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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Wish Granted. But I some countries it is still Thursday. Not win!

 

 

 

I wish my parents would let me buy Photoshop.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, But right after you got it. Photoshop goes bankrupt (Idunno how to spell.) And All your pictures goes lost so u need to buy a new one.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a wish who you can't corrupt.

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Granted, but in your smug triumph you trip and fall onto a sword. You dead.

 

 

 

I wish I had a lab rat that weighed 50 tons but was the size of a regular rat.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but the 50 ton weight that was tied to the rat killed it.

 

 

 

I wish my parents would stop bugging me about playing video games.

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I <3 Gears of War 2.

 

Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D

Your parents stop bugging you about video games, but you get a girlfriend and quite playing those "ridiculous video games."

 

 

 

I wish I could live on the beach for the rest of my life with a bowl and unlimited greenery.

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Combat Level: 66

F2p Total: 1010 and rising.

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Granted, but you gotta be careful of drunken rioters

 

 

 

I dream of Jeanie with the long brown hair

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We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.

Please don't elect this man for president in 2012

I'm going to interpret that as "I wish I had enough sense to actually wish for something". Well, granted, but then you trip and fall on a sw- no, already used that. You trip and fall on a urinating hobo. Nobody's ever said that before, right?

 

 

 

I wish for a trainwreck.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted. But it is Full with Dead body's and they scare the sh*t out of you. so u End up screaming like a litle Girl. And all your friends Laugh at you. (Or Whit you i dunno?)

 

 

 

I was my english grammar was better. :(

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it is, but it's too good, and everyone gets sick of how good it is

 

 

 

I wish I had a bigger guitar amp

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted, but since humans think on so many levels, both sub- and fully-consciously, the sheer weight of all the thoughts pressing down upon your mind causes your brains to have to evacuate through the nearest exit, i.e, your nose, ears and mouth. Ick, huh?

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You get urinated on by a hobo for not posting a wish

 

 

 

I wish I had a light bulb face :idea:

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted, you get turned on daily by an old woman. (Notice the pun?)

 

 

 

I wish I could come up with better jokes...

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Break the Walls down!

Granted, U make a joke of my next wish. U find it so hilarious that you laugh yourself to dead. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish The next person to corrupt my wish is Returned3.

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granted, but it turns out he was me

 

 

 

I wish my eyes did this :shock:

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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granted, you now worship yahoo

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have parents evening on thursday, or any day for that matter

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted but since your parents are out of the picture you no longer exist :(

 

 

 

I wish for nothing I am content

how many runescapers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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1 to change the lightbulb and the rest to complain about how the first one was better

 

There are lots of bad people in the world, but they're like slinkies; you can have so much fun pushing them down two flights of stairs...

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My previous acount, 'WeirdAl_fan' was unable to be recovered after the crash...

Granted-

 

but you notice that technology advancing faster than ever- hovercars and handheld powerhouse computers abound, but you can't have any because your contentful wish was granted.

 

 

 

I wish that I had more wishes.

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Granted, but you screw up and drown in cream cheese.

 

 

 

I wish for some cream cheese on toast, sans Echocut's corpse.

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Granted, it has everyone else's corpses in it instead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was better at paintball

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted, it has everyone else's corpses in it instead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was better at paintball

 

 

 

Granted. You get so awesome at pinball that the machine goes into tilt as soon as you touch it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Captain Falcon reeks havoc on RuneScape Falc-own Pawn-ching noobs.

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I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0

Granted BUT Falconary falcanoning kebbits > Falcon punching noobs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone divided by zero.

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Break the Walls down!

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I wish for twenty dollars. Australian, not your fake Monopoly money. D:

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Granted, but the Australian economy saturates so your 20 Aus. dollars become absolutely worthless.

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