Granted, but now each page has 150 posts instead of the usual.

 

I wish the people who dislike my videos for no reason would leave comments and tell me why they dislike my videos they dislike. Seriously I'm sick of getting dislikes for no reason.

Granted, but you learn the truth can be brutal. And reeking of fish.

 

I wish I could figure out how to get a strange ending on one of these PokeStar movies easily.

Granted, but you go insane trying to find out how... Creepy things ensue. :ohnoes:

 

I wish we had a 37-hour day that was actually 13 real hours longer than our current 24-hour day, with longer day and night times so we could do everything we wanted, including sleeping as long as we really need to. :D

 

~D. V. "In need of more time..." Devnull

Granted. Your life is still the same length, so technically you die younger and without having done all of the stuff you wanted. You did a bit more, at least.

 

I wish I had shapeshifting abilities.

granted all you can turn into a is a wet rag

 

i wish that the pile of Oreos beside me was slightly more double stuffed with the Oreo cream filling

Granted, they become double stuffed but you only get half the cookie, and all the frosting is soft and melty so it gets all over your hands and makes them sticky.

(hard to corrupt)

I wish that I didn`t feel so tired right now.

Granted, you feel very angry instead.

 

I knew I said I wasn't gonna recycle an old wish. But I still wanna play this game goddamn it, and since I can't think of something new I have to recycle an old wish. I will probably get the same results, but goddamn it.

 

I wish the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus would go to a boxing match every Monday.

 

Hopefully I will be able to think of something new soon.

Granted, mythical creatures boxing, the world implodes.

 

I wish that I could have way faster internet.

Granted, but your current AntiVirus (and any you change to) make your link feel only as fast as it is now, if it doesn't decide to just flat choke and sputter to total 2000-ping death. :?

 

I wish the AntiVirus that we had to upgrade to from an older version here happened to have a setting that enabled it to scan more passively, so that the link (and the rest of the computer) wouldn't be so choked/slow/problematic. :wall:

 

~D. V. "In hate of when security and usability fail to be balanced..." Devnull

Granted. It works, but you realize that in the long term it's a lot easier to just look into a different antivirus program. You make the switch and live happily ever after.

 

I wish I had more things to post here.

Granted, you spam to much and get banhammered off the forums.

 

I wish that I had a better ability to look into people.

granted. you have x ray vision only past the first layer of clothing. all you can see is partially naked old people

 

I wish i could get more restful sleep.

Granted, you sleep for eternity.

 

I wish my name BlazeTheMovieFan would become a huge Internet meme.

 

[hide]Finally a new wish. Hopefully I can think of other new ones as well soon. [/hide]

Granted, 4chan takes your avatar image and you become very similar to the "I can count to potato" meme.

 

I wish someone would give me a massage

Granted, someone inexperienced gives you a massage and it hurts a lot.

 

I don't know what the hell happened to me. I used to be so creative when it came to making wishes. But now I can't think of any new one. Oh, man. I really wish I would start becoming creative again.

 

This is no joke, I have really ran of ideas, so I can't really make a wish without recycling an old one. And we all want creativity in this thread, don't we?

Granted, to much creativity. Everyone in the thread starts writing a novel together.

 

I wish that I didn't have to be so monotone sometimes.

Granted, your voice now fluctuates wildly and without control. Sometimes you sound like Darth Vader, sometimes you sound like a midget from Borderlands.

 

I wish I had some chicken mcnuggets. *drool*

Granted, your food comes to life and runs away.

 

I wish to live in a town where EVERYBODY (including me) looked and sounded EXACTLY like Barack Obama.

Granted, but that town is Atlantis and you're all going to drown in minutes.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work in 10 minutes.

Granted. You have to go to work in 9.

 

I wish I could remember where the songs stuck in my head came from.

Granted, but the database in your head grows so large that you end up forgetting it all again. #-o

 

I wish I could get my thoughts down through my fingers to the keyboard much more quickly and quietly. :-k

 

~D. V. "I probably need a quieter keyboard that lasts a long time, right?" Devnull

Granted, you type so fast you don't see what you're typing. And the only reason you manage to do it quietly is because you're deaf.

 

I wish James Bond and Indiana Jones would meet each other at a bar and invite each others beer.

Granted. Han Solo shoots them both first.

 

I wish Admiral Ackbar was a Jedi

Granted, no more great Admiral though as he is killed in the original slaughter by Anakin.

 

I wish that I had more motivation to do what needed to be done instead of what I felt like doing.

Granted, cleaning up NEEDS to be done and your home is never 100% clean, so you spend the rest of your days doing that.

 

I wish to be immune to stupidity.