harpy18 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 My friend is such a noob. I offered to give him some lobsters and he said he already had some. I wondered how because he didn't have the money to buy any. He told me they were the paper kind that you can't eat. (noted) Noob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupportMage Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Here's a failed scam-turned-noob-conversation Mario:GReetings mr. supportmage! you've been selected to become a mod. do you accept? Me: *reports* That depends. Do you accept the banning you're about to receive? Mario: Accept and give me ur pass Me: Listen, scum. You're not getting my account. Now get lost! Mario: Im reporting u for bugging me. nub Me: Riiiiiiiight. Have fun with that... Oh yes. And for the record, Mario isn't Mario Sunny, the member here. It's another person, so don't get the wrong idea. Still alive, still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryptonbon Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 noobs are verry wierd lv 3 noob: give me ur wepon me:no noob:reported me:ok have fun with that noob:reported me:that nice noob:reported well he fallowed me for owers reporting me and after that hes like wana be friends so im like no and hes like reported so that goes to show noobs have no life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 some guy yelling at his house portal: Party for girls only! read it yourself soz if it's a bit small My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver24-7 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 hehehe noob: im a scammer dont report me or my main will eat your mother i rofled at that one :lol: lol irl :XD: thnx for this one, seriously so funny :XD: I'm Finally 99 mage ^^ (and cooking...) :PSilver24-7 - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Today, I saw the biggest ammount of noobiness to ever stack into the same room. I was minding my own business on World (IWontTell) and was gonna bank at rfd chest. The room is completely packed whith noobs ranging from level 3 to 126 asking *the best ranked runescape player* for fr33 stuff, saying hes a god or a macroer . . or even telling all the others to shut up. (Yeah.. Z***** happened to be there.. it was horrible :ohnoes: ) Here is the worst thing I saw tonight (actually 5 minutes ago, they must all still be there) : You would hope mods are selected better . . . edit : my bad forgot to edit out names :oops: Fixed on a sidenote, the Ooc DID bombed em all :thumbsup: Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongestnoobever Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 just now i was thieving on master farmers and this guy comes up and calls me "noob head". i then proceed to ask him how a 5 year old got on the internet. he then says,"no noob i'm 10". i then tell him you have to be 13 to play this game, and he says well me and my 15 year old brother share this account. i report him then threaten to put him on my ignore list and he says"you'll still see what i am saying even if you ignore it! hahha" :lol: some people are so stupid(mostly 10 year olds) i use a new account now "knex2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
battay Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 " jagex block your password, look "******" " free world scum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 " jagex block your password, look "******" " free world scum lol i had one of them he: jagex blocks your pass look highmoon he:****!!!! me: idiot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Acctually RuneScape blocks your pass if it is [cabbage] or [bleep] or something :lol: My friend doesn't know anything about politics: Spent 5 minutes explaining the meaning of the words! Asked him if he knew what Socialism and Communism means, he replied "yes" I wonder what he would reply if I asked him to explain it! :XD: In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hcriorix Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 some guy yelling at his house portal: Party for girls only! read it yourself soz if it's a bit small lol "you arent doing an article on how kids act on this website are you?" :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentsurf Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 I was mining iron (in one hit and hogging 3 of the 4 rocks... Yes, I know it's a bit mean) SOmeone:Stop or I'll report you Someone: Stop or I'll report you Me: ... SOmeone: You're item scamming Me:No I'm not. Someone else: Yeh, your steeling all the ores Someone: Ya you r Not too funny... but it's a bit strange how people think what item scamming is, or the bad lie that people tell to scare me off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Too bad for them, I'd say. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boffcheese3 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 I was killing blue drags in taverly dungeon when this 79 came with full dragon armour, so naturally I said: Me: Nice Dragon!= ) Him: Shut up, noob! Me: I was just saying that your drag is good... Him: Yeh, well shut up! Some other guy:Oi! Shut up you noob and accept the compliment! Its the only one youll get if you treat people like that! Him: Both you noobs, shut up or Ill report you for scamming! Both me and other guy: Scamming? How we scamming? Him: For multi logging. Its the same person on two files. Me: Thats just stupid. Him: I cant take noobs like you. Go away before I get my freind in Jagex to ban you! Me: Lol, your freind in Jagex. Ive heard it all before. Everyone has a freind in Jagex. Yada-yada-yada... Him: No, I OWN jagex Me:Reported Him: What for? Me: Impersonating Jagex. He runs. Me: No point running! He logs Me and other guy: Lol! what a noob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 noob: where i get cabbage armour? me:cabbage armour was a joke jagex put for Aprill 1st noob: nu uh they didn't say that! reported for lieng you ***** me:rofl, have fun with that Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warlordsagan Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 I suppose this will need some explanation. To get inside the door you didn't need a pick lock, just use your picklocking skills. "Be Excellent To Each Other" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzimatt Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 noob: is that a yo-yo me: yeah noob: can i buy it me: untradable noob: where can i get one friend(of mine): on karajama me: yeah lots of ppl sell them there friend: yeah alot noob: where? me: down in the volcanoe by the big monsters friend: yeah you can buy them cheap thats hweer i got mine noob: ok he left that was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzimatt Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 noob: is that a yo-yo me: yeah noob: can i buy it me: untradable noob: where can i get one friend(of mine): on karajama me: yeah lots of ppl sell them there friend: yeah alot noob: where? me: down in the volcanoe by the big monsters friend: yeah you can buy them cheap thats hweer i got mine noob: ok he left that was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 i think that was just mean. he was just asking a question and you go and lie to him :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 i think that was just mean. he was just asking a question and you go and lie to him :shame: i thought the same think as soon as i read it :x its just sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikerkid Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 noob: is that a yo-yo me: yeah noob: can i buy it me: untradable noob: where can i get one friend(of mine): on karajama me: yeah lots of ppl sell them there friend: yeah alot noob: where? me: down in the volcanoe by the big monsters friend: yeah you can buy them cheap thats hweer i got mine noob: ok he left that was pretty funny You should have said "I got it back in Christmas 2004...They don't give them out anymore". Then if they still bug you send them to the lessers. What you did is just plain mean O:) Quit RuneScape :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamtest Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 This happened the other day while I was mining coal. He was level 27 in full iron and was slowing me down. Noob: Is it true the makeover mage can turn me into a goblin? Me:Yes, you just have to go talk to him and he will turn you into one for 5k! Noob: Cool! ~noob leaves~ 10 minutes later Noob: He won't let me Me: You need goblin mail Noob: ok 5 minutes later Noob: I got the goblin mail ~takes him off friendlist and puts chat on friends~ I thought it was hilarious that he believed me:) Aspiring 99 Hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedudesam Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Noob: Can i buy your armour please? Me: Errm i dont think you have 70 defence yet mate. Noob: Well i nearly have Me: Really?? (Hes combat 49) Noob:Yea im 34 defence i can just drink a defence potion cant i? Me:Oh......umm gtg bye. Not that funny, but true #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schedl Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 While cutting oaks at the Varrock lumberyards for construction... Noob: What are teak planks made of? #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperialglory Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 imperialglory blog!! my videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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