Granted, unfortunatly that means you die.

 

I wish that I didn't have to end everybody's wishes so badly.

Granted, but you get bored of making hilarious endings. :unsure:

 

I wish people would help me revive the "First Thing That Comes To Mind" game! :huh:

 

~D. V. "How could you all let it die?" Devnull

Granted, but it's still very inactive. You said you wanted to get help revive and well, some people reply to it, but it stops getting replies after a while.

 

I wish I wouldn't feel like I have to work on my series Pokémon Gangster and worked on it for fun. I currently feel like I have to work on it, and I have almost no fun doing that.

Granted, it is so much fun now that you don`t want to do anything else, and can`t either. You die of dehydration.

 

I wish that I could have a bit more sense to me.

Granted, but then someone comes up behind you and knocks you senseless. :sad:

 

I wish for the next corruptible wish to arrive soon. :wink:

 

~D. V. "Sorry... ran out of ideas, but wanted to keep the flow going..." Devnull

Granted. "Soon" is on the geologic time scale, so the next post takes around ten thousand years.

 

I wish genies accepted meta-wishes.

Granted, your genie already does, so you just wasted a wish.

 

I wish I could use my ears as a cellphone.

Granted, you lose reception in your ears and have to cut them off to give them to the tech guy to fix them.

 

I wish that I had a better airsoft gun.

Granted, it's so good that it qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction that all the world makes you enemy #1

 

I wish I had some pizza

Granted, you get a pizza with oil used on a car.

 

I wish that every time fire reaches my body I'd become stronger and more powerful. Then I'd swim in a lava.

Granted, you become stronger and more powerful as you suffocate from the toxic fumes in the lava.

 

I wish that my body didn't require more than 4 hours of sleep a day.

granted it requires 3:59 hours of sleep. you die of sleep deprivation after several days or weeks

 

I wish for a bacon sandwich in the morning.

Granted, it tastes absolutely horrible.

 

I wish 37 would become the most popular number in all universes and all galaxies.

Granted, it will happen, but just a yoctosecond before universe itself rips apart and disappears forever.

 

I wish I could turn my cat into a Rayquaza.

Granted, but then they eat you because it cost them so much energy to change forms. :sad:

 

 

I wish that people driving vehicles never caused accidents ever again, so that the police could handle other things. :D

 

 

~D. V. "...such as fireworks where those are illegal..." Devnull

Granted, however some crazy psychos purposely crash their cars which causes the police to stopping them.

 

You said "accidents" you said nothing about terrible things happening in the traffics on purpose.

 

I wish I could call my friends with my mind.

Granted, you can call your imaginary friend any time you want with your mind. This is why you live in a psychiatric hospital.

 

I wish I could solve equations and complex problems like a computer, and get my engineering degree with no effort at all.

Granted, you can do it like a computer because you BECOME a computer, literally. So you can no longer move or think like a human being.

 

I wish for "You're Banned Volume 237" on DVD or Blu-Ray.

Granted, but unfortunately, you're banned from watching any part of that series. #-o

 

I wish I knew why no one is helping BlazeTMF and I with reviving the "The Time Machine" forum game. :huh:

 

~D. V. "Wondering if that thread is just another 'pipe dream' of some kind..." Devnull

Granted, you realize it's because no one cares.

 

Every single night I dream about Pokémon.

 

I wish my dreams would be different.

Granted, you'll always dream now about people dreaming about Pokemon. Or playing Pokemon games. Or dreaming about playing Pokemon games. Or dreaming about watching Pokemon shows where Pokemon games about people dreaming about Pokemon shows are shown.

 

I wish my girlfriend wouldn't [bleep] about everything I do ._.

Okay, but she instead commits suicide. :wall:

 

 

I wish this day hadn't gone by so fast... I could have used slower progression of the time. :-|

 

 

~D. V. "Feeling behind the 8-ball..." Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: I was just using the first thing that came to mind to corrupt that wish... Please don't take offense, as I didn't intend any!)

Granted, it now goes by extremely slowly. So slowly you get bored quickly.

 

I wish for ancient markings on my head.

Granted. You get a circle tattooed on your head. (Circles have been around for a while, ancients have used it as symbols.) Now you just look dumb because you have a circle tattooed on your head.

 

I wish for the power to alter reality.

Granted, but it leaves you in a world of awful (as in, honestly and totally horrible to everyone) dubstep, and all because you can't properly control that reality-altering power. :(

 

I wish Jagex had not messed up RS:EoC like they did. -.-

 

~D. V. "If only there was a better multiplayer game..." Devnull