Noobs say the funniest things!

[RayOxide]

I was cutting willows at Draynor, with my mate ______, And this guy, 3 levels higher than me, said things incorrectly, so me and my mate told him how to say things, And he called us noobs...

 

 

 

So long story short, He says Shut up! Come to my house I'll own you! I have 80hd! So me and my mate are laughing like hell. And we says dude, Its adhd. And I use writing effects to tell everyone, And everyone laughed. It turns out this noob was 12.... \

[Sxcybob123]

I thought this was quite funny and yes it happend to me :D

 

 

 

Noob: Can you make me some armour?

 

Me: I can only make steel.

 

Noob: Can you make me that then?

 

Me: If you have the bars for it.

 

Noob: What bars do you need?

 

Me: -.-

[unorclan]

kinda funny

 

 

 

noob: hi I am zezima

 

me: 'ello zezima

 

noob: i'll give you 50bil if you tell me your pass

 

me: wheres the money

 

noob: here

 

*trades* *shows me 50k*

 

me: ok my pass is reported

 

noob: ok. heres the money

 

me: ty for the free money

 

:

[RayOxide]

kinda funny

 

 

 

noob: hi I am zezima

 

me: 'ello zezima

 

noob: i'll give you 50bil if you tell me your pass

 

me: wheres the money

 

noob: here

 

*trades* *shows me 50k*

 

me: ok my pass is reported

 

noob: ok. heres the money

 

me: ty for the free money

 

:

 

 

 

LMAO! Thats An Awesome One! :thumbsup:

[unorclan]

this has happened to me counless times

 

 

 

its goes on like this:

 

noob: i am zezima!!

 

me: whats level is zezima?

 

noob: lvl 1,000 duh!!

 

me: combat lvl 1,000??

 

noob: you noob. duh combat lvl 1,000

 

me: how nice :roll:

[reaper88888]

just found this on a topic

Im gunna sue Runescape unless:

 

1) PKing is destroyed (keep it in the arena where u chose ur enemies and ur wagers)

 

2) Deraxownoobs and Elvan Mage3 are banned

 

3) I get my full Mithril armor (Mithril Helmet' date=' Mithril Platelegs, Mithril Platebody, and Mithril Kite Shield) and my Rune Longsword are returned to me from the people listed above

 

4) Finally I recieve my Team 49 cape back

 

 

 

Runescape whoever u r, either u follow by my demands or i will sue your whole company and get u all shut down for good (and any future sites any of the staff makes)

 

(i am of age to sue and im not joking, i will sue and have everyone that flames me killed i swear by my own grave:|)[/quote'] lol pretty funny heres the link http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=645 ... a69090ba3d

 

 

 

 

 

Uh-oh, maybe I should go sign up for WoW... :uhh:

 

 

 

LMAO! :lol: :lol:

[THE_illusion]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Runescape wouldn't be quite so interesting without them.

[Sem_Nome]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Runescape wouldn't be quite so interesting without them.

 

 

 

LMAO! i like esppecially the one that it says Buying Uncut Willows

 

 

 

=D>

[Gyroman26]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Runescape wouldn't be quite so interesting without them.

 

lol buying uncut willows one of the best ones here

 

put it in my sig :

[pama2901]

kinda funny

 

 

 

noob: hi I am zezima

 

me: 'ello zezima

 

noob: i'll give you 50bil if you tell me your pass

 

me: wheres the money

 

noob: here

 

*trades* *shows me 50k*

 

me: ok my pass is reported

 

noob: ok. heres the money

 

me: ty for the free money

 

:

 

this has happened to me counless times

 

 

 

its goes on like this:

 

noob: i am zezima!!

 

me: whats level is zezima?

 

noob: lvl 1,000 duh!!

 

me: combat lvl 1,000??

 

noob: you noob. duh combat lvl 1,000

 

me: how nice :roll:

 

 

 

Z0MG YOU MET ZEZIMA!!!!1111!!!11shiftone1111!!!!!!1111111111111111

[ethan634]

Well, maybe it is not that funny, but I'll type it. These guys are definitely mod wannabes... I wrote it with normal spelling as I can't be bothered to reproduce the spelling they wrote.

 

*Me cutting willows, others try to use bronze and iron axes to do the same but sorta fail*

 

Noob1: Hey, this guy is taking all the logs (aka me)! He must be an autoer.

 

Noob2: Ya, let's report him!

 

Noob1: Reported

 

Noob2: I report him too.

 

Noob2: Rofl!

 

Noob1: Lol, this autoer's gonna get his *** banned.

 

Noob2: Yea, lol.

 

Me: Hi guys! Wc levels?

 

Noob1: O ****

 

*Noob1 logs out.*

 

*Noob2 logs out.*

 

:XD:

 

LOL!!! haha good joke lol!

[hoffman]

i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting

 

 

 

Me:say

 

him:yes?

 

me:can i tell you a secret

 

him:yea, sure darling

 

me:i'm a man

 

 

 

then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd

 

 

 

EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed

 

 

 

 

 

OMG! :lol: :lol:

 

I can't Stop laughing

[unorclan]

i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting

 

 

 

Me:say

 

him:yes?

 

me:can i tell you a secret

 

him:yea, sure darling

 

me:i'm a man

 

 

 

then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd

 

 

 

EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed

 

 

 

 

 

OMG! :lol: :lol:

 

I can't Stop laughing

 

 

 

rofl, even if its kinda dirty, its hilarious. =D>

[lavaownz]

ok imagine this:

 

 

 

A level 4 is training mage is cw (level 4 mage) and he asks my mage level

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Mage level?

 

me: 80

 

Noob: Y dont u git inifity (I was wearing mystic)

 

Me: Cause it costs like 12m

 

Noob: So

 

Me: So, im poor

 

Noob: LOL I got 100

 

 

 

so I was just like crking up as hes wonerding why lol

[cagedmage]

 

 

 

:lol:

[Fekambard]

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

It's true...I'm addicted! :-w :-$

[Screech1992]

well there was this noob saying :

 

 

 

noob: free 100k!

 

me: (i trade him and he shows 100k on the trade and i accept)

 

noob: (changes the 100k into 10004gp)(10k looking like 100k)

 

noob: accept and i do too lol

 

me: i had the 10004gp in my inv

 

noob: hahahahaha! you just got scammed!

 

 

 

free 10k for me =D>

 

 

 

Lmao, that's gotta be the best thing i ever heard^^

 

scamowning urself, how low can u go>_>

 

Lol, I'd love to see the look on his face when his IQ reached 20 and he realised.. :lol:

[Fekambard]

well there was this noob saying :

 

 

 

noob: free 100k!

 

me: (i trade him and he shows 100k on the trade and i accept)

 

noob: (changes the 100k into 10004gp)(10k looking like 100k)

 

noob: accept and i do too lol

 

me: i had the 10004gp in my inv

 

noob: hahahahaha! you just got scammed!

 

 

 

free 10k for me =D>

 

 

 

Lmao, that's gotta be the best thing i ever heard^^

 

scamowning urself, how low can u go>_>

 

Lol, I'd love to see the look on his face when his IQ reached 20 and he realised.. :lol:

 

 

 

OW MY ACHING GUTS!!! :lol:

[unorclan]

well there was this noob saying :

 

 

 

noob: free 100k!

 

me: (i trade him and he shows 100k on the trade and i accept)

 

noob: (changes the 100k into 10004gp)(10k looking like 100k)

 

noob: accept and i do too lol

 

me: i had the 10004gp in my inv

 

noob: hahahahaha! you just got scammed!

 

 

 

free 10k for me =D>

 

 

 

Lmao, that's gotta be the best thing i ever heard^^

 

scamowning urself, how low can u go>_>

 

Lol, I'd love to see the look on his face when his IQ reached 20 and he realised.. :lol:

 

 

 

rofl, funny!! but uh...if you IQ is 35 or below you cant even respond to your own name... :XD:

[faisalhype]

well there was this noob saying :

 

 

 

noob: free 100k!

 

me: (i trade him and he shows 100k on the trade and i accept)

 

noob: (changes the 100k into 10004gp)(10k looking like 100k)

 

noob: accept and i do too lol

 

me: i had the 10004gp in my inv

 

noob: hahahahaha! you just got scammed!

 

 

 

free 10k for me =D>

 

 

 

Lmao, that's gotta be the best thing i ever heard^^

 

scamowning urself, how low can u go>_>

 

Lol, I'd love to see the look on his face when his IQ reached 20 and he realised.. :lol:

 

 

 

rofl, funny!! but uh...if you IQ is 35 or below you cant even respond to your own name... :XD:

 

 

 

IQ under 20..

 

id agree but im wondering, if that person is so dumb, hw did he log in? :-k

[Ziv]

 

 

 

:lol:

 

Haha hypocrite!!! He's paying Jagex to post that!

 

 

 

I wonder what Ludopathy is...

[ethan634]

 

 

 

:lol:

 

OMG did he become a member just to say that? because u have to be a member to use the forums lol... :lol:

[Veltia]

 

 

 

:lol:

 

Haha hypocrite!!! He's paying Jagex to post that!

 

 

 

I wonder what Ludopathy is...

 

 

 

Ludopathy is being addicted to playing, games and stuff.

 

 

 

Ludo means game

 

pathy means addicted

 

Ludopathy means gameaddicted

 

 

 

K?

 

 

 

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In case the picture is deleted it says "Lol This Is A Place"

 

He/she said it while teleporting to Lumbrigde!!! \

 

 

 

I should add him and ask "Have you found your place yet?"! :XD:

[syndrome445]

him: i upgrade your dagger to rune

 

me: its dragon...

 

him: then i upgrade it to barrows

 

me: there is no barrows dagger

 

him: n00b of course there is

 

me: no theres not

 

him: Just give me the dagger and i will enchant it

 

me:...

 

 

 

That is where i reported and added to my ignore list

[AceScope]

Well, maybe it is not that funny, but I'll type it. These guys are definitely mod wannabes... I wrote it with normal spelling as I can't be bothered to reproduce the spelling they wrote.

 

*Me cutting willows, others try to use bronze and iron axes to do the same but sorta fail*

 

Noob1: Hey, this guy is taking all the logs (aka me)! He must be an autoer.

 

Noob2: Ya, let's report him!

 

Noob1: Reported

 

Noob2: I report him too.

 

Noob2: Rofl!

 

Noob1: Lol, this autoer's gonna get his *** banned.

 

Noob2: Yea, lol.

 

Me: Hi guys! Wc levels?

 

Noob1: O ****

 

*Noob1 logs out.*

 

*Noob2 logs out.*

 

:XD:

 

LOL!!! haha good joke lol!

 

 

 

I saw almost the exact same thing happen the other day....It was so funny.Even after the person answered,they kept calling her an autoer though.... -.-

 

 

 

Anyway,

 

Happend on Karamaja

 

 

 

Noob-I'll make fire for 2k!!!!

 

(he repeats that numerous times)

 

Random Guy-SHut the ****** up! Nonone is gonna pay you

 

Me-No what, Nobody pay him the money, i'll be right back with logs.

 

Person Over PM-Your a True Hero

 

(When I get back theres a fire there on the dock)

 

Other Random Person-I can't believe I just payed 2k for a fire....