Abyssalwhip Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Some guy reported me for mining gold. Apparantely I was "hacking" RuneScape. The same guy came around and reported me for chopping down a tree. Again for "hacking". I'd swear he's been stalking me.... #-o Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myeman60 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 lol..this noob was following me, and i was wearing addy without a helm: noob: hey noob, look who came out of the cereal box me: huh? noob: yeah that's right..i'm talking to you noooooob me: oh, sorry, i wasn't paying attention noob: if you don't give me 100k, i'll keep following you me: ok.. i let him follow me through a winding maze, then "Accidentally" stop by a bunch of ankou's...oops? he dies, then blames me. i tell him that if he stopped following me and stopped acting like a noob, he would've lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomtom99 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 there was a guy who had 99 cooking and had his skill cape on and then a noob came and asked what his cooking lvl was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralvn Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 earlier today this lvl 73 (im 66 combat) was telling me off calling me a noob. that sort of thing, so i challenged him to a duel i said i'd stake 1M on myself if he staked his full rune. needless to say, i now have an extra set of rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomtom99 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 earlier today this lvl 73 (im 66 combat) was telling me off calling me a noob. that sort of thing, so i challenged him to a duel i said i'd stake 1M on myself if he staked his full rune. needless to say, i now have an extra set of rune lol i can imagine how he reacted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purendk Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Dang, this thread is just fantasticly amusing :) Haven't watched all the funny noob comments yet. But keep them coming. < Lvl 22 Combat >Check out my Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I saw a couple of level 60s having this conversation: Person #1: do u wnt 2 b my gf? Person #2: OK. Person #1: Oh, wow. I wasn't expecting that. Person #2: Huh? Person #1: Nrmly ppl call me a freak and tell me 2 **** off. Person #2: Awwwww. I'll b yor bf. just give me some prsnts. Person #2: like a rune scimitar and kite Person #1: y shld i do that? Person #2: bcoz i'm ur gf now. Person #1: Really? ok then. *Person #1 gives Person #2 a rune scim and kite* Person #2: thnks hun *Person 2 teleports away* Person #1: Oh ****. *Person #1 turns to me* Person #1: You never saw that. Me: I did. I recorded it as well. Person #1: OMG plz delete it! Me: OK. It was fun to watch. Also, I didn't really record it. Also, relationships in RuneScape are for losers. Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bac_Talan Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 When I was a noob, this girl asked me to be her bf, and after I said no, she kept saying "Who needs a gf? I intended to say "Not me" I said "Not men" :XD: That was kinda dumb...:roll: She took it pretty well...she didn't swear. I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.Pics or it didn't happen. I hate my generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killy_the_Kid Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (Some random girl walks up to me, about lvl 47) Her: I love you. Me: Wait, what? Her: I love you. (Nearby people lol) Me: Why do you love me and who are you? Her: Because you're so lovely and I'm someone who loves you. Me: That's true, and it's great that you love me, but you realize I can't love someone back who I've just met 6 seconds ago. Her: ....... Her: I still love you, my love. Me: I'm walking away now. (She follows) Her: I love Killy Da Kid! Me: Uuuugggghhhhh........ Her: I luv im i love im i love im i love him!!! Me: (Longer groan) Her: I love you, you know that? I love you! Me: Yes, I remember. Her: Say you love me, honey. Me: No. And I'm no one's honey. Her: Aawww, come on baby, say it. (She does the kiss emote) Me: No, and I'm not a baby. If I were, I'd be typing , ';dsaclrma5644dsja a7230djdk ald kamkam Her: What do I have to do to get you to say it? (I raise one eyebrow) Her: Whatever it takes!! (Here's what really happened, after she said ...to get you to say it?) Me: Leaving works good. Her: But we're inseperable! Me: No, you're inseperable. Her: Huh? Me: All right, I'm tired, and annoyed, so here you go. Her: XD Me: I love y-- (I log out) Hyt Chat FOREVERI have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye."Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."~ Freddie Mercury ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Go Killy! Wicked one! =D> I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killy_the_Kid Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Go Killy! Wicked one! =D>Thank you, thank you, true story, it happened near Baerak's shop in Varrock and I logged out about 20 steps from the Varrock west gate, south of Juliet's house. :D :) 8-) :lol: :P :roll: :wink: =P~ : Hyt Chat FOREVERI have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye."Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."~ Freddie Mercury ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzzuperman Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Noob: R u member? Me: No, im not member. Noob: But ur hat is member! Ure member! Me: Its a holiday item. Noob: What is holiday? Me: .. oh well... -.- | 19,385th to 99 smithing on the 11th of June 2011. || 144,261st to 99 magic on the 2nd of September 2011. || Thanks for sig to DementedHero || Blog | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Noob: R u member? Me: No, im not member. Noob: But ur hat is member! Ure member! Me: Its a holiday item. Noob: What is holiday? Me: .. oh well... -.- Ever thought, (That, if that English is exactly what he/she said) They could have just learnt english, or it's not their first language.. -.- I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Before you know it, you'll be reported for "hacking" (as in hitting the tree with an axe) a tree :lol: Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmclark911 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Noob kept following me saying "Selling 1 law rune! Selling 1 law rune!" over and over. God, and when I'm in my F2P world (I'm F2P), I get about a kazillion noobs coming up to me asking if I will sell my rune scimmy, longsword, addy pick, or axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennis_Ace Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 It's not really a "noob," but yesterday, someone asked me if I was an autoer. I ignored him and he said, "I'll take that as a yes" and reported me. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbyfighter Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 It's not really a "noob," but yesterday, someone asked me if I was an autoer. I ignored him and he said, "I'll take that as a yes" and reported me I hate it when people do this. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 It's not really a "noob," Wrong. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puremonky123 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 this noob came up to me and called me a noob btw im 80 more lvls than him noob:noob me: im the noob? noob: i could owne u me: ok lets go to the arena noob:no its a waist me:whas a waist? noob: i know ill win me: than u have nothing to lose noob: ok fine lets go and thats when he loged out, swiched world and ignord me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beest1942 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 there was a guy who had 99 cooking and had his skill cape on and then a noob came and asked what his cooking lvl was... I was ranging in Karils, and somebody asked me my ranged level. I replied with 68. : And the fruitcake said: Nice level. *10 min go by* "Hey! You cant have ranged 68 .. You're wearing Karil!" Yes I can, I used range pot.. :-w Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon? 99/99/80+ looking for monster hunting groupRS07: mb nb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boffcheese3 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Noob 1: Ahh. I just died! What do I do? Noob2: Control Z Noob1: Whats that? Noob 2: Undo. =D> :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I was ranging in Karils, and somebody asked me my ranged level. I replied with 68. : And the fruitcake said: Nice level. *10 min go by* "Hey! You cant have ranged 68 .. You're wearing Karil!" Yes I can, I used range pot.. :-w lol! talk about slow : Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBoy Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Some noobs say the funniest things and dude they take 1337 speak to the max. I was just walking in full sara through varrock a level 30 came up to me and started to beg so bad. He's saying 0mG can I plZ have UR Sera AMoar Pl0XX. this is so funny but sad. Why can't the people just make there own money and get their own saradomin armor Jeez. ~PeaceBoy~ スーパーかわいい~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuall Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I was mage training on the lesser in the wizards tower when a lvl 18 noob comes along.. Noob: Teleport me in there Me: What, Are you joking? Noob: No teleport me in there Me I wont do that for 2 reasons, 1 you'd die and 2 there is no such spell Noob:I wouldnt die!!! I'd kill that **** Me: there's no such spell, cant be done. Noob: yes there is I killed one in Varrock, now teleport me in there. Me: There is no lesser demon in varrock Noob: Hahaha N00b!!! yes there is and I killed it with silverlight!!! Me: that's completely different, that was for a quest Noob: so? Me: you couldn't kill one normally Noob: Omg Yes I cud, you're just scared I'm getting fed up, so I tell him how to get to the lessers in Karmaja. 2mins later a get a pm... Noob: I'm reporting you for item scamming Me: Why? Noob: you tricked me to going to karmaja and bnow I lost my stuff Noob: Give me money or i'll report you again. And ignore... give F2P a penny and they want a dime; give P2P a quarter, they want 100,000 dollars, your car, house, boat, social security number, credit card numbers, drivers license, clothes on your back and everything you ever owned or interacted with ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Before you know it, you'll be reported for "hacking" (as in hitting the tree with an axe) a tree :lol: Some guy reported me for mining gold. Apparantely I was "hacking" RuneScape. The same guy came around and reported me for chopping down a tree. Again for "hacking". I'd swear he's been stalking me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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