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Noobs say the funniest things!

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And he has a stupid name too.

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  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

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rofl that's a good one

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Was my first time to log into runescape in a while and this is the first thing I see:

 

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The game does have quite an interesting community...

I remeber the first posts of this thread now this has gone really huge, i wonder what else has changed since my last visit here :D?

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Here is a bunch of noobs for ya...

 

 

 

(Wow 94 wc, 17.6m exp now LOL)

 

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While walking around with my family crested shield, I usually have a nic conversation:

 

 

 

Noob: I pay 1m for the shield

 

Me: Untradeable, sorry

 

Noob: What quest do I need?

 

Me: None, go paint in someone's house

 

Noob: How?

 

Me: Use their shield painting stand

 

Me: Oh, and make sure to get your crest from the guy in fally

 

Noob: How?

 

Me: Talk to some guy in the castle, make sure to have money to pay him

 

Noob: you're lying, I give 2M for it, no lie

 

Me: untradeble!

 

 

 

....continues for a long time......

[bleep] you all

While walking around with my family crested shield, I usually have a nic conversation:

 

 

 

Noob: I pay 1m for the shield

 

Me: Untradeable, sorry

 

Noob: What quest do I need?

 

Me: None, go paint in someone's house

 

Noob: How?

 

Me: Use their shield painting stand

 

Me: Oh, and make sure to get your crest from the guy in fally

 

Noob: How?

 

Me: Talk to some guy in the castle, make sure to have money to pay him

 

Noob: you're lying, I give 2M for it, no lie

 

Me: untradeble!

 

 

 

....continues for a long time......

I get that a lot too.

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Avatar by me; don't steal!

Noob 1: selling feathers

 

Noob 2: selling feathers cheaper then he does

 

Noob 1: Hey

Noob 1: selling feathers

 

Noob 2: selling feathers cheaper then he does

 

Noob 1: Hey

 

 

 

I see this alot :)

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Was my first time to log into runescape in a while and this is the first thing I see:

 

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The game does have quite an interesting community...

 

 

 

lmao he wants to follo you to a website how much stupider can u get :-k

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i was wielding my syth(havent played in a while, this happened last month and I wasn't on since, so I forgot how to spell some stuff in runescape)

 

noob: buy your syth 3m

 

me: untradable

 

noob: lyer! reported for item scamming

 

me: wha?

 

noob: repoted for impersonating jagex

 

me:o...k...

 

noob: buy your syth 3m

 

I logged out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol some ppl can report ppl for wierd things, but I think he has short term memory loss

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'nother one:

 

 

 

 

 

noob: selling dragon sword 99m

 

me: thats overpricing

 

noob: stop it im trying to scam ppl

 

olmost everyone in bank: reported for item scamming!

 

me: lol loudmouth

 

noob(PM): you *****.**** you!

 

me(PM): lol reported

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Not that funny but meh. This just happened down at hill giants

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Girl:Hi

 

noob: You look H O T

 

Me: Lol

 

Me: You think pixels are hot?

 

Noob: Me?

 

Me: Yea, you

 

Noob: You bet I do *logs out*

 

Me: :roll:

 

 

 

Noob: *Logs back in*

 

Noob: *Goes to some other chick* Hi

 

Other Chick: Hiya

 

Noob: U look H O T

 

Other Chick: Thanx

 

Me: *Thinking "Oo playa :P"*

 

 

 

If those lil nubs think you look hot wait until they see a blood elf female for the first time. >_<

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Part of Runescape since November 2004.

i was wielding my syth(havent played in a while, this happened last month and I wasn't on since, so I forgot how to spell some stuff in runescape)

 

noob: buy your syth 3m

 

me: untradable

 

noob: lyer! reported for item scamming

 

me: wha?

 

noob: repoted for impersonating jagex

 

me:o...k...

 

noob: buy your syth 3m

 

I logged out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol some ppl can report ppl for wierd things, but I think he has short term memory loss

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'nother one:

 

 

 

 

 

noob: selling dragon sword 99m

 

me: thats overpricing

 

noob: stop it im trying to scam ppl

 

olmost everyone in bank: reported for item scamming!

 

me: lol loudmouth

 

noob(PM): you *****.**** you!

 

me(PM): lol reported

 

ME: (THE FORUM USER) lol you can't report anyone for that since he didn't say it's usually sold for that price.

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i was wielding my syth(havent played in a while, this happened last month and I wasn't on since, so I forgot how to spell some stuff in runescape)

 

noob: buy your syth 3m

 

me: untradable

 

noob: lyer! reported for item scamming

 

me: wha?

 

noob: repoted for impersonating jagex

 

me:o...k...

 

noob: buy your syth 3m

 

I logged out

 

 

 

 

 

 

I used to get that alot on my old acc..

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this was so funny when i was training my rune pure(well....training to be one at least...)

 

 

 

Noob1:Let Zarix be you bf

 

Me(zarix):ummmm

 

Noob2:reported for offensive laguage,you should read the rules before playing!

 

Noob3:no,i already have a bf in reallife.

 

Noob1:so?

 

Me:this is a game not an online dating game.

 

Noob2:Having a bf or gf ingame is an excuse for not having one in real life.

 

Me:why don't you ask someone out in reallife then?

 

Random person(lvl 8): because i'm only 9!! :-s

 

 

 

Edit:another one:

 

 

 

Noob1:did you rip me off with feathers?

 

Noob2:no,i payed you 2ea :XD:

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Soz for th double post but this was so funny!!!!! :P

 

 

 

Noob:I'll buy your shield 3k

 

Me(zarix(pure) wearing training shield and black scim:Untradable soz

 

Noob:i know,so give it to me!

 

Me:No

 

Noob:I'll buy your scimmy 1k

 

Me:it's worth 10k lol

 

Noob:No it's not, on the guide it says 1

 

*I'm think...whaaaaa?*

 

Me:black scims are rare because only monsters drop them

 

Noob:No,you can make them from black bars!!!!

 

Me:No such thing

 

Noob:yeah such thing,a mod told me black knights dropped them

 

Me:ok?

 

Noob:then you make it from bars

 

Me:uhhh...........k

 

:wall:

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Barrows Drops:None

ohh ohh i got one this JUST happend a few mins ago

 

 

 

scammer(pm): you have just been chosn to recieve 5 billion coins

 

 

 

me:(pm):sure....

 

me:(pm):wachya need to do it?

 

 

 

scammer(pm): ur pass

 

 

 

me(pm) ok my pass is getlostnub(thats not my pass) and my username is rune chaos40

 

 

 

scammer(pm) ok theres a gost that will diliver it to you in 10 mins

 

 

 

me(pm) dude...you really fell for that?

 

 

 

scammer(pm)sir im serioos

 

 

 

me(pm) yeah..sure you are and ur reported =D

 

have a nice day

 

 

 

scammer logs out

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Time waits for no man, but it can take a break for one in the restroom.

 

proud wearer of chain armor!~!~!~!~!

rofl these ars so funny :D

 

 

 

Me:sellin iron baxe

 

*noob trades me and offers 1 gp. i decline*

 

Noob:omg!!!!! fine, ill pay u 11 gp!!!!

 

Me:I can sell it for 100 gp in the shop.

 

noob:Ur lying!!!!!!!! Every1 report Cruz1310 4 scamming!!!!!!!

 

I walked away and sold the baxe to the shop in Lumbrige.

 

 

 

Heres another:

 

 

 

Noob:Will u b my gf?

 

Me:1. im a guy!!!!!!!! 2. i hav a real gf, i dont need 2 date pixels

 

Noob: Well will u b my bf?? plzzzzzzz i need u 2 giv me phr33 rune st0ff!!!!

 

Me: How bout this? u earn the money like I did. skill or something.

 

Noob:Reported 4 item scamming fr00b11111111111111

 

 

 

And Another:

 

 

 

Noob (he was lvl 58):Do u no were 2 get big bones?

 

Me (I was lvl 30): yes

 

Noob:were? plzzzzzzz tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: buying from ppl an killing monsters

 

Noob: wat monsters

 

Me: Im not tellin

 

Noob:then i hav 2 report u

 

Me: its hill giants .

 

Noob:were r they????????

 

Me. in the edgeville dungeon. u need a bronze key 2 get in were they r

 

Noob:kk. do u hav 1?

 

Me: yes

 

Noob: I'll buy it frm u

 

Me: ill sell

 

Then the noob trades me an doesnt put up money. i decline

 

Noob:Fr00b!!!!!!! N00by little Ch00b!!!!!!!!!!! littl ******!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

What has become of the runescape community???? :wall:

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Soz for th double post but this was so funny!!!!! :P

 

 

 

Noob:I'll buy your shield 3k

 

Me(zarix(pure) wearing training shield and black scim:Untradable soz

 

Noob:i know,so give it to me!

 

Me:No

 

Noob:I'll buy your scimmy 1k

 

Me:it's worth 10k lol

 

Noob:No it's not, on the guide it says 1

 

*I'm think...whaaaaa?*

 

Me:black scims are rare because only monsters drop them

 

Noob:No,you can make them from black bars!!!!

 

Me:No such thing

 

Noob:yeah such thing,a mod told me black knights dropped them

 

Me:ok?

 

Noob:then you make it from bars

 

Me:uhhh...........k

 

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well you said it was rare and no black item is so couldnt he have reported you for item scamming? :-k

I was just out cutting trees, and this level 37 comes up to me, and he's like "Do you do magic?"

 

 

 

Now of course, I don't like annoying people who just keep going on and on. In fact, I barely like to use public chat, unless it's with people from real life or forums.

 

 

 

He was like "I bet I have a higher mage level than you."

 

 

 

And then "JMCLARK!!!! I HAVE A HIGHER MAGIC LEVEL THAN YOU!"

 

 

 

Keeps going on and on.

 

 

 

Now this guy didn't even have anything. No clothes, looked just like the guys in Tutorial Island.

 

 

 

Then he called me a n00b!!!! OMG

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I was just out cutting trees, and this level 37 comes up to me, and he's like "Do you do magic?"

 

 

 

Now of course, I don't like annoying people who just keep going on and on. In fact, I barely like to use public chat, unless it's with people from real life or forums.

 

 

 

He was like "I bet I have a higher mage level than you."

 

 

 

And then "JMCLARK!!!! I HAVE A HIGHER MAGIC LEVEL THAN YOU!"

 

 

 

Keeps going on and on.

 

 

 

Now this guy didn't even have anything. No clothes, looked just like the guys in Tutorial Island.

 

 

 

Then he called me a n00b!!!! OMG

 

Those people are just sad :D

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Noob : Hey Harrington. Nice name man

 

Me : Thx

 

Noob : Nice levels too

 

Me : =)

 

Noob : Can I try your guthan helm on?

 

Me :

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That's a good one.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value.
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Some guy reported me for mining gold. Apparantely I was "hacking" RuneScape. The same guy came around and reported me for chopping down a tree. Again for "hacking". I'd swear he's been stalking me....

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I was in Karamja fishing when someone asked:

 

 

 

Un-noob: Buying Lobster Pot!

 

Noob: There's no such thing as a Lobster Potion!

 

 

 

I was rolling on the floor after that... :lol:

someone suggested pokemon catching. :XD: :uhh:

 

...Oh vowels...What ever did you do to deserve this?

this guy is hilarious, I swear.

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