I did make it safely to Norcal.

Nooooo! It's not too late! Leave while you still can! :ohnoes:

This isn't any kind of attack against you, it's a bit of cynicism in regards to my home state.

People who do ridiculous things to get ahead in traffic/while driving.

 

If it worked I would be less annoyed, but when it gets you one car ahead of where you would have been it's just stupid.

People who do ridiculous things to get ahead in traffic/while driving.

 

If it worked I would be less annoyed, but when it gets you one car ahead of where you would have been it's just stupid.

My favorite is when people weave through cars quickly and dangerously just to get to a red light faster.

When people trail off their voices at the end of their sentences.

People who do ridiculous things to get ahead in traffic/while driving.

 

If it worked I would be less annoyed, but when it gets you one car ahead of where you would have been it's just stupid.

My favorite is when people weave through cars quickly and dangerously just to get to a red light faster.

 

I love to laugh at those people.

People who do ridiculous things to get ahead in traffic/while driving.

 

If it worked I would be less annoyed, but when it gets you one car ahead of where you would have been it's just stupid.

My favorite is when people weave through cars quickly and dangerously just to get to a red light faster.

 

I love to laugh at those people.

 

Especially when their plan doesn't work and pay for it. Although that is because I have a cruel and macabre sense of humor.

When people say "sike". It's even worse when they spell it "sike". IT'S SPELLED "PSYCH" YOU RETARDED [bleep]S. Sorry. I just really really hate that. :wall:

Isn't Psych pronounced as Sike?

It is but nobody's able to spell it correctly.

I just hate the whole "psych" as the stinger in general. It ruins it just as much as informing others what you said was sarcasm.

I hate people's admiration of sarcasm. "Its so funny when idiots didn't know your sarcasm!", "When talking to idiots, use sarcasm", etc.

 

It's as if using sarcasm is a sign of wit. :roll: How about actually creating an suitable insult so 1) you'd actually USE your wit and 2) don't hide your insecurities when talking to strangers (idiots) behind sarcasm.

This is the place where a lesser person would use sarcasm ironically

 

Don't be that person for the sake of all of us

I hate people's admiration of sarcasm. "Its so funny when idiots didn't know your sarcasm!", "When talking to idiots, use sarcasm", etc.

 

It's as if using sarcasm is a sign of wit. :roll: How about actually creating an suitable insult so 1) you'd actually USE your wit and 2) don't hide your insecurities when talking to strangers (idiots) behind sarcasm.

 

Sarcasm doesn't really help get a point across either, so why hide it anyway? I got better results being a gadfly and it allows me to use my knowledge of the person to the fullest (in delightfully creative ways) since I am used to being blunt and mostly overt. But that is just weird old me.

Nosy people.

My mum's roundabout way of arguing for wearing a 'spiritual' necklace which I am against. You're supposed to never take it off.

 

Her: Wearing it made you want to go to school.

Me: I used to take it off whenever I showered.

Her: That's why you didn't get the marks you wanted.

 

I don't know how people could so adamantly believe that the direction of fate will be down to some piece of metal tied around their neck. It's as if our own raw determination to do well adds nothing to our future :rolleyes:

Especially when their plan doesn't work and pay for it. Although that is because I have a cruel and macabre sense of humor.

This sort of thing is why I'm terrified of driving. There are just too many drivers around here that do something incredibly dangerous to shave a few minutes off of their morning commute... Like going down a winding, essentially one-way street at 30MPH and not stopping for other cars.

 

A bit annoyed by Cracked as well. Too many serious social/political articles and not enough humor. Luke McKinney, David Wong and John Cheese are the worst offenders, they seem to have given up on trying to be funny at all. It's not good when the comments provide most of the humor on a comedy site.

Especially when their plan doesn't work and pay for it. Although that is because I have a cruel and macabre sense of humor.

This sort of thing is why I'm terrified of driving. There are just too many drivers around here that do something incredibly dangerous to shave a few minutes off of their morning commute... Like going down a winding, essentially one-way street at 30MPH and not stopping for other cars.

 

A bit annoyed by Cracked as well. Too many serious social/political articles and not enough humor. Luke McKinney, David Wong and John Cheese are the worst offenders, they seem to have given up on trying to be funny at all. It's not good when the comments provide most of the humor on a comedy site.

 

Haven't been reading them as frequently as I used to, and I cannot recall the last Wong or Cheese article I read, but I figured the political half is there to get more viewers because it's a year involving a presidential election. Of course, I have been skimming articles for the past half month instead of fully reading.

I've never really found cracked to be particularly funny, the style of writing is very generic and got old quite quickly.

Heh, cheese used to be quite funny while still discussing serious stuff. Lately, while a lot of his insight is still interesting for me, it'd be nice if the jokes would keep on rolling at the same time. I want more of his 5 things I learned by quitting drinking.

Idiots who can't admit they're wrong. Both forums (glare) and my moronic sister...

 

Also blatant alcoholics. Which is ironic since I work at a bottle shop. Had to kick out 3 people last night for fake ID, 1 for a non-valid ID, 2 drunks, 4 people who tried to get their friends to buy them stuff RIGHT AT THE DOOR and one I had to shove out the door to the point where I almost swung at him because he was grabbing bottles and trying to stuff them in his jacket while running around the shop.

 

And people wonder why I get snappy, stressed and repressed so much lately...

I like reading cracked, but they're not that funny, I just read them for entertainment.

I personally think Seanbaby writes some of the best Cracked articles ever. I remember when I used to read the EGM magazine, and would look for his article immediately.

Haha, I used to love his articles in EGM. That was all I read from those really.

My favorite writers are Soren Bowie and Chris Bucholz. Seanbaby, ATB, Ian Fortey, and Gladstone are pretty good too. Everyone else is hit and miss. Least favorite by far is John Cheese, mainly because most of his articles wouldn't be needed if people made better decisions in general.

John Cheese is my favorite, though probably because of his articles that are more or less aimed directly at someone like me.

 

The others I can't really comment on, since except for John Cheese, I can't really read an article and know without checking who wrote it. though when I do like an article and check who wrote it, it's usually Bowie, Bucholz, or Fortey.