May 6, 200719 yr Me: I'll chop your head off unless you shut up! some guy: You can smelt my mom LMAO!!! both of them are going in my sig noob1: male gayl [garden tool] looking for action noob2: so is yo mama me: you are both sick indeviduals (sp?) and for that i shall eat your brains noob 1&2: AAARGGHH!!! *they both run away* noob3: and im gona eat yo maw me: oh shut up you you you P O T A T O H E A D !!!! NOOB3: calm it me: shove it
May 6, 200719 yr I was in a free world to trade some chaos when this noob says trade and trades me. He puts up stuff like raw beef, a iron scimmy a air tally etc. I then say no thank you, then he says this: lvl 24: I hate you Me: Thats nice to know lvl 24: you **** :lol: Whips: 3 Dragon Boots: 15 My 99's: Attack & Cooking Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Goldenjkered
May 7, 200719 yr This happened to me some months ago. I got it on private chat. Noob: What are you doing right now? Me: I'm playing RuneScape... Me: And what are you doing? Noob: I'm "touching myself" Me: Ehh....ok. Don't forget to wash your hand when you're done.
May 7, 200719 yr This happened to me some months ago. I got it on private chat. Noob: What are you doing right now? Me: I'm playing RuneScape... Me: And what are you doing? Noob: I'm "touching myself" Me: Ehh....ok. Don't forget to wash your hand when you're done. D'oh! -.- That was random... you should have asked him/her if he/she was a boy or a girl! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
May 7, 200719 yr really makes a diffrence? support new ghostly stuff here.I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW..signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If
May 7, 200719 yr This was after last years easter event, when I had just got the easter ring. I know how these things usually just get thrown away because you cant use them for anything, but I figured I wanted to have some fun before doing so. So I travelled to world 1 lumby castle and put on the ring: Me: I'm an egg! pick me up and I'll be your friend! Noob1: *walks into me* Me: Come on try harder, I could be your new sidekick! Noob1: How do I pick up Me: Just right click me and choose pick up. Noob2: Can I have some money? It was hilarious :! I'll get there!... eventually
May 7, 200719 yr This was after last years easter event, when I had just got the easter ring. I know how these things usually just get thrown away because you cant use them for anything, but I figured I wanted to have some fun before doing so. So I travelled to world 1 lumby castle and put on the ring: Me: I'm an egg! pick me up and I'll be your friend! Noob1: *walks into me* Me: Come on try harder, I could be your new sidekick! Noob1: How do I pick up Me: Just right click me and choose pick up. Noob2: Can I have some money? It was hilarious :! Hehe.. the day the ring came out I made an account called "A lonely egg" and got him the ring :) I still log on it sometimes when I'm bored, and go all the way to the rune rocks in the wildy, sit there and morph : Had some pretty interesting convos with the miners and pkers, but I always end up killed for my bones ( lol ) by some level 50- noob.. Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.
May 7, 200719 yr Not the funniest thing out there, but it did make me laugh a bit. Guy:How much are cosmetic runes Me:Check your local victoria secret hahahah Allow me to sig theis one lol I'll get there!... eventually
May 7, 200719 yr So I was playing castle wars...(I'm a player mod by the way) I was taking on a flagholding team on my own... ...and they were insulting my brave efforts. I said, "I hate cheaters -.-" So then one of them apparently had a heart-wrenching moment because she said, "I've lost my faith in mods" Like what in the world, ya know? :-s Truthscape - qeltar's excellent insights into RuneScape and moreCave Story - Best Free RPG ever-Retired. Forever-
May 7, 200719 yr its not realy cheating tbh but i dont see why you would loes faith in a mod over that :XD:
May 8, 200719 yr :lol: OMG did he become a member just to say that? because u have to be a member to use the forums lol... :lol: i was looking through the topic and ethan stole my avatar! anyway that forum guy was stupid i use a new account now "knex2"
May 8, 200719 yr hehe new one me: selling willows 40gp each (rip off i know) he: i will sell for 50gp each me: erm dude im selling he: no im selling you copied me reported for being a copycat
May 8, 200719 yr I'm sure a lot of those "reporting" peepz are joking around anyways. You're being watched.
May 8, 200719 yr I'm sure a lot of those "reporting" peepz are joking around anyways. Proboly right, but you shouldnt joke about it, alot of times you can be reported if the other person thinks your serious. I dont rember teh conversation specifics, I argued with someone who was trying to 'trim' armour. Arguing with scammers is like arguing with stupid people...pointless.
May 8, 200719 yr This wasn't me, but it is a great line tbh. Scammer: Selling level 13 account with 9 million! Only for 13k! Some guy: If you had 9 million, then why would you give all that for 13k? This was me though: Scammer: Trimming armor for free! (I talked a bit to my friend) Friend: Hey [my character name], want me to trim your armor? (I wore addy since I was pking atm, and my friend just happened to have a certain armor set...) Me: Sure *hands over addy* Friend: Wait a sec... *hands over addy (g) to me which I wear* Me: Ty!!! You are my hero! ;) Scammer: Wtf *logs* At this point I laughed out loudly. (Of course we traded back the addy's afterwards. Yeah, we trust each other a bit, mirite?) You're being watched.
May 8, 200719 yr really makes a diffrence? Not really unless that he/she would be fresh for some "cybersex" :roll: But okay, cosidering 99% of RuneScape's folks to be nerds it might not be that great again! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
May 8, 200719 yr I was smithing in Falador once, and someone came in and asked where you go to mine steel. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one. Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
May 8, 200719 yr I'm sure a lot of those "reporting" peepz are joking around anyways. Proboly right, but you shouldnt joke about it, alot of times you can be reported if the other person thinks your serious. I dont rember teh conversation specifics, I argued with someone who was trying to 'trim' armour. Arguing with scammers is like arguing with stupid people...pointless. Arguing with anybody over the internet is like competing in the special Olympics. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, either way your still [developmentally delayed]ed.
May 8, 200719 yr I was smithing in Falador once, and someone came in and asked where you go to mine steel. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one. Yeah that happened to me too... #-o
May 9, 200719 yr I was smithing in Falador once, and someone came in and asked where you go to mine steel. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one. Yeah that happened to me too... #-oits really not that funny.... support new ghostly stuff here.I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW..signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If
May 9, 200719 yr This one happened for me today. After that I told him I wasn't falling for it. If he didn't get it at the name of my password "ihatescams", he wasn't going to...
May 9, 200719 yr hehe new one me: selling willows 40gp each (rip off i know) he: i will sell for 50gp each me: erm dude im selling he: no im selling you copied me reported for being a copycat rofl :XD: : Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide
May 9, 200719 yr Happened just then. Well it really wasn't saying but more doing. Join Runescape boards now and enter the RS boards Official 3 million gp Raffle for your chance to win a share of 3 million gp. http://www.rsboards.com/runescape-forum ... rerid=3618(Go to the RS boards raffles and contest section & post)
May 9, 200719 yr Noob: why do you have a crown by your name? mod: because it means i'm a god noob: are you freakin serious?????? mod: just like saradomin and zamorak noob: omgsh!! add me plz plz plz mod: I dont "add" people. Goodbye Me: ROFL!! Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide
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