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I found this quite funny.

 

 

 

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[hide=If you didn't understand the narbspeak...]Ok, so, hi! I'm back from not playing and I had this crazy idea about MAKING DRAGON WEAPONS AND ARMOUR! Here's how it would be done: first, you would get a (rune) weapon or armour and green, blue, red or black dragonhide and some thread and a needle and sew it on the weapon.

 

 

 

Green: lvl-40 Crafting

 

Blue: lvl-55 Crafting

 

Red: lvl-75 Crafting

 

Black: lvl-99 Crafting

 

 

 

Cool beans[/hide]

 

 

 

Basic RSOF :XD:

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Heres a good one that happened last week.

 

 

 

Noob:Woot Z0mg, i got 13 thief, 10 agility and 10 craft!

 

Me: Cool, congratz

 

Noob:whats urs?

 

Me:my thief is 50, so's my agility, and my craft is 58....

 

Noob:Rubbish!

 

Me:Then what does that make you?

 

Noob:better than you.

 

Me:right... whatever.....

 

Noob:you fail

 

Me:No you do.

 

*5 mins go by* He pms me

 

Noob:U fail

 

Me:...

 

*another 5 mins*

 

 

 

Me: your entire life is just one big fail

 

Noob: :cry: im blocking you.

 

 

 

 

 

3 edits now lol, just correcting some typos and putting in some things that i didnt put in the 1st time. Obviously, some people need the convo quiet literally word for word (eg. i thought id be able to miss the bit about him asking me what mine was without gettin flamed - obviously not).

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Rofl read the first page of this thread: http://forum.[Please Use QuickFind Code].ws?15,16,111,58297767

 

 

 

QFC: 15-16-111-58297767

 

 

 

I can't tell if he's a noob or just kidding.

 

 

 

That was funny enough for me to take a screenie of it so people can still read when the thread is locked/hidden/eaten by the page 51 monster \'

 

 

 

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Rofl read the first page of this thread: http://forum.[Please Use QuickFind Code].ws?15,16,111,58297767

 

 

 

QFC: 15-16-111-58297767

 

 

 

I can't tell if he's a noob or just kidding.

 

 

 

That was funny enough for me to take a screenie of it so people can still read when the thread is locked/hidden/eaten by the page 51 monster \'

 

 

 

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Why are you sheeple laughing at this?

 

 

 

Trying to discredit it?

 

 

 

Thought so.

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Heres a good one that happened last week.

 

 

 

Noob:Woot Z0mg, i got 13 thief, 10 agility and 10 craft!

 

Me:My thief is 50, so's my agility, and my craft is 58....

 

Noob:Rubbish!

 

Me:Then what does that make you?

 

Noob:better than you.

 

Me:right... whatever.....

 

Noob:you fail

 

Me:No you do.

 

*5 mins go by* He pms me

 

Noob:U fail

 

Me:...

 

*another 5 mins*

 

Me: your entire life is just one big fail

 

Noob: :cry: im blocking you.

 

 

 

to be perfectly honest, you are the noob. why tell him your levels if he didnt ask for them? You could have just congratulated him or something. You dont need to brag about the higher levels you have. seriously you are kinda asking for a noobie conversation between yourself and that other player. :roll:

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Heres a good one that happened last week.

 

 

 

Noob:Woot Z0mg, i got 13 thief, 10 agility and 10 craft!

 

Me:My thief is 50, so's my agility, and my craft is 58....

 

Noob:Rubbish!

 

Me:Then what does that make you?

 

Noob:better than you.

 

Me:right... whatever.....

 

Noob:you fail

 

Me:No you do.

 

*5 mins go by* He pms me

 

Noob:U fail

 

Me:...

 

*another 5 mins*

 

Me: your entire life is just one big fail

 

Noob: :cry: im blocking you.

 

 

 

to be perfectly honest, you are the noob. why tell him your levels if he didnt ask for them? You could have just congratulated him or something. You dont need to brag about the higher levels you have. seriously you are kinda asking for a noobie conversation between yourself and that other player. :roll:

 

 

 

Yeah I agree.. you kind of set him up too... yet it's not even that funny =P~

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Rofl read the first page of this thread: http://forum.[Please Use QuickFind Code].ws?15,16,111,58297767

 

 

 

QFC: 15-16-111-58297767

 

 

 

I can't tell if he's a noob or just kidding.

 

 

 

That was funny enough for me to take a screenie of it so people can still read when the thread is locked/hidden/eaten by the page 51 monster \'

 

 

 

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Haha! That's one of the funniest threads I've ever read on RSOF :lol:

 

 

 

Although, to me, one of the funniest posts by him was on page 4. I decided to screenie it in case no one saw it:

 

 

 

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Probably the best reply to an insult I've read! :D

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Haha! That's one of the funniest threads I've ever read on RSOF :lol:

 

 

 

Although, to me, one of the funniest posts by him was on page 4. I decided to screenie it in case no one saw it:

 

 

 

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Probably the best reply to an insult I've read! :D

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: That is an awesome reply. That thread was funny, I really doubt a n00b wrote it :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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LOL this is more proof that there are MANY idiots in the world. :lol:

 

 

 

Ok heres one example i got today. I really dont want to be offending this newb because he seems to have no idea on playing runescape. I was woodcutting at the entrance to the ice dungeons (blurite place) which was a good F2P wc-ing place, but very lonely so i dont pay attention much. I notice this person following me:

 

 

 

Newb: Teach me how to make fire

 

Me: Uh..

 

Me: You get a tinderbox and use on log

 

Newb: How do you get tinderbox

 

...

 

Me: You buy one..

 

Newb: Where?

 

Me:...

 

Me: At a general store

 

Newb: Wheres that?

 

Me: Theres one in lumby..

 

Me: Teleport there (i wanted him to go away :P)

 

Newb: Follow me to lumby and show me

 

(im surprised he knows how to tele but not make fire)

 

Me: uhh... i have to stay here to wc

 

Newb: k..

 

Me: go north to store

 

Newb: oh..

 

 

 

 

I was LOL-ing so hard while this was happening. Doesnt a person learn to FM during tutorial? Especially since the new one came out?

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I think that guy with the random conspiracy accusations was simply copying the attitude of a certain (hilarious) website author. He talks the same way as him and even references the dollar bill- type conspiracy, and mentions maddox, the author of the site.

 

 

 

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... 911_morons

 

 

 

The whole site is pretty funny imo, but that person is just a plagarist :wall:

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I have one :P the day the chat filter was updated i was walking

 

i think south of varrock when two lvl 70s came walkin by

 

noob1:lets try him

 

noob1:you suck!

 

me(bored);yep

 

noob2:you suck [wagon] noob!!

 

(thank you your reported abuse form has been accepted)

 

noob2:this is fun lets find some1 else XD

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Ok so I'm walking around with my water tally staff from the rc guild when a level 58 walks up to me.

 

 

 

58: Can i buy ur staff?

 

Me: It's untradable, sorry.

 

58: I will pay u money

 

Me: It's untradable, I can't sell it to you...

 

58: Just let me c the prices then plz

 

Me: Are you listening to me? You can't see the prices because they're aren't any. It's untradable.

 

58: U just dont want to share ur staff

 

58: Noob

 

 

 

As he walked away I heard him ask how he makes rune with rune essence.

 

Some people just don't get it. I tried to be nice too.

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Rofl read the first page of this thread: http://forum.[Please Use QuickFind Code].ws?15,16,111,58297767

 

 

 

QFC: 15-16-111-58297767

 

 

 

I can't tell if he's a noob or just kidding.

 

 

 

That was funny enough for me to take a screenie of it so people can still read when the thread is locked/hidden/eaten by the page 51 monster \'

 

 

 

[hide=Big image!]9icyth.png[/hide]

 

 

 

Haha! That's one of the funniest threads I've ever read on RSOF :lol:

 

 

 

Although, to me, one of the funniest posts by him was on page 4. I decided to screenie it in case no one saw it:

 

 

 

funnyqn0.png

 

 

 

Probably the best reply to an insult I've read! :D

 

 

 

LMFAO

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