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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted but u become an evil tyrant who dies by his own servant.

 

 

 

i wish the goddess dwayna was real

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I am known only as The Seer. I have many names and many different forms. Cross me at your own risk, fight me at your own peril, but join me and fight by my side, and none shall stand before our power.

Owner of the Quest, Firemaking*2-12-08*, Fletching, Magic, Defense, Cooking, HP, Attack, Strength, Herblore, Summoning, Farming and Prayer Capes.

granted, but she's in a bad mood so she kills you for wishing her real...

 

 

 

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish...

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  • 3 weeks later...

granted, but the god mode cheat crashes your life...

 

 

 

I wish that the tree ent random events went away forever...

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Your non-wish has been corrupted

 

 

 

And in the game portal, cake is mentioned alot...

 

 

 

I wish Wizjany has played Portal

Back by popular demand!

And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

granted, but I has played portal...what's portal?

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Someone does but they don't understand, it drives them insane and they die. Your all alone

 

 

 

I wish for red gatorade

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|ty lit 4 sig| |8919th to 99 fishing|

  • 2 weeks later...

granted, and is burned

 

 

 

i wish i had mad cow. :lol:

I Support TET!| If you want bunny PM Me.|Click For My DevArt

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^ Cowboy is the Best ^

IT'S A TRAP SHINY JUST WANTS TO STALK YOU.

Hell yeah I do. Whats your msn?

That's how it all starts.

 

Next he's going to ask you what flavor of candy you enjoy and whats your favorite color van.

Granted, but because you accused me of stalkerism, karma kicks in and you can't shake the thought that I might still be a stalker. You kill yourself.

 

 

 

The word was whhore, TBM.

 

 

 

I wish TBM would know that I don't have a YouTube account, nor do I desire one, because YouTube mainly sucks nowadays. I only go for the videos.

  • 2 weeks later...

granted... revenge on you!

 

 

 

i wish that Canada becomes the b est country

Granted, but every other country is destroyed. That is why Canada is the greatest.

 

 

 

I wish I could sleep 1 hour later on weekdays and still get to school on time and prepared.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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  • 3 months later...
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Granted, but that extra hour is always filled with your worst nightmares

 

 

 

I wish this topic hadn't just lost 1.3k posts

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted, but a hobo urinates on you. *First hobo since the Great Shutdown! high five*

 

 

 

I wish i had a monkey.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but because of the Great Shutdown the monkey kills itself because it's account got deleted.

 

 

 

I wish the name of this thread would be changed to more accurately reflect the situation.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

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granted, but i'm not sure what you mean, so I simply change the amount of posts I'm proclaming to have, if that is what you meant, then granted; but then you die

 

 

 

I wish that there was something good on TV right now

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

You wish is granted. You turn on the TV and you sit there for years without moving, and become one with the couch. Your innards are eaten by lice and other bugs. :)

 

 

 

I wish my contacts weren't dry.

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Granted but since you can see uninterrupted by dry contacts you see a sight so horribly it blinds you forever. It is also so unspeakably cruel you cannot communicate with anyone else for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

I wish for three more wishes.

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I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!

What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_-

Granted, but they are restricted to getting raped by an AIDS-infested ferret, dieing a horrible, painful death, being buried in a shallow grave, or being immortal, but still able to feel pain. Being immortal, you are screwed when the Sun supernova's/become a dwarf star (I think that's what happens...), since you'd feel pain for the rest of the Sun's life.

 

 

 

I wish my iPod battery would last longer

 

 

 

 

 

@stickythetwigman:

 

 

 

Yes, that is what I meant

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

Granted, but then the battery housing cracks from so much power in it and you get sprayed with battery acid. You eyes, ears, and mouth are horribly burned. You can neevr hear, see, or taste music ever again.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a tentacle.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but you know how them tentacles can be...

 

 

 

I wish for treatment for my acid burns.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

Granted but then you burn yourself in lava.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a wall. (so I can do this: :wall: )

Be careful what you wish for you just might get it just not in the way you wanted, all your muscles disappear.

 

 

 

I wish for nothing

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Granted. Nothing exists anymore. The universe is gone. The end.

 

 

 

I wish for a can of soda.

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