Some people don't have a camera, or just have a [cabbage]ty one. I just took a picture one of my friends put up with me in it and used that.

 

I don't know one person that doesn't have access to a camera.

I'm picture shy, so I don't need access to a camera, therefore I don't have one. Now you know one person that doesn't.

Yeah, I'm really not photogenic. I have a camera, and for display pictures and such, I usually use something a friend took of me while I wasn't paying attention. If I try and pose/fake smile for a picture, I never end up looking good.

 

I can never pose for a picture, it only looks respectable when it's a natural shot.

I absolutely hate picture taking. My smile is awful, and I have really sensitive eyes, so I squint. My current facebook picture is one that was taken when I was caught off guard and slightly intoxicated, so my eyes were fully open and my smile was just my mouth open in a kinda [cabbage]-eating grin. Haha.

 

I need to work on a good smile...

People that pronounce things like "milk" and pillow", "melk" and "pellow". One person I know says stuff that way, including "checken" instead of chicken. :wall:

"pen" and "pin"; "cran" and "cray-yon". I agree.

I have a habit of not saying l's when I talk. If I say ball, roll, or field, it sounds like baww, roww, or fiewd. My guy friends laugh at it, my girl friends tell me it's cute.

People who drive giant 4x4s, when they quite obviously don't use them for going off-road

 

The fact that I have to wait until August to get my exam results/find out if I got into university

This moth in my room.

 

YES I AM trying to kill you so pleeease do whatever any normal animal would do and fly away instead of camping out in the far corner of my room at 2am.

 

I'm being serious when I say I threw a 5p coin, hit it directly and it somehow it survived with its wings still intact. This thing ain't going down...

This moth in my room.

 

YES I AM trying to kill you so pleeease do whatever any normal animal would do and fly away instead of camping out in the far corner of my room at 2am.

 

I'm being serious when I say I threw a 5p coin, hit it directly and it somehow it survived with its wings still intact. This thing ain't going down...

shoe->moth->success

Flies are way worse. They have insane reaction times.

Flies are way worse. They have insane reaction times.

 

They have hairs on their butts that pick up tiny air currents. Seriously, flies stay away from you by using their butt powers.

Went to see the last Harry Potter movie today, and a baby was crying at the front of the cinema. I respect that mothers with young babies have the right to see movies too, but grrrr!

 

So annoying. What made it worse was that she didnt take the baby outside to quieten it down, ruined it for all of us.

I'm easily annoyed by crying babies, no matter what the situation is.

 

And whenever girls accuse me of hating babies, I counter with, "I'll love my babies, whether they cry or not, and that's what matters."

I was swinging and listening to metal, and some random kid walks up to me after leaving his group of friends and insists that I come over.

 

I say, "No" and he says, "WELL THERES LOTS OF CUTE GIRLS OVER THERE SO GO GET THEM MAN" and I say, "Yeah, cool. I don't care. I want to listen to Megadeth."

 

I like to be alone. It annoys the hell out of me when people can't get that through their skulls.

Went to see the last Harry Potter movie today, and a baby was crying at the front of the cinema. I respect that mothers with young babies have the right to see movies too, but grrrr!

 

So annoying. What made it worse was that she didnt take the baby outside to quieten it down, ruined it for all of us.

 

Seriously, and the parents either ignore it, or give you a look like they think you understand. No, I don't understand. If your child is being disruptive, you better be doing everything in your power to shut it the hell up or get it out of the place. Don't sit there saying "kids will be kids", because people will wish death upon your precious ball of piss.

Yeah, it's my birthday, but this does get kind of annoying:

You don't like people wishing you happy birthday on Facebook? You can make it so that Facebook doesn't notify your friends about your birthday. That way you'll avoid the nice messages next year.

I was swinging and listening to metal, and some random kid walks up to me after leaving his group of friends and insists that I come over.

 

I say, "No" and he says, "WELL THERES LOTS OF CUTE GIRLS OVER THERE SO GO GET THEM MAN" and I say, "Yeah, cool. I don't care. I want to listen to Megadeth."

 

I like to be alone. It annoys the hell out of me when people can't get that through their skulls.

He's trying to be NICE to you. He's trying to include you in his group for friends for [bleep]'s sake.

 

If you like to be alone what makes you think going to a public park is a good idea? :wall: :wall: :wall:

I was swinging and listening to metal, and some random kid walks up to me after leaving his group of friends and insists that I come over.

 

I say, "No" and he says, "WELL THERES LOTS OF CUTE GIRLS OVER THERE SO GO GET THEM MAN" and I say, "Yeah, cool. I don't care. I want to listen to Megadeth."

 

I like to be alone. It annoys the hell out of me when people can't get that through their skulls.

He's trying to be NICE to you. He's trying to include you in his group for friends for [bleep]'s sake.

You never know, he could have been taking the piss out of Maze. People do the whole 'pretend to be your friend' thing for [cabbage]s and giggles.

 

If you like to be alone what makes you think going to a public park is a good idea? :wall: :wall: :wall:

I do agree with this though.

It is a fair point, given how much introverts are supposed to like keeping their 'inner world' to themselves.

 

I managed to kill that gross, stupid, worthless moth with a blast of deoderant (sp?) from 5cm out. It was on my speakers so I couldn't f-whack it with a shoe. Did the job though; a generous serving of instadeath.

"pen" and "pin"; "cran" and "cray-yon". I agree.

If crayon isn't pronounced like that, how is it supposed to be pronounced?

 

I hate that word tbh.

Cray-on....?

It is a fair point, given how much introverts are supposed to like keeping their 'inner world' to themselves.

 

I managed to kill that gross, stupid, worthless moth with a blast of deoderant (sp?) from 5cm out. It was on my speakers so I couldn't f-whack it with a shoe. Did the job though; a generous serving of instadeath.

Best way to kill any bug. Just douse them in axe until they die a painful, fragrant death. Bonus points for lighting them on fire afterwards.

 

And since this thread is becoming 'things about facebook that annoy the hell out of you', anyone who posts images from that craphole of unfunnieness that is memebase.

This:

I'm the purple thing.

 

What is the point? :wall: Bus v bike, wonder who'd win :rolleyes:

 

Another thing is when people don't know when/admit they're wrong. Pride is good but too much is bleurgh.

I was swinging and listening to metal, and some random kid walks up to me after leaving his group of friends and insists that I come over.

 

I say, "No" and he says, "WELL THERES LOTS OF CUTE GIRLS OVER THERE SO GO GET THEM MAN" and I say, "Yeah, cool. I don't care. I want to listen to Megadeth."

 

I like to be alone. It annoys the hell out of me when people can't get that through their skulls.

He's trying to be NICE to you. He's trying to include you in his group for friends for [bleep]'s sake.

You never know, he could have been taking the piss out of Maze. People do the whole 'pretend to be your friend' thing for [cabbage]s and giggles.

 

If you like to be alone what makes you think going to a public park is a good idea? :wall: :wall: :wall:

I do agree with this though.

I actually did go with him at one point, and his friends didn't even pay any attention to me. I just kinda shuffled away and then he kept coming back and tried to convince me to go back over.

 

I'm very socially-awkward when it comes to meeting new people.

I'm very socially-awkward when it comes to meeting new people.

I know what you mean. Especially adults. My first day at my internship was one of the most uncomfortable days of my life because all it was was meeting new important people.

 

Don't get me wrong, once I know a person pretty well, I'm not awkward at all. It's just taking that first step that's difficult. I won't go out of my way to make friends. If that first step isn't necessary or inevitable, I won't likely develop any sort of relationship with that person.

Summer heat. Meh.

When I say I prefer Xbox/PC to Wii and Wii players automatically assume I only care about graphics (even though I actually like the Wii's colorful graphics).