casthewiz Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 This level 72 at Ankous died and came back and I said you only dropped 750k in stuff. So he calls me a noob. Not to mention I am lvl 111 combat. I just found this hilarious that he says I have no life. Man 10 year olds these days are so disrespectful :roll: He hunts... fish... :-s No witty signatures for me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLatio Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 DIdn't get the last part of the convo in but it is in now XBL: Wat is Aim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_Ewan_1 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Don't really get all the pics! Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorbender Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Someone PM'ed me in reply to my "Buying Guthix Robes" thread. Him: You buying Guthix Vestments? Me: Yeah, how much? Him: 420k Me: 410k? Him: 420k, take it or nothing Me: Nvm then (I don't like stubborn players who refuse to lower their price, even by 10k. I would've payed 420k if said yes) Him: It's only 10k, you're a noob. Me: I don't feel like paying 420 for it Him: Well if you were desperate you would've payed Me: Guess I'm not desperate then? :) Him: 420k is only 10k difference from 410k, it's not a lot Me: Then why don't you sell at 410k? Him: I'm trying to make a frofit (profit I assume) Him: You're still a noob for not paying properly Lol'ed at last line before he logged out. Now that is funny =D> Funny how noobs wont lower prices by that lol! more bank space for non-members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olbritishchap Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Someone walked up to me and asked to "test" my obby cape, all i had to do was give it to him for a minute then he would give me 100k!! It went like this afterwards: Me:test for what? Noob:just give it to me so i can test it Me:What are you going to test it for? noob:*logs* lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nollykitt3n Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 a guy was selling a rune plate in fally bank then somone else came and started a argument. he then teled away so he didnt have to show the other guy any money they were both under 40 combat so i doubt they had even 1m between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_Ewan_1 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Here goes yet another storey. Why can't we have noob removal updates? Noob: buying 3k cooked lobs me: ok 215 ea noob:puts up 115K d long and rune c bow Me:cash only Noob:thats a good deal me:cash only he removes items expecting me to accept 115k for 3k c lobs! :-k me:I will just go and put in ge I can get more money noob:nub How am I a nub for not accpeting 115k for 3k cooked lobsters? :?: Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 i didnt have a conversation with the guy (i just walked past him) he was fighting an ardy knight with a rune baxe and full rune cept for plate...and hes lvl 78...anyway jut heard one line from him: make me N00b Knoight!! was pretty funny watching him call an npc a noob... Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorbender Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 this has happened to me counless times its goes on like this: noob: i am zezima!! me: whats level is zezima? noob: lvl 1,000 duh!! me: combat lvl 1,000?? noob: you noob. duh combat lvl 1,000 me: how nice :roll: That is a good one XD Funny how the noobs dont know lvls. But then they think they are the smart ones and were idiots... maybe they have there own forums and everything. more bank space for non-members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plugpoint Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard! Hahahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD: Plugpoint92 : Edit: If you cba to click the link, it's the bottom pic in my sig :Dwierd sense of humor tbh I found it funny... :uhh: Maxed 15/06/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorbender Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Ok this is short but i find it funny how stupid noobs are Xd Me *cutting yews* Noob - 3lol noob - Newbs Me - What noob - You newb cupting (cutting) your stupid logs, earn money like a real man! Me - Right... noob *logs* WTH?!? more bank space for non-members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melyssa1023 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 This happened in Falador, f2p world. Noob: Can i have money for a x mas present? Noob: you're my living dream Me: Then get some sleeping pills Me: go back to sleep. Noob: Ha, i could easily own you (he's lvl 67 and i'm 76) Me: Then prove it Noob: Sorry, i'm not a member (i was wearing obby shield) Me: We could PK here Noob: How? no wildy Me: Bounty hunter Noob: you're too high, it wouldn't let me Me: :roll: Noob :XD: *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 (images) This level 72 at Ankous died and came back and I said you only dropped 750k in stuff. So he calls me a noob. Not to mention I am lvl 111 combat. I just found this hilarious that he says I have no life. Man 10 year olds these days are so disrespectful :roll: Just soyou know, you're not much higher in my opinion on the maturity scale by assuming that he must be 10 years old because hes an idiot, and the fact that you bother trying to argue with an idiot to convince him to agree wth you. Not gonna happen. I get pretty annoyed when people decide it would be fun to have a nice arguement with morons to see how they would react and screenie them for everyone to laugh at. Its ok to post how a noob misunderstood the game (like in the first post of this thread) but man... to try to convince a total idiot to agree that he's the noob and you're not, even if you are the correct one in the situation, its worthless. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard! Hahahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD: Plugpoint92 : Edit: If you cba to click the link, it's the bottom pic in my sig :Dwierd sense of humor tbh I found it funny... :uhh: Must have been jamie Lynn Spears :XD: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHanyu888 Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 (In PM) Noob: Congratz! You have won an rs lottery. Me: (Reports, then plays with him) Omfg Me: What did I win? Noob: YOu win phat set and upgraed to members for a year! (I was in a members world...) Me: zomg, where do i pick up? Noob: Give me your pass and we will trade the stuff to you from an admin. Me: okay, its Samysammiches (Not really.) Noob: Thank you, please log off now. (logs out) Me: (turns off private chat) Noob: (logs in) you gave me the wrong password, ***** :shame: Noob: (logs out) Common, but still nooby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryto Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 I had this conversation the other day. I was walking around in Varrock. Noob: So he was like **** u! lol (I guess he was talking about rl stuff) Noob's Friend: Lol **** you and your ***! Noob: What the **** is wrong with you lol Noob's Friend: G2g (Noob's friend logs) Me: You know cursing in every sentence doesn't make you cool. Noob: Yes it does you ****ing idiot! Me: You know you have to be 13 to sign up. I'm guessing your not at that maturity level. Noob: I'm 27 you ****ing ***hole! Me: You do know I can report you to Jagex for offensive language. Noob: But I didn't speak offensive language all I know is english! Me: Offensive language means cursing. Noob: **** you! Me: Reported for offensive language. Noob: Please take the report back my mom says if I get in trouble with Jajex(yet another noob that can't spell Jagex :roll: ) she'll take away my membership! Me: I thought you said you were 27. Noob: I lied I'm 9 just please don't report me! Me: Too late. Noob: You ****ing ****er! Reported for impersonating Jajex staff! Me: I didn't say I was. Noob: Only Jajex ppl can report! Me: Reported for misuse of customer support. (noob logs) Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 ...Oh dear. I may just be hallucinating from accidentally crushing my fingers, but I swear I just felt the global intelligence level drop. Seriously, it felt like there was some kind of vacuum in my brain, followed by a falling sensation, severe dizziness and a kind of whistling sound. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishies Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Someone PM'ed me in reply to my "Buying Guthix Robes" thread. Him: You buying Guthix Vestments? Me: Yeah, how much? Him: 420k Me: 410k? Him: 420k, take it or nothing Me: Nvm then (I don't like stubborn players who refuse to lower their price, even by 10k. I would've payed 420k if said yes) Him: It's only 10k, you're a noob. Me: I don't feel like paying 420 for it Him: Well if you were desperate you would've payed Me: Guess I'm not desperate then? :) Him: 420k is only 10k difference from 410k, it's not a lot Me: Then why don't you sell at 410k? Him: I'm trying to make a frofit (profit I assume) Him: You're still a noob for not paying properly Lol'ed at last line before he logged out. You think you had it bad? I was trying to buy 100 salmons or something from this one guy. I offered 500gp below his selling price... decline. 100gp below his selling price... decline. 50gp below his selling price... decline. 35gp below his selling price... decline. 10gp below... decline again! 9gp below... 8... 7... I raised it to 1gp below his asking price, and I got declined. Again. The other person got so frustrated that I wouldn't offer any more than that, so they logged out and switched worlds. That person could've saved a lot of time by just accepting my first offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killaman_47 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 (this entire conversation happend in private chat) random person - all the ppl here are in ur clan me - i have a clan? guy - yea ur the leader me - when did this happen? guy - when i decided ud make a gd leader... me - and u based this on what? guy - you have more money than me i burst out laughing and added him to ignore It was so colourful, dudes, that it felt like my eyes were being massaged by marzipan fairies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hephaestos8 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 You think you had it bad? I was trying to buy 100 salmons or something from this one guy. I offered 500gp below his selling price... decline. 100gp below his selling price... decline. 50gp below his selling price... decline. 35gp below his selling price... decline. 10gp below... decline again! 9gp below... 8... 7... I raised it to 1gp below his asking price, and I got declined. Again. The other person got so frustrated that I wouldn't offer any more than that, so they logged out and switched worlds. That person could've saved a lot of time by just accepting my first offer. Or you could have just given him the gp, 500 is not that much so you were also acting like a noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthonymagus Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Only took the first two pages of this thread to make me lose all faith in humanity, i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now byez. :wall: (yes i know this isn't the best mage outfit anymore but it was when i made the sig)Proud owner of quest cape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olbritishchap Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 I was training and hill giants and saw this conversation: Player 1:can i borrow your g maul? player 2: no you'll just scam me plyaer 1: no i won't i just want to see how high i can hit player 1:pls i have no black marks player 1: my main is a monitor Player 1: mederator :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillefix Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 player 1: my main is a monitor :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olbritishchap Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 player 1: my main is a monitor :roll: He actually said that, it made me laugh pretty hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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