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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Guy: Nice bronze sheild nub

 

Me: Its wooden and it owns

 

Guy: u r a noob

 

 

 

WOODEN SHEILDS OWN TBH

 

 

 

I <3 my wooden shields. :)

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Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D

 

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Party Pete can i plz hav yor hat?

 

 

 

 

 

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Someone asked me "trade these 250 sharks to my noob pure" and handed them to me and said "meet in lumby" he logged out. I reported him, I did not go to lumby and I kept the sharks.

 

 

 

BTW they were raws...

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Seriously, am I the only person who plays this game that just can't seem to get people to say something to me that I can get a laugh from? The most anyone has ever said to me is "How did you get a horse head?"

Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!

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3 down, 7 to go

Woo, read whole thing :D. 108 pages of noobiness :P

 

 

 

Anything that has been said to me by noobs has already been said. Mostly stuff from "Are you rich? Give me stuff!" to "Can I be your gf"

 

 

 

I mostly wear Lederhosen so I don't look too rich.

 

 

 

Maybe once I get back into members (2 months of F2P :wall: ) I won't get as disturbed as I normally encounter noobs in F2P, and not P2P :)

 

 

 

Woah gratz :shock: Took me several hours (on many days) when there were 50 pages, and now 108.. :shock:

Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.

oh me me i got one

 

 

 

noob:need hot gf

 

me this is not a dating sevice its a game

 

noob:but thats the only reson i play this game

 

then is suggest you use a dating service

 

but i cant im only 7

 

 

 

 

 

i laghed so hard i almost fell of my chair #-o

POZ FOR LYF

A coupla days ago, there was this girl following me saying, 'Pl8s are better, chain'

 

I say something along the lines of, 'But they restrict your movement'

 

Her: Full helmets are better, chain

 

Me: They ristrict your sight

 

Her: See you later, noob chain

 

 

 

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

I wanted the 1st post on page 111... no where near that... 2nd post on page 110 though :-D

Amount of spam rising... Urge to kill people rising...

~~~~~ Magesty of Impurity ~~~~~

Please don't flame anyone, unless they deserve it ( if someone posts crap, then flame at will. :^_^:).

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noob:how can i make money?

 

me:try water merchanting

 

noob:ok

 

next day noob pms me and:i tryed water merchanting it dident realy work no one wanted to buy the buckets of water:(

 

 

 

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :thumbsup: :XD:

POZ FOR LYF

Noob Scammer: Hey I just got full dragon and 5 mil for free!!!

 

Me: That's great, who are you?

 

Noob Scammer: I don't know, your just on my friends list for some reason.

 

Me: Ah, telling everyone you know, i see.

 

Noob Scammer: All you have to do is go to this site: [insert site here]

 

*I reports for website advertising*

 

Me: Cool

 

Noob Scammer: So are you going to get Dragon or 5 mil?

 

Me: Dragon, I can sell it for more than 5 mil.

 

Noob Scammer: Yeah, that's what I did.

 

Me: Cool

 

Noob Scammer: So have you gone yet?

 

*it's been 60 seconds so I report him for password scamming*

 

Me: Yeah

 

Noob Scammer: Okay

 

Noob Scammer: I'm talking to the owner now.

 

Me: Awesome

 

Noob Scammer: You wanna talk to him? U no, to ask him for more stuff??

 

Me: Nah, full D is plenty

 

Noob Scammer: That's wierd, he says you haven't gone yet

 

Noob Scammer: You sure you went?

 

Me: Yep, it takes a few minutes to log someone's IP

 

Noob Scammer: Ah, ok.

 

*Noob Scammer logs*

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So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million?

 

Me: Sure, how?

 

Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video

 

Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million.

 

Me: That's a nice idea.

 

Me: But I have a better one.

 

Noob: Hmm?

 

Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again.

Live free or die. First option is exhausted, so guess what remains?

I was wearing full ledohosen and some guy reported be for macroing. Apparantely he thought it was members only??

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So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million?

 

Me: Sure, how?

 

Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video

 

Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million.

 

Me: That's a nice idea.

 

Me: But I have a better one.

 

Noob: Hmm?

 

Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again.

 

 

 

Lol, owned

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So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million?

 

Me: Sure, how?

 

Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video

 

Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million.

 

Me: That's a nice idea.

 

Me: But I have a better one.

 

Noob: Hmm?

 

Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again.

 

 

 

Love this one

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i was wearing an egg ring in f2p lumby. some one walks up and asks me how to get one.

 

m "go back in time to easter of 2006"

 

n "how do i go back in time?"

 

m "use a time machine"

 

n where do i find one?

 

other guy "walmart has some"

 

I didn't catch the end

This one happened to me a few minutes ago at Karajama Pier:

 

 

 

Noob:Whats a beer for?

 

Me:Um...

 

Me:I know drinking..

 

Noob:Well I never

 

Me:I know Jagex and there crazy ways

i was wearing an egg ring in f2p lumby. some one walks up and asks me how to get one.

 

m "go back in time to easter of 2006"

 

n "how do i go back in time?"

 

m "use a time machine"

 

n where do i find one?

 

other guy "walmart has some"

 

I didn't catch the end

 

I use the time machine part every time someone asks about my woolly hat

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i think im color blind, i can't see invisible--qoute from a noob world 1

 

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^^ I want this to be in my sig but I can't choice!

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

I go to the chaos druid tower to find a lvl 106 there (i was lvl 89)

 

lvl 106: Go away your not wanted here noob

 

me: Seeming though you asked so nicly I won't world switch

 

lvl 106: Your such a noob

 

me: And why am I a noob?

 

lvl 106: If you don't know why your a bigger noob than i thought

 

me: Alright then...

 

lvl 106: I could so own you noob

 

me: Very observant, I'm lvl 89 and your lvl 106 not much of a contest rly

 

lvl 106: I hate you Dutch wooses

 

me: I'm English

 

lvl 106: I hate them to (logs)

Barrows drops: Torags pl8, Torgas legs, Guthans chainskirt

Ok, I just had one myself.

 

 

 

I was mining mithril in the mining guild and a guy (the "noob") was kinda challenging me, after a few picks this conversation shows up.

 

 

 

Him - Haha, I got it noob (he really didn't, I got it myself :D)

 

*he does jig emote

 

 

 

Me - Good for you, oh and the word "noob" just shows everyone how unmature you are.

 

Him - Hahahahahaha, should we clap for you?

 

Me - It's sad what some words can do to kids.

 

*me adds him to the ignorelist

 

 

 

After that I don't know if he spoked to me, but he did the jig emote million of times after I had ignored him.

 

 

 

Do you not know, it's immature? :P :mrgreen: Also, this is quite funny. ::'

 

 

 

yeah yeah :P I read it once and something was weird but couldn't figure it out :P

 

 

 

ok got a new one:

 

 

 

noobs: Let's try with him

 

noob1: Hello, me and my friend spotted you and we want to recruit you to our clan

 

noob2: Hi

 

me: What's this clan (I was thinking this must be a scam or something)

 

noob2: It's a pking clan

 

me: What happens if I turn you down? and what happens if I say yes?

 

noob1: If you turn us down w/e, but if you say yes you have the chance of a free rune plate

 

me: So... what's the catch?

 

noob1: We need 500k to keep the clan running.

 

noob2: Are you willing to pay that to us? :)

 

me: Ok, in your dreams - reported for item scamming

 

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The funny thing in this dialogue is "Let's try with him" they thought I didn't hear them obviously :P

Hah, made you look. ;D

Used to have a smith/mining blog here, BUT THAT WAS A LONG-TIME AGO.

So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million?

 

Me: Sure, how?

 

Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video

 

Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million.

 

Me: That's a nice idea.

 

Me: But I have a better one.

 

Noob: Hmm?

 

Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again.

That is hilarious. I love the way you handled that one.

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[spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011:

 

Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115

Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)

Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85

 

So I'm walking around wearing the santa I owned for about 30 mins before trading it for a load of yew longbows... Noob pm's me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey wanna make a quick million?

 

Me: Sure, how?

 

Noob: Well, I'm making a PK video

 

Noob: We go to wildy, you get skulled, I PK you. Then we meet at Varrock and I give you back your Santa and 1 million.

 

Me: That's a nice idea.

 

Me: But I have a better one.

 

Noob: Hmm?

 

Me: I add you to ignore list and we never speak again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some guy did the same thing to me a couple minutes ago :shock:

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oh me me i got one

 

 

 

noob:need hot gf

 

me this is not a dating sevice its a game

 

noob:but thats the only reson i play this game

 

then is suggest you use a dating service

 

but i cant im only 7

 

 

 

 

 

i laghed so hard i almost fell of my chair #-o

 

 

 

Quotified

noob:need hot gf

me this is not a dating sevice its a game

noob:but thats the only reson i play this game

then is suggest you use a dating service

but i cant im only 7 #-o

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give F2P a penny and they want a dime; give P2P a quarter, they want 100,000 dollars, your car, house, boat, social security number, credit card numbers, drivers license, clothes on your back and everything you ever owned or interacted with ever
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Lol you better tell taht guy to stop eavesdropping. :roll:

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