranger: kk

 

You: Good talking to you.

 

Stranger: same to you

 

You: later

 

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[Faitality]

Before the bots, I would have had an awesome time sharing my convos with you. Now it seems that maybe 1/20 people on Omegle are actual humans, and 1/50 of them AREN'T looking for cybersex.

[Guest]

Before the bots, I would have had an awesome time sharing my convos with you. Now it seems that maybe 1/20 people on Omegle are actual humans, and 1/50 of them AREN'T looking for cybersex.

 

 

 

They fixed it.

[Faitality]

Before the bots, I would have had an awesome time sharing my convos with you. Now it seems that maybe 1/20 people on Omegle are actual humans, and 1/50 of them AREN'T looking for cybersex.

 

 

 

They fixed it.

 

 

 

Mother of Shiva, when did this come about? I was away from the computer for a week.

[Guest]

Before the bots, I would have had an awesome time sharing my convos with you. Now it seems that maybe 1/20 people on Omegle are actual humans, and 1/50 of them AREN'T looking for cybersex.

 

 

 

They fixed it.

 

 

 

Mother of Shiva, when did this come about? I was away from the computer for a week.

 

 

 

Within 24 hours

[SuperS]

Haha, a football forum I belong to started going on this last year I think. Some of the convos people had were hilarious.

[ElkNight]

Long convo. :lol:

 

[hide=]You: Hi

 

Stranger: hey

 

You: muffins

 

Stranger: corn muffins?

 

You: NOH

 

You: Blueberry muffins

 

Stranger: [bleep] that

 

You: What the [bleep]

 

Stranger: corn muffins, yo!

 

You: how can you not like blueberry mufins

 

You: or chocolate muffins

 

Stranger: choco muffins are good, blueberry just isnt my thing

 

You: :(

 

You: dun dun dun

 

Stranger: sorry, but you should enjoy your muffin

 

You: I dont have a muffin

 

You: which [bleep]ing sucks

 

You: I wish I had some muffins

 

Stranger: Ill send ya some.

 

You: YES!

 

Stranger: Im sending them now!

 

You: Sweet

 

You: through the cd drive?

 

Stranger: no, the usb port

 

You: How the hell will they fit in there?

 

You: Whenever I try it just gets all gross

 

Stranger: just take a usb cord, and connect it to your toaster oven.

 

You: ohhh

 

You: thats where I went wrong

 

Stranger: yeah, thats the key part

 

You: So when will they get here?

 

Stranger: soon

 

You: Sweet

 

Stranger: yeah, you should get them shortly

 

You: Where will they appear?

 

You: like

 

You: do I need to plug a usb in?

 

You: Because I dont have a usb connector for my toaster oven

 

Stranger: damn, I thought everyone had one

 

You: Yeah, I think I'm basically the only one without

 

You: That sucks

 

You: :(

 

Stranger: yeah, go to radioshack

 

You: Does radioshack do delivery?

 

Stranger: maybe

 

Stranger: its where I got to solve all of my problems

 

You: I just google all my problems

 

You: and the magic of the internet solves them

 

Stranger: well. thats where we disagree.

 

You: hrm?

 

Stranger: something we dont do the same

 

You: Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you, I dont speak english so well

 

You: as you can probably tell, I said "a" instead of "an" a few times

 

Stranger: I hadnt noticed, to be honest

 

You: Oh

 

Stranger: yes, but its all good

 

You: Indubitably.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]