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This level 72 at Ankous died and came back and I said you only dropped 750k in stuff. So he calls me a noob. Not to mention I am lvl 111 combat. I just found this hilarious that he says I have no life. Man 10 year olds these days are so disrespectful :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

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Someone PM'ed me in reply to my "Buying Guthix Robes" thread.

 

 

 

Him: You buying Guthix Vestments?

 

Me: Yeah, how much?

 

Him: 420k

 

Me: 410k?

 

Him: 420k, take it or nothing

 

Me: Nvm then (I don't like stubborn players who refuse to lower their price, even by 10k. I would've payed 420k if said yes)

 

Him: It's only 10k, you're a noob.

 

Me: I don't feel like paying 420 for it

 

Him: Well if you were desperate you would've payed

 

Me: Guess I'm not desperate then? :)

 

Him: 420k is only 10k difference from 410k, it's not a lot

 

Me: Then why don't you sell at 410k?

 

Him: I'm trying to make a frofit (profit I assume)

 

Him: You're still a noob for not paying properly

 

 

 

Lol'ed at last line before he logged out.

 

 

 

Now that is funny =D> Funny how noobs wont lower prices by that lol!

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Someone walked up to me and asked to "test" my obby cape, all i had to do was give it to him for a minute then he would give me 100k!! It went like this afterwards:

 

Me:test for what?

 

Noob:just give it to me so i can test it

 

Me:What are you going to test it for?

 

noob:*logs*

 

lol

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Here goes yet another storey. Why can't we have noob removal updates?

 

 

 

Noob: buying 3k cooked lobs

 

me: ok 215 ea

 

noob:puts up 115K d long and rune c bow

 

Me:cash only

 

Noob:thats a good deal

 

me:cash only

 

 

 

he removes items expecting me to accept 115k for 3k c lobs! :-k

 

 

 

me:I will just go and put in ge I can get more money

 

noob:nub

 

 

 

How am I a nub for not accpeting 115k for 3k cooked lobsters? :?:

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i didnt have a conversation with the guy (i just walked past him)

 

 

 

he was fighting an ardy knight with a rune baxe and full rune cept for plate...and hes lvl 78...anyway jut heard one line from him: make me N00b Knoight!! was pretty funny watching him call an npc a noob...

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this has happened to me counless times

 

 

 

its goes on like this:

 

noob: i am zezima!!

 

me: whats level is zezima?

 

noob: lvl 1,000 duh!!

 

me: combat lvl 1,000??

 

noob: you noob. duh combat lvl 1,000

 

me: how nice :roll:

 

 

 

That is a good one XD Funny how the noobs dont know lvls. But then they think they are the smart ones and were idiots... maybe they have there own forums and everything.

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Ok this is short but i find it funny how stupid noobs are Xd

 

 

 

Me *cutting yews*

 

Noob - 3lol

 

noob - Newbs

 

Me - What

 

noob - You newb cupting (cutting) your stupid logs, earn money like a real man!

 

Me - Right...

 

noob *logs*

 

 

 

WTH?!?

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This happened in Falador, f2p world.

 

 

 

Noob: Can i have money for a x mas present?

 

Noob: you're my living dream

 

Me: Then get some sleeping pills

 

Me: go back to sleep.

 

Noob: Ha, i could easily own you (he's lvl 67 and i'm 76)

 

Me: Then prove it

 

Noob: Sorry, i'm not a member (i was wearing obby shield)

 

Me: We could PK here

 

Noob: How? no wildy

 

Me: Bounty hunter

 

Noob: you're too high, it wouldn't let me

 

Me: :roll: Noob

 

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This level 72 at Ankous died and came back and I said you only dropped 750k in stuff. So he calls me a noob. Not to mention I am lvl 111 combat. I just found this hilarious that he says I have no life. Man 10 year olds these days are so disrespectful :roll:

 

 

 

Just soyou know, you're not much higher in my opinion on the maturity scale by assuming that he must be 10 years old because hes an idiot, and the fact that you bother trying to argue with an idiot to convince him to agree wth you. Not gonna happen. I get pretty annoyed when people decide it would be fun to have a nice arguement with morons to see how they would react and screenie them for everyone to laugh at. Its ok to post how a noob misunderstood the game (like in the first post of this thread) but man... to try to convince a total idiot to agree that he's the noob and you're not, even if you are the correct one in the situation, its worthless.

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LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard!

 

 

 

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I found it funny... :uhh:

 

Must have been jamie Lynn Spears :XD:

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(In PM)

 

Noob: Congratz! You have won an rs lottery.

 

Me: (Reports, then plays with him) Omfg

 

Me: What did I win?

 

Noob: YOu win phat set and upgraed to members for a year! (I was in a members world...)

 

Me: zomg, where do i pick up?

 

Noob: Give me your pass and we will trade the stuff to you from an admin.

 

Me: okay, its Samysammiches (Not really.)

 

Noob: Thank you, please log off now. (logs out)

 

Me: (turns off private chat)

 

Noob: (logs in) you gave me the wrong password, ***** :shame:

 

Noob: (logs out)

 

 

 

Common, but still nooby.

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I had this conversation the other day. I was walking around in Varrock.

 

 

 

Noob: So he was like **** u! lol (I guess he was talking about rl stuff)

 

Noob's Friend: Lol **** you and your ***!

 

Noob: What the **** is wrong with you lol

 

Noob's Friend: G2g

 

(Noob's friend logs)

 

Me: You know cursing in every sentence doesn't make you cool.

 

Noob: Yes it does you ****ing idiot!

 

Me: You know you have to be 13 to sign up. I'm guessing your not at that maturity level.

 

Noob: I'm 27 you ****ing ***hole!

 

Me: You do know I can report you to Jagex for offensive language.

 

Noob: But I didn't speak offensive language all I know is english!

 

Me: Offensive language means cursing.

 

Noob: **** you!

 

Me: Reported for offensive language.

 

Noob: Please take the report back my mom says if I get in trouble with Jajex(yet another noob that can't spell Jagex :roll: ) she'll take away my membership!

 

Me: I thought you said you were 27.

 

Noob: I lied I'm 9 just please don't report me!

 

Me: Too late.

 

Noob: You ****ing ****er! Reported for impersonating Jajex staff!

 

Me: I didn't say I was.

 

Noob: Only Jajex ppl can report!

 

Me: Reported for misuse of customer support.

 

(noob logs)

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...Oh dear. I may just be hallucinating from accidentally crushing my fingers, but I swear I just felt the global intelligence level drop. Seriously, it felt like there was some kind of vacuum in my brain, followed by a falling sensation, severe dizziness and a kind of whistling sound.

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Someone PM'ed me in reply to my "Buying Guthix Robes" thread.

 

 

 

Him: You buying Guthix Vestments?

 

Me: Yeah, how much?

 

Him: 420k

 

Me: 410k?

 

Him: 420k, take it or nothing

 

Me: Nvm then (I don't like stubborn players who refuse to lower their price, even by 10k. I would've payed 420k if said yes)

 

Him: It's only 10k, you're a noob.

 

Me: I don't feel like paying 420 for it

 

Him: Well if you were desperate you would've payed

 

Me: Guess I'm not desperate then? :)

 

Him: 420k is only 10k difference from 410k, it's not a lot

 

Me: Then why don't you sell at 410k?

 

Him: I'm trying to make a frofit (profit I assume)

 

Him: You're still a noob for not paying properly

 

 

 

Lol'ed at last line before he logged out.

 

 

 

You think you had it bad? I was trying to buy 100 salmons or something from this one guy. I offered 500gp below his selling price... decline. 100gp below his selling price... decline. 50gp below his selling price... decline. 35gp below his selling price... decline. 10gp below... decline again! 9gp below... 8... 7... I raised it to 1gp below his asking price, and I got declined. Again. The other person got so frustrated that I wouldn't offer any more than that, so they logged out and switched worlds. That person could've saved a lot of time by just accepting my first offer.

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(this entire conversation happend in private chat)

 

 

 

random person - all the ppl here are in ur clan

 

me - i have a clan?

 

guy - yea ur the leader

 

me - when did this happen?

 

guy - when i decided ud make a gd leader...

 

me - and u based this on what?

 

guy - you have more money than me

 

 

 

i burst out laughing and added him to ignore

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You think you had it bad? I was trying to buy 100 salmons or something from this one guy. I offered 500gp below his selling price... decline. 100gp below his selling price... decline. 50gp below his selling price... decline. 35gp below his selling price... decline. 10gp below... decline again! 9gp below... 8... 7... I raised it to 1gp below his asking price, and I got declined. Again. The other person got so frustrated that I wouldn't offer any more than that, so they logged out and switched worlds. That person could've saved a lot of time by just accepting my first offer.

 

 

 

Or you could have just given him the gp, 500 is not that much so you were also acting like a noob

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I was training and hill giants and saw this conversation:

 

Player 1:can i borrow your g maul?

 

player 2: no you'll just scam me

 

plyaer 1: no i won't i just want to see how high i can hit

 

player 1:pls i have no black marks

 

player 1: my main is a monitor

 

Player 1: mederator

 

 

 

:lol:

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