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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Just found that on the official forums:

 

 

 

Well, me and my friends were sending eachother quotes from, "The Longest Yard" and I ment to send it to my friend but these two freinds have look-a-like names... Well I accadently sent the wrong person "YEAH! Group hug in the showers tonight!!" Oh boy the reaction was great... The classic "Wtf?..." and *log out*

 

 

 

Not a noob story but still very funny!

 

 

 

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Just found that on the official forums:

 

 

 

Well, me and my friends were sending eachother quotes from, "The Longest Yard" and I ment to send it to my friend but these two freinds have look-a-like names... Well I accadently sent the wrong person "YEAH! Group hug in the showers tonight!!" Oh boy the reaction was great... The classic "[what the heck]?..." and *log out*

 

 

 

Not a noob story but still very funny!

 

 

 

Quick find code: 14-15-539-41638292

 

 

 

Truthfully, Thats Funny. But, Not 100% Believable....

I dont need a siggy no moar.

why does everone stalk u GoingUnder

 

why i demand an anser

 

 

 

 

 

aso i got a story on my lvl 3 skiller account a lvl 60 comes up to me ad trades 1 mith ore 1 rune ore and 3 mith ores i say know and he says reported for being a noob

 

then he says reported for autoing

 

i hate everone like this its just imature and anoing so what if lots of lvl 3 are autoers not all of them are

 

 

 

 

 

also i didnt acept the trade as i like the xp

"Me smithing iron plates"

 

Then a noob came

 

 

 

Noob: Why do you hit the anvil?

 

 

 

That was just plain stupid... but not plain funny. Maybe the n00b didn't know what an anvil was?

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"Me smithing iron plates"

 

Then a noob came

 

 

 

Noob: Why do you hit the anvil?

 

 

 

That was just plain stupid... but not plain funny. Maybe the n00b didn't know what an anvil was?

 

Then the noob have like 5-8 years (lol) but probably he is kinda stupid or have mind problems

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"Me smithing iron plates"

 

Then a noob came

 

 

 

Noob: Why do you hit the anvil?

 

 

 

That was just plain stupid... but not plain funny. Maybe the n00b didn't know what an anvil was?

 

Then the noob have like 5-8 years (lol) but probably he is kinda stupid or have mind problems

 

 

 

Or he's proberly just not born english. It might be he/she didn't know what an anvil in english ment but he knew what it was in his/her mothertongue so he asked because he/she believed it was something else?

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The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

"Me smithing iron plates"

 

Then a noob came

 

 

 

Noob: Why do you hit the anvil?

 

 

 

That was just plain stupid... but not plain funny. Maybe the n00b didn't know what an anvil was?

 

Then the noob have like 5-8 years (lol) but probably he is kinda stupid or have mind problems

 

 

 

Or he's proberly just not born english. It might be he/she didn't know what an anvil in english ment but he knew what it was in his/her mothertongue so he asked because he/she believed it was something else?

 

 

 

Yeah that can be true, since my first language is french there is still things I don't know how it's called in english... -.-

 

 

 

But it's still funny because it's easy to guess what it is :lol:

heres a good one:

 

random guy: who likes led zepplin

 

other rdmguy: whats that?

 

me: its a band

 

noob: no its a helium filled blimp idiots!

 

that was pretty funny

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Last night, I was walking through Varrock Square. Suddenly....a Level 4 starts following me. (Note: He is wearing nothing except full chicken) After a while, I ask him, "Why are you following me?"

 

 

 

He ends up saying, "I wanna do you in the but so hard" (That was his exact words). After saying this, he runs off, presumably to the bank.....

 

 

 

And by the way, he was a guy.....and I was a guy as well (I wasn't wearing a helmet). All I could think was :ohnoes: :uhh: :? :shock:

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i mean wth no1 cares about that weak noob that was scared of the great almighty lord ZAROS!

lol thats funny :D but seriously watch who you talk to for a while :ohnoes:

Wow... 100k+ views :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, heres a new one:

 

 

 

*Dupes throne*(Yes, I'm almost positive that it's legal, been reported many times, still not a single blackmark/mute/ban)

 

Noob:p000mg n0b u r rep0rteed!

 

Me:Why?

 

Noob:You d0 gulthch!!!11!

 

Me:...And?

 

Noob:...AMNBD!!!1!!!

 

Me:I'm pretty sure it's legal, been reported tons and no blackmarks yet...

 

Noob:omwg r3p0rted again!

 

Me:And it looks like you're abusing customer support...

 

Noob:Ch00bl3t!

 

Noob:u rrep0ted fo h4xing Jadxe!

 

Me:Hmm...How, exactly, does sitting in a chair give me an advantage ingame?(Read the def. of bug abuse, you'll see...)

 

Noob:Ahd th3 0wn3r doesn't leek j00 duipahaxer!

 

Me:Oh really, why didn't they tell me?

 

Noob:N00b!*logs*

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, I get this a lot... Maybe they're just mad that they can't understand my explanation of how to dupe....

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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just found this on a topic

Im gunna sue Runescape unless:

 

1) PKing is destroyed (keep it in the arena where u chose ur enemies and ur wagers)

 

2) Deraxownoobs and Elvan Mage3 are banned

 

3) I get my full Mithril armor (Mithril Helmet, Mithril Platelegs, Mithril Platebody, and Mithril Kite Shield) and my Rune Longsword are returned to me from the people listed above

 

4) Finally I recieve my Team 49 cape back

 

 

 

Runescape whoever u r, either u follow by my demands or i will sue your whole company and get u all shut down for good (and any future sites any of the staff makes)

 

(i am of age to sue and im not joking, i will sue and have everyone that flames me killed i swear by my own grave:|)

lol pretty funny heres the link http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=645 ... a69090ba3d

Wow, 100,000 views! That's awesome dude!

 

 

 

Here's a short one from a while back:

 

*I'm standing there wearing my thieving cape, newb walks up*

 

Newb: Do cape skil emot plz!!1

 

Me: Sorry, it's broken.

 

Newb: oh

 

*Newb walks away*

 

 

 

And here's one that happened to my friend that he told me about:

 

*friend is standing and castle wars and 2 noobs start arguing*

 

Newb1: Selling c wars tickets 500 ea!

 

Newb2: Omg, they only 350 ea noob!!1

 

....*pause*

 

Newb2: Wait, are cwars tickets even tradeable

 

Friend: :XD:

 

 

 

Another one of my friends':

 

*friend is standing in some bank when 2 people start arguing*

 

Noob1: Selling d legs 2.8 mil!

 

Noob2: Rofl d legs are only 2.5 mil nub!

 

Noob1: Ur mom

 

Noob2: ...W t f?

 

Friend: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs say the darndest things :P

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woot nice hahaha rofl

 

anyways here's my isn't funny but sure wasn't nice...

 

i m standing and high alching my yew longs in lumbrige bank..

 

random noob:hey sakura22

 

me:yea?

 

random noob:u [bleep]

 

random noob:lets f

 

random noob:uck

 

random noob:you do it with everyone else

 

random guy:reported...(name)..

 

That was dumb... noobs trying to get attention.. i m just minding my business -_-

wanna play ??^_^ total=1650+ =)

time pass by so fast -_-

rofl, i'm sure this has been posted before

 

 

 

lvl 42: wanna be my bf?

 

Me lvl 80: No!

 

lvl 42: noob

 

*lvl 42 follows me around*

 

lvl 42: noob

 

lvl 42: noob

 

ect ect on for about 5 minutes

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Noob: Dude, where'd you get that armor? (i had just bought full sara)

 

Me: In the pits of Hell.

 

Noob: Really, where's that?

 

Me: Follow me and I'll show you.

 

 

 

*Follows me into the wilderness where I kill him for being so dumb*

 

 

 

isnt that kinda luring?

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Noob: Dude, where'd you get that armor? (i had just bought full sara)

 

Me: In the pits of Hell.

 

Noob: Really, where's that?

 

Me: Follow me and I'll show you.

 

 

 

*Follows me into the wilderness where I kill him for being so dumb*

 

 

 

isnt that kinda luring?

 

 

 

Thats Not KINDA That IS Luring

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well there was this noob saying :

 

 

 

noob: free 100k!

 

me: (i trade him and he shows 100k on the trade and i accept)

 

noob: (changes the 100k into 10004gp)(10k looking like 100k)

 

noob: accept and i do too lol

 

me: i had the 10004gp in my inv

 

noob: hahahahaha! you just got scammed!

 

 

 

free 10k for me =D>

 

 

 

Lmao, that's gotta be the best thing i ever heard^^

 

scamowning urself, how low can u go>_>

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Confucius say: "Crowded elevator smell different to a midget" xD

So I'm in the Slayer Tower killing bloodvelds, and this 114 comes up to me from the Aberrants room:

 

 

 

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At that point he continuesly followed me for the next 2 minutes saying "plz plz plz"

 

 

 

:roll:

99 Slayer since August 2007.

Here's one that happened to me a couple of days ago:

 

 

 

(I was standing at a bank, just about to tele, there was someone on the same square as me who had a clockwork cat....)

 

 

 

Noob: Cathal

 

(I tele)

 

(Via pm)

 

Me:Yes?

 

Noob: I buy ur clokwork cat.

 

Me: I don't have a clockwork cat.

 

Noob: Yes u do

 

Me: No, I don't. Don't even try to argue.

 

 

 

He shut up then. Kinda funny eh? Are clockwork cats even tradeable?

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Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(.

me: walkign around in draynor and i pick up a toy horse

 

 

 

noob:rusn up and says "reported for auto theft"

 

 

 

me:what?

 

 

 

noob:i just reported you for stealing a horse if you gimmie a million gold i will take my report away

 

 

 

me:tele away

me: walkign around in draynor and i pick up a toy horse

 

 

 

noob:rusn up and says "reported for auto theft"

 

 

 

me:what?

 

 

 

noob:i just reported you for stealing a horse if you gimmie a million gold i will take my report away

 

 

 

me:tele away

 

 

 

Lol pretty funny lmao. Does he know if everyone can see it it is not a scam?! :-k

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