nerdattack16 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Guy: Nice bronze sheild nub Me: Its wooden and it owns Guy: u r a noob WOODEN SHEILDS OWN TBH I <3 my wooden shields. :) Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 alright, i was training at the lesser and this girl was there and then she said this... :lol: =; Regards, Razr Hybrid :shock: :mrgreen: Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley_006 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Party Pete can i plz hav yor hat? ------------------ Someone asked me "trade these 250 sharks to my noob pure" and handed them to me and said "meet in lumby" he logged out. I reported him, I did not go to lumby and I kept the sharks. BTW they were raws... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trunksrs Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Seriously, am I the only person who plays this game that just can't seem to get people to say something to me that I can get a laugh from? The most anyone has ever said to me is "How did you get a horse head?" Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!3 down, 7 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Woo, read whole thing :D. 108 pages of noobiness :P Anything that has been said to me by noobs has already been said. Mostly stuff from "Are you rich? Give me stuff!" to "Can I be your gf" I mostly wear Lederhosen so I don't look too rich. Maybe once I get back into members (2 months of F2P :wall: ) I won't get as disturbed as I normally encounter noobs in F2P, and not P2P :) Woah gratz :shock: Took me several hours (on many days) when there were 50 pages, and now 108.. :shock: Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy4160 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 oh me me i got one noob:need hot gf me this is not a dating sevice its a game noob:but thats the only reson i play this game then is suggest you use a dating service but i cant im only 7 i laghed so hard i almost fell of my chair #-o POZ FOR LYF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mm3mario Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 A coupla days ago, there was this girl following me saying, 'Pl8s are better, chain' I say something along the lines of, 'But they restrict your movement' Her: Full helmets are better, chain Me: They ristrict your sight Her: See you later, noob chain :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I wanted the 1st post on page 111... no where near that... 2nd post on page 110 though :-D Amount of spam rising... Urge to kill people rising...~~~~~ Magesty of Impurity ~~~~~Please don't flame anyone, unless they deserve it ( if someone posts crap, then flame at will. :^_^:).What Color Are You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy4160 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 noob:how can i make money? me:try water merchanting noob:ok next day noob pms me and:i tryed water merchanting it dident realy work no one wanted to buy the buckets of water:( :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :thumbsup: :XD: POZ FOR LYF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skreeran1 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Noob Scammer: Hey I just got full dragon and 5 mil for free!!! Me: That's great, who are you? Noob Scammer: I don't know, your just on my friends list for some reason. Me: Ah, telling everyone you know, i see. Noob Scammer: All you have to do is go to this site: [insert site here] *I reports for website advertising* Me: Cool Noob Scammer: So are you going to get Dragon or 5 mil? Me: Dragon, I can sell it for more than 5 mil. Noob Scammer: Yeah, that's what I did. Me: Cool Noob Scammer: So have you gone yet? *it's been 60 seconds so I report him for password scamming* Me: Yeah Noob Scammer: Okay Noob Scammer: I'm talking to the owner now. Me: Awesome Noob Scammer: You wanna talk to him? U no, to ask him for more stuff?? Me: Nah, full D is plenty Noob Scammer: That's wierd, he says you haven't gone yet Noob Scammer: You sure you went? Me: Yep, it takes a few minutes to log someone's IP Noob Scammer: Ah, ok. *Noob Scammer logs* Fix Boss Monster Drops for teams!!!Tip.it ForumsZybez Community ForumsRSOF Quick find: 24-25-592-54824756 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugenyG Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me. Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million? Me: Sure, how? Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million. Me: That's a nice idea. Me: But I have a better one. Noob: Hmm? Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again. Live free or die. First option is exhausted, so guess what remains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I was wearing full ledohosen and some guy reported be for macroing. Apparantely he thought it was members only?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Gus93 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me. Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million? Me: Sure, how? Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million. Me: That's a nice idea. Me: But I have a better one. Noob: Hmm? Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again. Lol, owned Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbyfighter Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 EugenyG wrote: So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me. Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million? Me: Sure, how? Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million. Me: That's a nice idea. Me: But I have a better one. Noob: Hmm? Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again. Love this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebub1 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 i was wearing an egg ring in f2p lumby. some one walks up and asks me how to get one. m "go back in time to easter of 2006" n "how do i go back in time?" m "use a time machine" n where do i find one? other guy "walmart has some" I didn't catch the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdcm27 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 This one happened to me a few minutes ago at Karajama Pier: Noob:Whats a beer for? Me:Um... Me:I know drinking.. Noob:Well I never Me:I know Jagex and there crazy ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordanGM Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 i was wearing an egg ring in f2p lumby. some one walks up and asks me how to get one. m "go back in time to easter of 2006" n "how do i go back in time?" m "use a time machine" n where do i find one? other guy "walmart has some" I didn't catch the end I use the time machine part every time someone asks about my woolly hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:55 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i think im color blind, i can't see invisible--qoute from a noob world 1 _________________ ^^ I want this to be in my sig but I can't choice! Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorington Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I go to the chaos druid tower to find a lvl 106 there (i was lvl 89) lvl 106: Go away your not wanted here noob me: Seeming though you asked so nicly I won't world switch lvl 106: Your such a noob me: And why am I a noob? lvl 106: If you don't know why your a bigger noob than i thought me: Alright then... lvl 106: I could so own you noob me: Very observant, I'm lvl 89 and your lvl 106 not much of a contest rly lvl 106: I hate you Dutch wooses me: I'm English lvl 106: I hate them to (logs) Barrows drops: Torags pl8, Torgas legs, Guthans chainskirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blipi2 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Ok, I just had one myself. I was mining mithril in the mining guild and a guy (the "noob") was kinda challenging me, after a few picks this conversation shows up. Him - Haha, I got it noob (he really didn't, I got it myself :D) *he does jig emote Me - Good for you, oh and the word "noob" just shows everyone how unmature you are. Him - Hahahahahaha, should we clap for you? Me - It's sad what some words can do to kids. *me adds him to the ignorelist After that I don't know if he spoked to me, but he did the jig emote million of times after I had ignored him. Do you not know, it's immature? :P :mrgreen: Also, this is quite funny. : yeah yeah :P I read it once and something was weird but couldn't figure it out :P ok got a new one: noobs: Let's try with him noob1: Hello, me and my friend spotted you and we want to recruit you to our clan noob2: Hi me: What's this clan (I was thinking this must be a scam or something) noob2: It's a pking clan me: What happens if I turn you down? and what happens if I say yes? noob1: If you turn us down w/e, but if you say yes you have the chance of a free rune plate me: So... what's the catch? noob1: We need 500k to keep the clan running. noob2: Are you willing to pay that to us? :) me: Ok, in your dreams - reported for item scamming ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The funny thing in this dialogue is "Let's try with him" they thought I didn't hear them obviously :P Hah, made you look. ;DUsed to have a smith/mining blog here, BUT THAT WAS A LONG-TIME AGO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJE03 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me. Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million? Me: Sure, how? Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million. Me: That's a nice idea. Me: But I have a better one. Noob: Hmm? Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again.That is hilarious. I love the way you handled that one. [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me. Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million? Me: Sure, how? Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million. Me: That's a nice idea. Me: But I have a better one. Noob: Hmm? Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again. Some guy did the same thing to me a couple minutes ago :shock: Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhosseins Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 oh me me i got one noob:need hot gf me this is not a dating sevice its a game noob:but thats the only reson i play this game then is suggest you use a dating service but i cant im only 7 i laghed so hard i almost fell of my chair #-o Quotified noob:need hot gfme this is not a dating sevice its a game noob:but thats the only reson i play this gamethen is suggest you use a dating service but i cant im only 7 #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuall Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 give F2P a penny and they want a dime; give P2P a quarter, they want 100,000 dollars, your car, house, boat, social security number, credit card numbers, drivers license, clothes on your back and everything you ever owned or interacted with ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N3t_Frm Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Lol you better tell taht guy to stop eavesdropping. :roll: Dragon Drops:1, D medBarrows Drops:None Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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