purfishx Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 "Lemme borrow your account so I can kill this guy". I was cracking up when he asked me that. Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryles Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 this is going back several years ago when most of my rl m8s used to play aswell. one of them was quite jealous of me being able to mine rune him: im just letting u know that ill be taking ur money and stuff soon me: how do u work that one out? lol him: i got a program which can work out passwords me: ah rite good luck to u then lol him: i need to ask u some questions to make it work (this could take ages to type out as he asked me a [cabbage] load of questions like place of birth, mothers maiden name ect.) me: well if it helps my password is completely random and has nothing to do wif any of those questions lol him: great now its even easier to work out! :D prepare to lose everything me: ok then.... lol 200TH TO 99 COOKING, JULY '05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 those are recovery questions... congratulations on losing your account =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
love_slovak Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 GF u tried... :wall: :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty_chuck Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Lets see, some guy starts bothering me telling me he'll own me. So I go in wild and own him with mage or something, then thinking im on a roll or something, attack a ranger and get owned losing a bunch of runes. I owned the guy though. My action packed blog of achievment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 142 pages of pure noobyness... :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: =D> i applaud it! That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Hmm, here's what I managed to nab for today... Apparently I play Runescape, so I'm a loser. :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 some new recruit in my clan ewas doing a job for me Me: ok, ur assignment is to get me 25 big bones Noob: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? Me: wuts the prob? Noob: I cant take on lessers im lvl 44!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: lessers dont drop big bones Noob: well then where else do u get them noob!!?? Me: try lvl 42 moss giants Noob: i cant take moss giants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: noob Noob: reported Me: for wut!!!??? Noob: for swearing Me: i didnt swear!!! Noob: yes u did u called me a noob! Me: look, just get the big bones from lvl 28 hill giants Noob: where r those? Me: (sigh) the wildy Noob: no!!! i might get pked!!! Me: ugh noob, go to edgy dungeon Noob: where is that Me: Edgy maybe???!!! Noob: what is that and where? Me: edgeville! Noob: where is that!!!!!!!!!???????????? Me: goodbye i then took him out of the clan and added him to my ignore list : EDIT: perhaps this should be stickied? :-k Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiiiiiiiiiiii Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 ok here's a hilarious thing that i do to all the noobs that follow me asking for free stuff... i tell them to talk to me about why they need x amount of $ then i turn off pub chat and wait like 5min if they walk away... bonus!... if they stay i turn chat back on and tell them to explain it again and if they do.. i just rinse lather repeat until they go away... works all the time..wooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Smither Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Sticky This! 142 Pages =P~ Click for My Blog670th to 99 Smithing July 21st, 07 |743rd to 99 Mining November 29th, 07 | 649th to 99 Runecrafting May 18th, 08 | 29,050th to 99 Defence October 20th, 08 | 20,700th to 99 Magic November 8, 08 | 47,938th to 99 Attack December 19, 08 | 37,829th to 99 Hitpoints December 24, 08 | 68,604th to 99 Strength February 4, 09 | 27,983rd to 99 Range February 9, 09 | 9,725th to 99 Prayer June 8, 09 | 6,620th to 99 Slayer December, 12 09 | 4,075th to 99 Summoning December, 28 09 | 3,551th to 99 Herblore February 24, 10 | 3,192th to 99 Dungeoneering November 11, 10 | 146,600th to 99 Cooking December 29th, 10 | 11,333rd to 99 Construction June 7th, 11 | 16,648th to 99 Farming August 1st, 11 | 19,993th to 99 Crafting August 2nd, 11 | 89,739th to 99 Woodcutting Janurary 1st, 12 | 55,424th to 99 Fishing May 9th, 12| 60,648th to 99 Firemaking May 12th, 12 | 16666th to 99 Agility May 17th, 2012 | 24476th to 99 Hunter June 1st, 2012 | 57,881st to 99 Fletching June 1st, 2012 | All 99s June 1st, 2012 | 3183th to 120 Dungeoneering July 24th, 2012 | 2341st to 2496 Total level July 24th, 2012 | Completionist Cape July 24th, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tintin17 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 noob: pay 25gp to c me remove my pickaxe head noob: once in a lifetime opp i laughed so much and my hand was shaking so much that i couldnt click my maple log to burn :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 LOL! That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Noob guy: Wow u luk gud!! Noob girl: Ty (She was wearing Princess Outfit) Noob guy: Ken u kis mi so i becum prince? (He was wearing frog mask -.- ) Noob girl: [bleep] here *Kiss* Noob guy: *Removes mask* omg ty!! Noob girl: Wow ur hottie!! Noob guy: Lol ty ur not dat bad to! Noob girl: Got yahoo?! Me: Oh this is a game, not a dating site! Noob guy: U just jelus cus she kissd mi Noob girl: Ye nub!! :ohnoes: ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Hiscores for Dizzle229: Overall Not ranked ftw? Not Ranked Attack Not Ranked Defence Not Ranked Strength Not Ranked Hitpoints Not Ranked Ranged Not Ranked Prayer Not Ranked Magic Not Ranked Cooking Not Ranked Woodcutting Not Ranked Fletching Not Ranked Fishing Not Ranked Not Ranked Firemaking Crafting 49 Smithing 48 Not Ranked Mining Not Ranked Herblore Not Ranked Agility Not Ranked Thieving Not Ranked Slayer Not Ranked Farming Not Ranked Runecraft Not Ranked Hunter Not Ranked Construction Think you got the right to call someone a noob, bub? Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 yes i do, noob part of the reason is i have a life EDIT: i used to be ranked in thieving but i didnt train it for a while and lost it :( P.S.S. STICKY THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Smither Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Noob guy: Wow u luk gud!! Noob girl: Ty (She was wearing Princess Outfit) Noob guy: Ken u kis mi so i becum prince? (He was wearing frog mask -.- ) Noob girl: [bleep] here *Kiss* Noob guy: *Removes mask* omg ty!! Noob girl: Wow ur hottie!! Noob guy: Lol ty ur not dat bad to! Noob girl: Got yahoo?! Me: Oh this is a game, not a dating site! Noob guy: U just jelus cus she kissd mi Noob girl: Ye nub!! :ohnoes: It's cute when 3 year olds try to date. Click for My Blog670th to 99 Smithing July 21st, 07 |743rd to 99 Mining November 29th, 07 | 649th to 99 Runecrafting May 18th, 08 | 29,050th to 99 Defence October 20th, 08 | 20,700th to 99 Magic November 8, 08 | 47,938th to 99 Attack December 19, 08 | 37,829th to 99 Hitpoints December 24, 08 | 68,604th to 99 Strength February 4, 09 | 27,983rd to 99 Range February 9, 09 | 9,725th to 99 Prayer June 8, 09 | 6,620th to 99 Slayer December, 12 09 | 4,075th to 99 Summoning December, 28 09 | 3,551th to 99 Herblore February 24, 10 | 3,192th to 99 Dungeoneering November 11, 10 | 146,600th to 99 Cooking December 29th, 10 | 11,333rd to 99 Construction June 7th, 11 | 16,648th to 99 Farming August 1st, 11 | 19,993th to 99 Crafting August 2nd, 11 | 89,739th to 99 Woodcutting Janurary 1st, 12 | 55,424th to 99 Fishing May 9th, 12| 60,648th to 99 Firemaking May 12th, 12 | 16666th to 99 Agility May 17th, 2012 | 24476th to 99 Hunter June 1st, 2012 | 57,881st to 99 Fletching June 1st, 2012 | All 99s June 1st, 2012 | 3183th to 120 Dungeoneering July 24th, 2012 | 2341st to 2496 Total level July 24th, 2012 | Completionist Cape July 24th, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Noob guy: Wow u luk gud!! Noob girl: Ty (She was wearing Princess Outfit) Noob guy: Ken u kis mi so i becum prince? (He was wearing frog mask -.- ) Noob girl: [bleep] here *Kiss* Noob guy: *Removes mask* omg ty!! Noob girl: Wow ur hottie!! Noob guy: Lol ty ur not dat bad to! Noob girl: Got yahoo?! Me: Oh this is a game, not a dating site! Noob guy: U just jelus cus she did mi Noob girl: Ye nub!! :ohnoes: It's cute when 3 year olds try to date. three year olds say that? lol Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 yes i do, noob part of the reason is i have a life Whats the other part, besides the fact your posts have no shred of sense. Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decebal Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 No flaming here plz, or you will get nominated as the "noobs say the funniest things!" funniest talk. So in other words, don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drokles Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Noob guy: Wow u luk gud!! Noob girl: Ty (She was wearing Princess Outfit) Noob guy: Ken u kis mi so i becum prince? (He was wearing frog mask -.- ) Noob girl: [bleep] here *Kiss* Noob guy: *Removes mask* omg ty!! Noob girl: Wow ur hottie!! Noob guy: Lol ty ur not dat bad to! Noob girl: Got yahoo?! Me: Oh this is a game, not a dating site! Noob guy: U just jelus cus she did mi Noob girl: Ye nub!! :ohnoes: It's cute when 3 year olds try to date. three year olds say that? lol Dude, the original post said kissd not did.... -.- I'll get there!... eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg_kk90 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 i didn't witness this myself but someone posted it on the rs forums. This isn't the exact conversation but it went sort of like this: Newb 1: (killing a spider) Newb 2: (runs up) DUDE STOP THAT!! Newb 1: stop what? newb 2 : DUDE STOP IT! THATS BUG ABUSE!!! newb 1 : im so sorry i didnt even know newb 2: im gona report you know! killing a spider is bug abuse!! When I read it on the forums I was ROFL hardcore :lol: :D omg omg omg!!! roflness!!! hahahahahaha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kloffy Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Noob guy: Wow u luk gud!! Noob girl: Ty (She was wearing Princess Outfit) Noob guy: Ken u kis mi so i becum prince? (He was wearing frog mask -.- ) Noob girl: [bleep] here *Kiss* Noob guy: *Removes mask* omg ty!! Noob girl: Wow ur hottie!! Noob guy: Lol ty ur not dat bad to! Noob girl: Got yahoo?! Me: Oh this is a game, not a dating site! Noob guy: U just jelus cus she kissd mi Noob girl: Ye nub!! :ohnoes: Rofl that was prob multi logging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Noob guy: Wow u luk gud!! Noob girl: Ty (She was wearing Princess Outfit) Noob guy: Ken u kis mi so i becum prince? (He was wearing frog mask -.- ) Noob girl: [bleep] here *Kiss* Noob guy: *Removes mask* omg ty!! Noob girl: Wow ur hottie!! Noob guy: Lol ty ur not dat bad to! Noob girl: Got yahoo?! Me: Oh this is a game, not a dating site! Noob guy: U just jelus cus she kissd mi Noob girl: Ye nub!! :ohnoes: Rofl that was prob multi logging Don't think so, they were giving yahoo to eachother.. :shock: ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etpelletier Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Noob:sell rune gp..on lalala.com lalala Me:stop Noob:sell rune gp..on lalala.com lalala Me:Stop! Noob:sell rune gp..on lalala.com lalala Me:STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noob:sell rune gp..on lalala.com lalala Me:on ignore dang Noob: Noob: :shock: i cant talk anymore!?!? Etp is the 38054th to 99 Magic!!!Etp is the 42243th to 99 Cooking!!!Maximum Armadyl God Wars Dungeon KillCount!!! #1 #2Ty Veyron for Siggy help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttsurugi Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Noob:sell rune gp..on lalala.com lalala Me:stop Noob:sell rune gp..on lalala.com lalala Me:Stop! Noob:sell rune gp..on lalala.com lalala Me:STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noob:sell rune gp..on lalala.com lalala Me:on ignore dang Noob: Noob: :shock: i cant talk anymore!?!? rune gp??? that's funny. Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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