July 28, 201114 yr When food tastes so good that you get a runny nose. Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0
July 28, 201114 yr Speaking of food: The heartburn you get after eating flaming hot cheetos or jalepeno chips. Even when it's been 24 hours since I ate them, I still get it. | My Tumblr |
July 28, 201114 yr What the [bleep]? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
July 28, 201114 yr Wait, what? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
July 29, 201114 yr Normally I don't [bleep] too much but vector matrices annoy the [cabbage] out of me. I HATE IT. In a few weeks time I'll have to go over the set theory concerning them too. [bleep] THAT.
July 29, 201114 yr When I accidentally pronounce "jalapeño" as "jall-app-en-no" in my head after reading it instead of the proper way.
July 29, 201114 yr Last 2 pages=Best of this threat. Just a constant laugh. Well done OT. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
July 29, 201114 yr Watching the first episode of Season four of Dexter. Mom's annoying friend walks in. [bleep]: Whatcha watching? Me: Dexter [bleep]: ooh, what season? Me: Four [bleep]: Oh! Blah Blah Spoiler Blah Ruin the entire [bleep]ing season Blah Blah Me: ... *must resist urge not to strangle a [bleep]* ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
July 29, 201114 yr Watching the first episode of Season four of Dexter. Mom's annoying friend walks in. [bleep]: Whatcha watching? Me: Dexter [bleep]: ooh, what season? Me: Four [bleep]: Oh! Blah Blah Spoiler Blah Ruin the entire [bleep]ing season Blah Blah Me: ... *must resist urge not to strangle a [bleep]* PM me for fitocracy invite
July 29, 201114 yr That extreme tired feeling when you wake up early to fix your sleeping pattern. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
July 29, 201114 yr I hate that. But despite how much I hate it, I'd always been down for getting things done in the early morning rather than waiting until the afternoon (i.e. having an early morning sports practice instead of one at like, 7pm). In college, I hate waking up early every time I do, but then I just tell myself I'd rather wake up early than have classes all evening. | My Tumblr |
July 29, 201114 yr Watching the first episode of Season four of Dexter. Mom's annoying friend walks in. [bleep]: Whatcha watching? Me: Dexter [bleep]: ooh, what season? Me: Four [bleep]: Oh! Blah Blah Spoiler Blah Ruin the entire [bleep]ing season Blah Blah Me: ... *must resist urge not to strangle a [bleep]* New season is fast approaching, you better catch up or rely on the spoilers you were given :P When the cat wakes up two hours before I want to get up, pukes on my floor, and then scratches at my door to get out. Thank you Carlos, such a sweet kitten. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
July 29, 201114 yr That extreme tired feeling when you wake up early to fix your sleeping pattern.This. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau
July 29, 201114 yr The majority of girls with huge boobs. I'm sorry but there is no need to get your [bleep]ing [bleep] out all the time; it doesn't create a good image for yourself and it's not attractive. Also, girls who constantly preach "curvy is natural." That's a load of bollocks as well. Natural is thin, fat, volumptuous or whatever else you decide on calling yourself. Yes, Size Zero models aren't natural but thin girls don't need to be lambasted for being "fake." On the vein of fake, girls who fake tan or use a paint brush to apply make up. It's not needed. Stop conforming and step away, you don't need to hide behind the orange stuff. To not be sexist, guys who act like massive knobs for the sake of popularity. Karma will bite you on the arse and you will begin to regret your shallow existence. Following pretence; fake drunks who go doing stupid things for attention and drunks who go so far of the scale of stupidity they need babysitting and end up ruining people's nights. just ignore me, no need to start disagreeing.
July 29, 201114 yr I sure share your opinion. It's weird, but I actually don't want my girlfriend to have huge breasts. And those that do who flaunt it all the time disgust me rather than attract me, cause I don't dig it. | My Tumblr |
July 29, 201114 yr I thought curvy was more or less the same as being just a little bit fat? My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.
July 30, 201114 yr Huge fatasses like to ruin the definition of curvy by calling themselves that though.
July 30, 201114 yr Karma will bite you on the arse and you will begin to regret your shallow existence.People who completely misunderstand the entire concept of Karma.
July 30, 201114 yr Headaches and migraines. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
July 30, 201114 yr It's weird, but I actually don't want my girlfriend to have huge breasts. And those that do who flaunt it all the time disgust me rather than attract me, cause I don't dig it.I agree with that. There is such a thing as too much.
July 30, 201114 yr I hate people who use curvy at all. You're thin or fat or somewhere in between, and altogether too often "curvy" means you're FAT. Admit it and stop worrying so much about it. It's also not cool to insult thin people because they're thin - that's massive hypocrisy. PM me for fitocracy invite
July 30, 201114 yr I hate people who use curvy at all. You're thin or fat or somewhere in between, and altogether too often "curvy" means you're FAT. Admit it and stop worrying so much about it. It's also not cool to insult thin people because they're thin - that's massive hypocrisy.Hypocrisy? Maybe. Jealousy? That's definitely there.
July 30, 201114 yr I sure share your opinion. It's weird, but I actually don't want my girlfriend to have huge breasts. And those that do who flaunt it all the time disgust me rather than attract me, cause I don't dig it.My ex was completely flatchested and.....ehhh, after that I want a girl with at least SOMETHING. Not huge, but more than nothing. Tumblr. Follow me!
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