Granted, You find out you have a rare eye disease which causes you to see yellow objects in blue, and is a symptom of an extremely painful and lethal disease.

 

 

 

I wish that I was superman

Granted, but then the real super man get's his powers back, he kills you for abusing his powers.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next would be surrounded by zombies that wants his brains. :twisted:

Granted, but they change their mind and become my undead army.

 

 

 

I wish I had a dime everytime someone took a breath.

Granted, you get a dime, and then take a bad breath, and the genie get's confused because you said "everyone someone" since it doesn't make any sense.

 

 

 

I wish for three servant, one would be driving the car, one would be cooking and one would be cleaning the house.

Granted but they cost you so much that you have to sell your house to pay for them.

 

 

 

I wish for free money whenever I think of it.

Granted, You get anything you think of. Problem: it appears from the sky. You last through the Plasma tv, dodge the jacuzzi, but the Ferrari takes you out.

 

 

 

I wish there were more descriptive emoticons on teh forum xD

Granted, they are to you, but for everyone else they are complicated so they get removed after three days.

 

 

 

I wish for three servant, one would be driving the car, one would be cooking and one would be cleaning the house. I also wish they would work and never wanting money for it, and really wants to do their job for free.

Granted they do the jobs but the car guy crashes the car, the cooking guy burns down the kitchen and as the cleaning guy is traveling to your house the plane he is on crashes.

 

 

 

I wish nobody would corrupt my next wish, which is to have a million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am Nobody...

 

 

 

Well,he corrupts it,giving you 1 cent.

 

 

 

I wish I was the penultimate evil.

Granted! the Evil consumes you!

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for jelly beans!

Granted! But, you get poisoned jelly beans and once you eat them, you cannot make any more stupid wishes!

 

 

 

I wish people would think of better wishes, besides this one, of course. And this ain't a one-time deal, peoples!

granted but people now get so good wished that nobody can corrupt them anymore

 

 

 

I wish michael jackson would have stayed black

Granted. Until he got the idea to dye his skin green and come after you.\

 

 

 

I wish for banannas in pajamas.

Granted, it's now all over it, like it has been smashed before. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish powerent would respect that "stupid wish" and "smart wish" is an opinion, and would just let people wish for whatever the hell they want. What you trying to do, make the game boring?

Granted, but in doing so you ruin the game for us...

 

 

 

I wish i had a apple pie slice

Granted but the slice is a month old.

 

 

 

I wish we had world peace.

Granted, but the genie doesn't know what world you were talking about, Yeah, the genie MIGHT be an idiot so he brings a peace to another world, and you get pissed off because you thought the genie did nothing.

 

 

 

I wish the cops (NOTE: By "cops" I also mean secret agency like FBI, CIA, etc.) wouldn't arrest or kill me no matter what I do. Then I would go on a killing spree, steal hell lotta money, DVD and other things, destroy a lot of houses, and do all sorts of crime. :twisted:

Wish Accepted, they wont kill you are attack you, just traget those you love so eventually you hand yourself in and then get executed

 

 

 

I wish i was green

Granted, but people think you're the incredible hulk and try to kill you.

 

 

 

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted. :D

Granted, it won't get corrupted beacuse you don't know what to wish for.

 

 

 

I wish that the Will Smith that played role as Mike Lowrey in Bad Boys II would beg me to have an interview with him.

he begs you for an interview by as he is driving to your place a Porshe drives into his car out of the blue and kills him.

 

 

 

I wish that everything was perfect.

Too bad, George Bush is President

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was dead :twisted:

And as soon as your wish is granted, your family gets a call that you won the largest lottery ever, 6trillon euro.

 

 

 

I wish I had a solid gold crown encrusted rubies to go with my worldwide empire :pray:

Your followers stick you while you sleep and then kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a wish that was a wish.

Granted, but the genie doesn't know what world you were talking about, Yeah, the genie MIGHT be an idiot so he brings a peace to another world, and you get pissed off because you thought the genie did nothing.

 

 

 

I wish the cops (NOTE: By "cops" I also mean secret agency like FBI, CIA, etc.) wouldn't arrest or kill me no matter what I do. Then I would go on a killing spree, steal hell lotta money, DVD and other things, destroy a lot of houses, and do all sorts of crime. :twisted: