3rkid Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I saw some guy in the grand exchange claiming that "Ninjas killed my family and I need money for karate lessons" Priceless. I would have seriously laughed irl if I saw that. Besides... Kung-Fu kicks Karate's [wagon]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDACTED Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I saw some guy in the grand exchange claiming that "Ninjas killed my family and I need money for karate lessons" Priceless. I would have seriously laughed irl if I saw that. Besides... Kung-Fu kicks Karate's [wagon]. :P Erm... I saw some "RS couple" making kinky talk with each other, and then some other female character came by, and the two female characters started arguing over the male one. Then another male character came along and said "He's with me" I lol'ed at the [developmentally delayed]edness of the whole situation. Stephen Hawking is now a honorary member of the Runecrafting Guild. He was also given a free sex change from the Make-over Mage. off topic but woot im in 2 peoples siggys >.>Make that 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 look guys. ive been reading through the last page of posts and this thread is starting to lose its purpose. the purpose is to post funny stories of when someone was being a noob. share with them so that ppl can enjoy and laugh. now it just seems that ppl r making up stories which some dont even make sense #-o and ppl r constantly flaming each other :roll: why cant we all just get a long? OT: I was on my new account and i was training it on chicken farm in lumby. level 8 goes up to me and calls me a noob. I explain to her that this isnt my main and he said: Noob: my main owns urs. Me: urs might but does it really matter noob: my main is level 45 Me: i have to other accounts one is lvl 49 and the other is 59 noob: logs and comes with his main. we then agree to add each other (i didnt want to sound mean by saying no) his noob walks away. a few minutes later his main logs and walks away while on my friends list his other account was still on. me: r u multi logging? noob: basically :| :shame: i didnt report because im not one of those wannabemods but that was really wierd. it was kind of fstrange how he admit it too. I thought he was gonna make somekind of excuse... That's not WBM'ing. He admitted to breaking a rule.. i know its breaking a rule and i am well aware of wat wannabemods r. ppl who report for any tiny rule breaking thing. particularly tricking ppl into saying things which r against the rules but this guy was on my friends list. i mean i dont want be an bleep by reporting him. i really dont know why i didnt. i guess i kind of felt sorry for him. Really, you shouldn't feel bad about reporting people - it's what the report button is for. I don't hesitate to report people breaking a rule. Call me a "Wanna-be-mod", I don't care :lol: Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazo6114 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I saw some guy in the grand exchange claiming that "Ninjas killed my family and I need money for karate lessons" Priceless. I would have seriously laughed irl if I saw that. Besides... Kung-Fu kicks Karate's [wagon]. Well I know I did :D And you're probably right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcingisbad Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 look guys. ive been reading through the last page of posts and this thread is starting to lose its purpose. the purpose is to post funny stories of when someone was being a noob. share with them so that ppl can enjoy and laugh. now it just seems that ppl r making up stories which some dont even make sense #-o and ppl r constantly flaming each other :roll: why cant we all just get a long? OT: I was on my new account and i was training it on chicken farm in lumby. level 8 goes up to me and calls me a noob. I explain to her that this isnt my main and he said: Noob: my main owns urs. Me: urs might but does it really matter noob: my main is level 45 Me: i have to other accounts one is lvl 49 and the other is 59 noob: logs and comes with his main. we then agree to add each other (i didnt want to sound mean by saying no) his noob walks away. a few minutes later his main logs and walks away while on my friends list his other account was still on. me: r u multi logging? noob: basically :| :shame: i didnt report because im not one of those wannabemods but that was really wierd. it was kind of fstrange how he admit it too. I thought he was gonna make somekind of excuse... That's not WBM'ing. He admitted to breaking a rule.. i know its breaking a rule and i am well aware of wat wannabemods r. ppl who report for any tiny rule breaking thing. particularly tricking ppl into saying things which r against the rules but this guy was on my friends list. i mean i dont want be an bleep by reporting him. i really dont know why i didnt. i guess i kind of felt sorry for him. Really, you shouldn't feel bad about reporting people - it's what the report button is for. I don't hesitate to report people breaking a rule. Call me a "Wanna-be-mod", I don't care :lol: What's wrong about being a WBM... R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
999134 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 look guys. ive been reading through the last page of posts and this thread is starting to lose its purpose. the purpose is to post funny stories of when someone was being a noob. share with them so that ppl can enjoy and laugh. now it just seems that ppl r making up stories which some dont even make sense #-o and ppl r constantly flaming each other :roll: why cant we all just get a long? OT: I was on my new account and i was training it on chicken farm in lumby. level 8 goes up to me and calls me a noob. I explain to her that this isnt my main and he said: Noob: my main owns urs. Me: urs might but does it really matter noob: my main is level 45 Me: i have to other accounts one is lvl 49 and the other is 59 noob: logs and comes with his main. we then agree to add each other (i didnt want to sound mean by saying no) his noob walks away. a few minutes later his main logs and walks away while on my friends list his other account was still on. me: r u multi logging? noob: basically :| :shame: i didnt report because im not one of those wannabemods but that was really wierd. it was kind of fstrange how he admit it too. I thought he was gonna make somekind of excuse... That's not WBM'ing. He admitted to breaking a rule.. i know its breaking a rule and i am well aware of wat wannabemods r. ppl who report for any tiny rule breaking thing. particularly tricking ppl into saying things which r against the rules but this guy was on my friends list. i mean i dont want be an bleep by reporting him. i really dont know why i didnt. i guess i kind of felt sorry for him. Really, you shouldn't feel bad about reporting people - it's what the report button is for. I don't hesitate to report people breaking a rule. Call me a "Wanna-be-mod", I don't care :lol: What's wrong about being a WBM... *headshots* reporting people for offences is fine, but wbm reporting me for advertising the bbc -.- #-o #-o Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod![hide=old sig][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guthorm Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Me: Wondering around thinking about what to do Newb: comes out and follow me Me: Yes? Newb: You are a vin. Me: what? Newb: very important noob! Lololololol. run away Me: -.- [Guild Wars 2-In game screenshot, the MMORPG you are waiting for. Click for thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I went to Varrock square to fill a few vials, I saw this level 93 with fire cape running around calling everyone he saw a noob. I knew he was going to come to me eventually, so right when he started to run to me, I ran to him, called him a noob, and teled to my house :D Then I said out loud... Owned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glokstar2727 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 omg i was in forsakenmage chat for the first one i think i might've been getting pokemon pearl when the second one happened rofl. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armourdilo Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Ooh! Ooh! I have one! If you just want me to cut to the chase - only read the blue parts It was a nice day outside, so I decided that I'd play a bit of RuneScape on my second account - a pure in the making. Anyway, I was a little tired of training so I decided I'd go and play a little bit of Fist of Guthix - but before I went I'd need to get some equipment from the Grand Exchange and that's where it happened... A spammer was spamming as they normally do. Spammer: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Spammer: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Spammer: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Spammer: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Spammer: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (multiplied by 5) Until someone either snapped and got really annoyed at the spammer or was a WBM (not that it matters) Player: I've reported you *Player reports Spammer* The spammer, stunned for a few seconds needed to think quickly, otherwise everyone would turn against him/her. Spammer: Whoever reported me needs to get a life - and laid The spammer made a full recovery, or so it seemed... Me: Says the spammer Spammer: Noob Spammer: *profanity* The spammer had been humiliated and as many players could describe it - owned, angrily she cursed at me as I finished getting the last of my equipment and headed off to Fist of Guthix. It's what I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glokstar2727 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Eeeek double post.! People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AznSteve Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omali Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I killed Zezima in one hit once, but it was on Arcanists :thumbsup: I was having fun with the circus clothes glitch making my bottom half invisible when someone came up to me: H: Wow, attention noob. M: K. H: You're not the only one with ghostly robes. *Puts on ghostly robes, sees that's not what I'm wearing* H: Wtf, reported M: Why? H: You're wearing illegal ghostly robes. M: #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kata_Phfract__the_slayer Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal. (now some1 quote me and add me to ur sig) (lol) ( no seriously do it) rofl. stuff like (but more in to tradeing less in to scaming) that hapend after i get addy pl8, in 5 minits i went thro about 5 pl8s. p.s. might sig that. I'm a Brony and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linker009 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 i remember a few years ago, there was a 'RS couple' on the floor above ground in varrock palace, the girl was in a small bedroom pretending to be changing, and the guy was standing outside. He opened the door every now and again to peak a look, and they giggled with eachother, then another noob came along and opened the door, entered the room, and asked the girl to be his wife. :P made me crack up, the guy started getting angry and swore at the noob. ~! PM me if you need help with your clans website !~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 This was what some level 50 said while Woodcutting with me. He's a newb, and it was funny, so I believe this qualifies. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maulmachine Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Had an interesting experience with a level 131 noob at the dueling arena. Me: Fight? Him: Too weak. Me: Umm, fight anwyays. Him:No, noob. Me:w/e *5 mins later I challenge him and defeat him in 4 dds specs* Me: gf,rm? Him: No, you're too weak. Does this count?, oh and I fixed his grammar. Corporeal Drops:2xHoly elixersBandos Drops: Bcp(soloed) 5x hilts 8x tassets Armadyl Drops:Armadyl Hilt(trio)Zamorak Drops: 2xZamorakian spear 3x Steam battlestaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linker009 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Had an interesting experience with a level 131 noob at the dueling arena. Me: Fight? Him: Too weak. Me: Umm, fight anwyays. Him:No, noob. Me:w/e *5 mins later I challenge him and defeat him in 4 dds specs* Me: gf,rm? Him: No, you're too weak. Does this count?, oh and I fixed his grammar. heheh, seems like he's too week if you ask me :P ~! PM me if you need help with your clans website !~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glokstar2727 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Had an interesting experience with a level 131 noob at the dueling arena. Me: Fight? Him: Too weak. Me: Umm, fight anwyays. Him:No, noob. Me:w/e *5 mins later I challenge him and defeat him in 4 dds specs* Me: gf,rm? Him: No, you're too weak. Does this count?, oh and I fixed his grammar. Wow he got wtfbbqpwnt. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hitm4g3u Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Had an interesting experience with a level 131 noob at the dueling arena. Me: Fight? Him: Too weak. Me: Umm, fight anwyays. Him:No, noob. Me:w/e *5 mins later I challenge him and defeat him in 4 dds specs* Me: gf,rm? Him: No, you're too weak. Does this count?, oh and I fixed his grammar. heheh, seems like he's too week if you ask me :P I think that was the part which was supposed to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladycai Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Had an interesting experience with a level 131 noob at the dueling arena. Me: Fight? Him: Too weak. Me: Umm, fight anwyays. Him:No, noob. Me:w/e *5 mins later I challenge him and defeat him in 4 dds specs* Me: gf,rm? Him: No, you're too weak. Does this count?, oh and I fixed his grammar. heheh, seems like he's too week if you ask me :P I think that was the part which was supposed to be funny. 1 word for the 131: DENIAL 95/99 Summoning95/99 Slayer [hide=This is what you look like when you play RS too long][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WookieeMania12 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I was making fun of Michael Jackson when some guy popped in and said: player1: who the hell is michael jackson Aba: pop star that picked his nose in a catelog We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glokstar2727 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something) Noob: Can I have 10 gp? Me: Yeah if you leave me alone. N: Trade M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money. N: Okay. Then I never saw him again. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something) Noob: Can I have 10 gp? Me: Yeah if you leave me alone. N: Trade M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money. N: Okay. Then I never saw him again. i fail to see how this is funny. he just asked u for a simple 10gp and u gave it to him ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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