Squire_Slayer Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Noob:Buying 1k for 150k :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate4u Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 funny conversations =P~ =P~ gwd drops:bandos:hiltx1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amlord1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 i was out in the wildy once exploring, when i met a level 8 rune miner/mage. we were in level 47-8 wild. anyway, (note, i was several levels lower at that time, but still about 30-40 levels higher than him) heres the diolog: me: hi noob: shut up or ill kill you me: ok....='( (thinking...lol, go ahead and try... :twisted: ...) noob: i said shut up! me: but i like to talk...=( noob: *shoots air strike* me: =( *1 hits him* (thinking, lol... idiot) he dropped some pretty cool stuff, but i forgot what it was... it was like 6 months ago. ~Amlord1~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diib Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm walking through Morytania (I'm lvl 100) lvl 70-something : Hi whers te ol cron ? (sic) (I don't answer immediately, taking a few seconds to remember where she is) lvl 70-something : hey noob im talkin to u lvl 70-something : noob! lvl 70-something : noob lvl 70-something : noob! lvl 70-something : noob me : go north. lvl 70-something : noob I should have ignored the fool and let him search for the crone himself... "Noob" is an insult. "Noob" is overused. Be polite. Try to say "noob" less than once a day.Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amlord1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 lol, just happened. it isnt showing up, i thin you gotta click on it what it says: plees kif mie stuff im and nood... lol... thats obvious. ~Amlord1~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harleytdawg Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I was at the fishing guild: Noob#1: Adults dopn't play runescape. Me: I'm an adult. Noob#1: Please be lying. Me: No I'm not. Noob#1: Adults don't play games. You should having babies. Me: Babies = no life. Noob#1: No, babies = life. Adults shouldn't have fun. Noob#2: You should go to a strip club. Me: reported. I by accident click some distance away. When my character comes back there's a commotion over me being an adult. :S Me: I say I'm an adult and it drives everyone crazy. Random observer: Lets change the subject. When I was a kid I wasn't that naive about adults! I knew they did more than just have babies (and strip clubs never came to mind). tbh you were more of a noob in that one Current combat:81f2p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I was at the fishing guild: Noob#1: Adults dopn't play runescape. Me: I'm an adult. Noob#1: Please be lying. Me: No I'm not. Noob#1: Adults don't play games. You should having babies. Me: Babies = no life. Noob#1: No, babies = life. Adults shouldn't have fun. Noob#2: You should go to a strip club. Me: reported. I by accident click some distance away. When my character comes back there's a commotion over me being an adult. :S Me: I say I'm an adult and it drives everyone crazy. Random observer: Lets change the subject. When I was a kid I wasn't that naive about adults! I knew they did more than just have babies (and strip clubs never came to mind). tbh you were more of a noob in that one Not really....anyways i was in world 2 a few hours buying me some dragon boots (bought for 950k) and i saw some guy trying to tell everyone to buy them for only 50k or 500k, forget whicu saying, "dint get scammed! buy d boots for 500k!" Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Me, Mining as usual: Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Slayer Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I was in the bank when I saw a noob buying air tiaras for 3k. Easiest 3k I ever made. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 read the chatbox.. 8-) 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squig Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 There were 2 noobs involved in this story, a level 101 and a level 65 pure. The 101 and 65 were calling a guy with cooking cape a noob because cooking is easy to get as a 99. Me: Stop making fun of him, cooking takes a lot of patience to get that high. 101: lol no it doesn't noob, its the easiest 99 skill. me: if it is so easy why dont you have it? 101: because im getting 99 fletching! me: fletching is just as easy as cooking. 65: no it isnt you idiot its the hardest to get to 99. 101: yea noob. me: then why do 20k people have it? 65: shut up you noob! go *beep* your dad!! me: my dad nearly died this year you *beeping* jerk. (i lost my temper) 65: haha to bad he didn't! you no lifing loser. (the whole conversation turned into an insultfest after that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casthewiz Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I was out by the green dragons by the graveyard, looking for some autoers to pk when a lvl 50 noob came up to me... Noob: Ha Ha u can't kill me nooblet Me:.... why not? Noob: We're in lvl 23 wildy duh u can only attack lvl 23's here neob Me: Rite... ( I practically fell of my chair laughing at this point) Noob: I can one hit u with my addy b axe... Me: Rite..... Noob: Shut the **** up neob i will prvove it!! Thats when a green dragon killed him. =D> Got rune helm and kite that day... No witty signatures for me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cammo Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Ok this happened to my brother, and i had a similiar incident. My brother sees a lvl 70+ guy walking around with full dragon and a dragon 2h. His name is something along the lines of "pimp123." Following him are 2 girls, less than lvl 30. Lvl 70: Like my ultra rare dragon 2h? Lvl 30s: Ooh yah its sooo cool! My Brother:What, trying to compensate for something? Lvl 30s: Huh? Lvl 70: Shut up! My brother just walked off laughing...This proves that a lvl 39 (my brother) can be less nooby than a long time player. AHAHAHAHhhh Thats hilarious! =D> cheers to your bro! As a level 93 i get a heaps of beggers Begger: Money/item Pl0x! Me: no get your own you.. so and so... Begger: SCAMMER!!! REPORTED NUB!!! Me: ehhh.... Dontcha just love it! 77 / 94 / 99 strHitlist::..Boy Gorila18, combat level 113. Ran off with my stuff when i died training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deyan2 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathwalker Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i got this one a few mins ago (all the conversation is in pm and for thos who are wondering why my private chat is on, i like seeing what noobs say :lol: ) noob, hello me, hi, who are you? noob, we have never met <--------------------ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì me, who are you lol? | noob, u ow me a favor |--------- lmao! :-k me, why? | noob, i gave you 1k coz u begged <------------| me, lol i have never begged noob, i was lvl 39 and you was lvl 12 me, lol noob,u have to do me a favor me, no lol noob, listen to me noob,im lvl 93 me, fine then im looking you up *notices none of his scores are ranked* me, none of your skills are ranked lol so ur not lvl 93 noob, i am, my skills are all lvl 32, me, lmao noob, because i use a cheat me *thankyou*, now ill just reach for report abuse button noob, do it, my cheat protects me from being banned me, lmao noob, now ill just carry on with my plan to take over the whole of varrock me, ok then good luck =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer_Jesse Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i got this one a few mins ago (all the conversation is in pm and for thos who are wondering why my private chat is on, i like seeing what noobs say :lol: ) noob, hello me, hi, who are you? noob, we have never met <--------------------ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì me, who are you lol? | noob, u ow me a favor |--------- lmao! :-k me, why? | noob, i gave you 1k coz u begged <------------| me, lol i have never begged noob, i was lvl 39 and you was lvl 12 me, lol noob,u have to do me a favor me, no lol noob, listen to me noob,im lvl 93 me, fine then im looking you up *notices none of his scores are ranked* me, none of your skills are ranked lol so ur not lvl 93 noob, i am, my skills are all lvl 32, me, lmao noob, because i use a cheat me *thankyou*, now ill just reach for report abuse button noob, do it, my cheat protects me from being banned me, lmao noob, now ill just carry on with my plan to take over the whole of varrock me, ok then good luck =) rofl, one stupid noob :XD: [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i got this one a few mins ago (all the conversation is in pm and for thos who are wondering why my private chat is on, i like seeing what noobs say :lol: ) noob, hello me, hi, who are you? noob, we have never met <--------------------ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì me, who are you lol? | noob, u ow me a favor |--------- lmao! :-k me, why? | noob, i gave you 1k coz u begged <------------| me, lol i have never begged noob, i was lvl 39 and you was lvl 12 me, lol noob,u have to do me a favor me, no lol noob, listen to me noob,im lvl 93 me, fine then im looking you up *notices none of his scores are ranked* me, none of your skills are ranked lol so ur not lvl 93 noob, i am, my skills are all lvl 32, me, lmao noob, because i use a cheat me *thankyou*, now ill just reach for report abuse button noob, do it, my cheat protects me from being banned me, lmao noob, now ill just carry on with my plan to take over the whole of varrock me, ok then good luck =) rofl, one stupid noob :XD: I'd laugh if King Roald was murdered by a noob, then Varrock was ruled by beggars. It would be like that South Park episode where the city is invaded with homeless people :lol: "Spare some gp, please?" "Sorry, I don't have any money on me" "Ok god bless you sir" "Goddammit now I feel sorry! Here you go." Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-mithruler1- Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 ok there i was in varrock wearing full rune with rune scimmy,str ammy,cape,mime boots,gold gloves the all of a sounden a noob came up here is what she said noob:hey ill trade you my gray*(iron)* armor for your blue*(rune)* me:no noob reported for item scamming noob:what! what did i do... me:item scamming noob:no i didnt do no such thing me:... noob:can i please have??? me:sure =ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ so i traded them and acted that i was going to trade then i declined lol and then the noob said noob:*beep*you,you stupid mother *beep* me:???...reported again noob:*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* me:lol rofl =ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ :D :) :? :lol: :lol: ~Mithruler1~^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |CLICK! CLICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-mithruler1- Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i got this one a few mins ago (all the conversation is in pm and for thos who are wondering why my private chat is on, i like seeing what noobs say :lol: ) noob, hello me, hi, who are you? noob, we have never met <--------------------ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì me, who are you lol? | noob, u ow me a favor |--------- lmao! :-k me, why? | noob, i gave you 1k coz u begged <------------| me, lol i have never begged noob, i was lvl 39 and you was lvl 12 me, lol noob,u have to do me a favor me, no lol noob, listen to me noob,im lvl 93 me, fine then im looking you up *notices none of his scores are ranked* me, none of your skills are ranked lol so ur not lvl 93 noob, i am, my skills are all lvl 32, me, lmao noob, because i use a cheat me *thankyou*, now ill just reach for report abuse button noob, do it, my cheat protects me from being banned me, lmao noob, now ill just carry on with my plan to take over the whole of varrock me, ok then good luck =) rofl, one stupid noob :XD: I'd laugh if King Roald was murdered by a noob, then Varrock was ruled by beggars. It would be like that South Park episode where the city is invaded with homeless people :lol: "Spare some gp, please?" "Sorry, I don't have any money on me" "Ok god bless you sir" "Goddammit now I feel sorry! Here you go." lol omfg what a noob plus if you had all stats 32 you would be like lv 30 somthing and not lv 92 or 93 lol so funny xÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ lol wow ~Mithruler1~^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |CLICK! CLICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse_Renard Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 This was in lumby. noob: free stuff plz, I died Me:*Goes on a long lecture about how I died 10 times and lost everything, so why can't he. Noob:Free stuff plz Freind: Follow for 545840968mil noob follows *later my freind returns having claimed he dropped the money and the noob is just standing there* Later still *Pm* noob:I m gonna come break your neck *Or something stupid* Noob:Which state do you live in? ^ What happend after that noob: I have no time for noobs (Rofl!) noob: *Claims his bro coming to play on this account* me: reported for offensive launguage(He kept trying to swear), and account sharing. CLICK THE IMAGE TO GO TRY SHARK ATTACK DANGIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 ok there i was in varrock wearing full rune with rune scimmy,str ammy,cape,mime boots,gold gloves the all of a sounden a noob came up here is what she said noob:hey ill trade you my gray*(iron)* armor for your blue*(rune)* me:no noob reported for item scamming noob:what! what did i do... me:item scamming noob:no i didnt do no such thing me:... noob:can i please have??? me:sure =ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ so i traded them and acted that i was going to trade then i declined lol and then the noob said noob:*beep*you,you stupid mother *beep* me:???...reported again noob:*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* me:lol rofl =ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ :D :) :? :lol: :lol: Your the noob there. You can't report him for asking to trade armour even if its really not worth it, it's not item scamming :shame: Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 ok there i was in varrock wearing full rune with rune scimmy,str ammy,cape,mime boots,gold gloves the all of a sounden a noob came up here is what she said noob:hey ill trade you my gray*(iron)* armor for your blue*(rune)* me:no noob reported for item scamming noob:what! what did i do... me:item scamming noob:no i didnt do no such thing me:... noob:can i please have??? me:sure =ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ so i traded them and acted that i was going to trade then i declined lol and then the noob said noob:*beep*you,you stupid mother *beep* me:???...reported again noob:*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* me:lol rofl =ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ :D :) :? :lol: :lol: Your the noob there. You can't report him for asking to trade armour even if its really not worth it, it's not item scamming :shame: I hate how people do that. The guy is a level 5 probably thinking there's no difference. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ortsu Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Me and another guy cutting yews in silence, then all the sudden: Him: Noob Me: Me? Him: Yes Me:Ok Him: Drag chains are the worst armor in the game! Me: Really? And why is that? (im wearing d chain) Him: Because they dont have any stats! Me: Umm.... yes they do have good stats. Him:No they dont! Dont try to fool me noob! (he was lvl 92 btw :XD: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cursed_one Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Me and another guy cutting yews in silence, then all the sudden: Him: Noob Me: Me? Him: Yes Me:Ok Him: Drag chains are the worst armor in the game! Me: Really? And why is that? (im wearing d chain) Him: Because they dont have any stats! Me: Umm.... yes they do have good stats. Him:No they dont! Dont try to fool me noob! (he was lvl 92 btw :XD: ) lol. i didnt think people could be so stupid.... neway. mine. im pking in edge wildy, with my black scim and str ammy, some duded attacks me. hes wearing a mith scim and full iron i attack him back him:noob dont safe me:i didnt... him: yes u did, you ate before i could get a K0 in, safer me: thats not safeing him:yes it is me:no.. [by then he is 2 distracted talking to realise he was low hp] i cast a water bolt on him, killing him he then pms me... him: stupid mager noob! ill ******* kill you, you **** him: get restocked and rematch me ******* him: and no mage this time or ill report you me: ok.... thanks for the scim btw him: stfu **** me: just be quiet and come back here... i fight him again, he safes after every hit, and gets low on food fast from eating and not hitting me he runs out of food and runs to ditch i water bolt him, he dies he pms me again him: reported for item scamming nub that is what f2p pking has become....its sad I tried so hard, And got so far But in the end,It doesn't even matter I had to fall, To lose it all But in the end, It doesn't even matter in the end ~ linkin park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlin85 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 ok there i was in varrock wearing full rune with rune scimmy,str ammy,cape,mime boots,gold gloves the all of a sounden a noob came up here is what she said noob:hey ill trade you my gray*(iron)* armor for your blue*(rune)* me:no noob reported for item scamming noob:what! what did i do... me:item scamming noob:no i didnt do no such thing me:... noob:can i please have??? me:sure =ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ so i traded them and acted that i was going to trade then i declined lol and then the noob said noob:*beep*you,you stupid mother *beep* me:???...reported again noob:*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* me:lol rofl =ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾ :D :) :? :lol: :lol: no offence but ur the one acting like a noob here , didnt you ever came up with the fact that some low lvls arent actually noob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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