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Noobs say the funniest things!

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My friend is such a noob. I offered to give him some lobsters and he said he already had some. I wondered how because he didn't have the money to buy any. He told me they were the paper kind that you can't eat. (noted) Noob!

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  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Here's a failed scam-turned-noob-conversation

 

 

 

Mario:GReetings mr. supportmage! you've been selected to become a mod. do you accept?

 

Me: *reports* That depends. Do you accept the banning you're about to receive?

 

Mario: Accept and give me ur pass

 

Me: Listen, scum. You're not getting my account. Now get lost!

 

Mario: Im reporting u for bugging me. nub

 

Me: Riiiiiiiight. Have fun with that...

 

 

 

Oh yes. And for the record, Mario isn't Mario Sunny, the member here. It's another person, so don't get the wrong idea.

Still alive, still alive.

noobs are verry wierd

 

 

 

lv 3 noob: give me ur wepon

 

me:no

 

noob:reported

 

me:ok have fun with that

 

noob:reported

 

me:that nice

 

noob:reported

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well he fallowed me for owers reporting me and after that hes like wana be friends so im like no and hes like reported

 

 

 

so that goes to show noobs have no life

some guy yelling at his house portal: Party for girls only!

 

read it yourself soz if it's a bit small

 

 

 

 

 

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hehehe

 

 

 

noob: im a scammer dont report me or my main will eat your mother

 

 

 

 

 

i rofled at that one :lol:

 

 

 

lol irl :XD: thnx for this one, seriously so funny :XD:

Today, I saw the biggest ammount of noobiness to ever stack into the same room.

 

 

 

I was minding my own business on World (IWontTell) and was gonna bank at rfd chest. The room is completely packed whith noobs ranging from level 3 to 126 asking *the best ranked runescape player* for fr33 stuff, saying hes a god or a macroer . . or even telling all the others to shut up.

 

(Yeah.. Z***** happened to be there.. it was horrible :ohnoes: )

 

 

 

 

 

Here is the worst thing I saw tonight (actually 5 minutes ago, they must all still be there) :

 

 

 

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You would hope mods are selected better . . .

 

 

 

 

 

edit : my bad forgot to edit out names :oops: Fixed

 

on a sidenote, the Ooc DID bombed em all :thumbsup:

Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.

just now i was thieving on master farmers and this guy comes up and calls me "noob head". i then proceed to ask him how a 5 year old got on the internet. he then says,"no noob i'm 10". i then tell him you have to be 13 to play this game, and he says well me and my 15 year old brother share this account. i report him then threaten to put him on my ignore list and he says"you'll still see what i am saying even if you ignore it! hahha" :lol: some people are so stupid(mostly 10 year olds)

i use a new account now "knex2"

" jagex block your password, look "******" "

 

free world scum

" jagex block your password, look "******" "

 

free world scum

 

 

 

 

 

lol i had one of them

 

 

 

he: jagex blocks your pass look highmoon

 

he:****!!!!

 

me: idiot....

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Acctually RuneScape blocks your pass if it is [cabbage] or [bleep] or something :lol:

 

 

 

My friend doesn't know anything about politics:

 

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Spent 5 minutes explaining the meaning of the words!

 

Asked him if he knew what Socialism and Communism means, he replied "yes" I wonder what he would reply if I asked him to explain it! :XD:

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

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some guy yelling at his house portal: Party for girls only!

 

read it yourself soz if it's a bit small

 

 

 

 

 

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lol "you arent doing an article on how kids act on this website are you?"

 

 

 

:XD:

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I was mining iron (in one hit and hogging 3 of the 4 rocks... Yes, I know it's a bit mean)

 

 

 

SOmeone:Stop or I'll report you

 

Someone: Stop or I'll report you

 

Me: ...

 

SOmeone: You're item scamming

 

Me:No I'm not.

 

Someone else: Yeh, your steeling all the ores

 

Someone: Ya you r

 

 

 

Not too funny... but it's a bit strange how people think what item scamming is, or the bad lie that people tell to scare me off...

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Too bad for them, I'd say.

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You're being watched.

I was killing blue drags in taverly dungeon when this 79 came with full dragon armour, so naturally I said:

 

 

 

Me: Nice Dragon!= )

 

Him: Shut up, noob!

 

Me: I was just saying that your drag is good...

 

Him: Yeh, well shut up!

 

Some other guy:Oi! Shut up you noob and accept the compliment! Its the only one youll get if you treat people like that!

 

Him: Both you noobs, shut up or Ill report you for scamming!

 

Both me and other guy: Scamming? How we scamming?

 

Him: For multi logging. Its the same person on two files.

 

Me: Thats just stupid.

 

Him: I cant take noobs like you. Go away before I get my freind in Jagex to ban you!

 

Me: Lol, your freind in Jagex. Ive heard it all before. Everyone has a freind in Jagex. Yada-yada-yada...

 

Him: No, I OWN jagex

 

Me:Reported

 

Him: What for?

 

Me: Impersonating Jagex.

 

He runs.

 

Me: No point running!

 

He logs

 

Me and other guy: Lol! what a noob!

noob: where i get cabbage armour?

 

 

 

me:cabbage armour was a joke jagex put for Aprill 1st

 

 

 

noob: nu uh they didn't say that! reported for lieng you *****

 

 

 

me:rofl, have fun with that

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Click Here!

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I suppose this will need some explanation.

 

To get inside the door you didn't need a pick lock, just use your picklocking skills.

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"Be Excellent To Each Other"

noob: is that a yo-yo

 

me: yeah

 

noob: can i buy it

 

me: untradable

 

noob: where can i get one

 

friend(of mine): on karajama

 

me: yeah lots of ppl sell them there

 

friend: yeah alot

 

noob: where?

 

me: down in the volcanoe by the big monsters

 

friend: yeah you can buy them cheap thats hweer i got mine

 

noob: ok

 

 

 

he left that was pretty funny

noob: is that a yo-yo

 

me: yeah

 

noob: can i buy it

 

me: untradable

 

noob: where can i get one

 

friend(of mine): on karajama

 

me: yeah lots of ppl sell them there

 

friend: yeah alot

 

noob: where?

 

me: down in the volcanoe by the big monsters

 

friend: yeah you can buy them cheap thats hweer i got mine

 

noob: ok

 

 

 

he left that was pretty funny

i think that was just mean. he was just asking a question and you go and lie to him :shame:

i think that was just mean. he was just asking a question and you go and lie to him :shame:

 

i thought the same think as soon as i read it :x its just sad <.<

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noob: is that a yo-yo

 

me: yeah

 

noob: can i buy it

 

me: untradable

 

noob: where can i get one

 

friend(of mine): on karajama

 

me: yeah lots of ppl sell them there

 

friend: yeah alot

 

noob: where?

 

me: down in the volcanoe by the big monsters

 

friend: yeah you can buy them cheap thats hweer i got mine

 

noob: ok

 

 

 

he left that was pretty funny

 

 

 

You should have said "I got it back in Christmas 2004...They don't give them out anymore". Then if they still bug you send them to the lessers. What you did is just plain mean O:)

Quit RuneScape :)

This happened the other day while I was mining coal. He was level 27 in full iron and was slowing me down.

 

 

 

Noob: Is it true the makeover mage can turn me into a goblin?

 

Me:Yes, you just have to go talk to him and he will turn you into one for 5k!

 

Noob: Cool! ~noob leaves~

 

 

 

10 minutes later

 

 

 

Noob: He won't let me

 

Me: You need goblin mail

 

Noob: ok

 

 

 

5 minutes later

 

 

 

Noob: I got the goblin mail

 

 

 

~takes him off friendlist and puts chat on friends~

 

 

 

I thought it was hilarious that he believed me:)

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Aspiring 99 Hunter

Noob: Can i buy your armour please?

 

 

 

Me: Errm i dont think you have 70 defence yet mate.

 

 

 

Noob: Well i nearly have

 

 

 

Me: Really?? (Hes combat 49)

 

 

 

Noob:Yea im 34 defence i can just drink a defence potion cant i?

 

 

 

Me:Oh......umm gtg bye.

 

 

 

 

 

Not that funny, but true #-o

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While cutting oaks at the Varrock lumberyards for construction...

 

 

 

Noob: What are teak planks made of?

 

 

 

#-o

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