warren211

Divides by 0 to make the Andromeda galaxy implode.

Paris Hilton will fall in love with you.

12,594.

Granted. now, within the next few days, your body will pop, your body joints will lock, and you will drop dead. :thumbsup: I wish I knew what to wish for.

7/10 recognize your name pretty often.

What goes up when bombs come down? Government defense spending, oil prices, nation panic level, war supporter numbers, peace supporter numbers, US flag purchases... Pretty much everything except the president's approval ratings. *waits for applause*

I'm November 2, fill me in plz ;) hmm two other tipiters share my birthday. awesome.

well like a lot of young people, I'm addicted to sweet foods. I'm trying to go healthier but of course its not easy :(

HOW DARE THEY TOUCH MAH INTERNETS!!!!!!! 'nuff said. Internet ain't broken, why fix it? faster speed would be ok, but the transition had better not be a sudden one. the last thing we need is *channers spreading new memes at light speed.

Ah I remember this one kid named Ashly from 1st grade. Ashly was a boy. Very particular about the fact that there was no E in his name, though its still pronounced the same as the normal "Ashley" girl's name. I bet he's taking a lot of crap from everyone when people ask him his name... Anyway, Ashly was a very wierd kid in 1st grade. He had a bad nasal problem so once every day he would sneeze violently spewing snot and occasionally blood on his hands then had to go to the washroom to wash up. He would pick his nose in a rather violent manner very often. One day in 1st grade our teacher was helping him pronounce the word "sky". Ashly kept saying "ski". The teacher said "no, it has a y. it makes the y sound. 'sk-' and '-y'. what sound does that make?" and brilliant Ashly goes "ski?!?!?!" But perhaps my best memory of him was at show and tell one day. He brought a door knob. Need I say more? After 1st grade, Ashly left our school. I haven't heard from him in years, but just last week when summer school began (I'm going to be a freshman in high school in fall) I found he was in my Health class. I talked with him. He's changed a lot, but the first thing I said to him was "hey your the kid who brought the doorknob to show and tell!". We talked a while. He's now on his school's volleyball team and isn't obnoxious anymore. Thank god.

I guess I'm the only [wagon] newbie who actually uses the Wiimote Nunchuk combo. Hey, its still pretty fun. I mean, if you use the GCN controller you're basically reverting back to SSBM. and I don't know about you guys, but I prefer the fun of a newer controller setup on a newer game than sticking with the old one (though it seems to be more convenient for smashes). So yeah.. I'm the noob ROB mainer with Wiimote-Nunchuck combo who only ever beat his friends at brawl. FTW!

Last night I tried to go for a 7000 BR rank. working my way from my 6000 I had obtained 6800 within a little less than a half hour. I was getting closer and closer... but then this morning I tried to complete my 7000 goal. Starting at 6800 I won a small game getting me 20 something points. but then the game started faultering. I lost a lot of BR because I lost connection in the game. I tried returning to wifi but again halfway through the game I was disconnected and came to 6500 BR. getting really ticked off, I tried one more time, this time on worldwide rather than regional. guess what? Lost connection again. now I'm 6400 BR and really ticked off. I don't dare play again in fear of losing more. I hate the fact that when you get disconnected, you lose the maximum amount of points you could lose in the game :evil: in unrelated news, I found this pic about MKW that made me lol: [hide=MKW article fail][/hide]

Aha! that was the show I was trying to think of. I loved that show. Just watched the intro on youtube. my god that show was amazing... brings back so many memories... why'd they get rid of it? oh and does anyone remember that show with the superhero dogs? forgot what it was called. I loved that show until they replaced it with Krypto and some crazy cat show in early 2000s #-o

ah pogs. My teacher told me a story about a craze that used to be in our school over pogs over a decade ago. Then people started losing em, getting "ripped off" in trades and crying to their teachers, etc and eventually they were banned lol. Then the pokemon era began when I began school and the same thing happened. Then yugioh which was later banned as well. I'm surprised my teachers didn't learn just to ban anything tradeable instead of individually banning them every 5 years : I loved playing goldeneye with my friend. she was a girl, almost a teenager and I was a little boy not more than 7. Surprising to think she actually loved videogames, let alone loved playing with a kid several years younger than her who got excided when he blasted holes in a wall.

Hot blog sugar. thanks for adding me to the thank you list : Just a note that I've decided to quit runescape recently. I might drop by once in a while just to say hello though. But thanks for a great few months of fun in Lightning \

I lol'd. Hard. 50 grand off brawl? damn. and people tell video game addicts to get a job : Is there a term for players who say their best character is a certain noob character (i.e. Game and watch) just because its controversial? there should be. I see all the time on discussion boards people ask best character? "game and watch". Now I'm sure there are game and watch masters out there (I personally am a ROB mainer and I take a lot of crap for that) but there can't be so many people who think they're ownage with game and watch. I also love hustling my friends at SSBB. I pick ROB as my best character. People ask why, I say "he looks cool". They think I'm a noob. Then I WTFPWN them. They're lucky I'm not a gambler or I might be on my way to being a new Ken (well maybe not. I'm not THAT good at brawl, but i pwn my friends).

I agree with the guy a few posts above. The OP decided he's getting a Wii. end of story. and yet you all go on and on saying its a joke or its not a joke. Shadow, if you came here to tell others your favorite console owns other people's favorite console, GTFO. there are other places to decide which console is best.

I might be online soon if my bro stops playing his damn Mario Party on our Wii :x

I've played SSB in the past, and I own SSBM and SSBB. I can honestly say those games are probably the best games I've ever played. The people who seem to dislike it are the ones who aren't used to the mayhem involved. Flying projectiles, 4 character fighting, a large arsenal of attacks, and obstacles in the stages, it can be a lot for a newbie. But for die-hard fans of the franchise, they are just added fun. Brawl is incredibly chaotic with friends which makes it hours of laughs. and whats with all the dishing on R.O.B? he's my best character by far. I rip appart cheapo's like metaknight. R.O.B is pwn for midair attacks in short range. and I hate how the guy who reviewed the game is comparing it to combining tv show stars and rappers. Its like comparing apples to oranges. There are no other companies that can put together so many videogame stars into one game like Nintendo can. and as someone else said, the reviewer here probably loves to go around trolling high-rated games to make his site a bit more popular and controversial.

Born in 93 so I was pretty young when these shows were aired. But I still remember loving some of them: [hide=My fave classics] [/hide] There are a whole bunch more but I can't think of their titles. One was with a bunch of international cartoon teens tea ching about earth pollution. another was about superhero dogs.

Sell your body to older women. [/joke] well if you live in the US you can't get an actual job until your 16. and since the things your trying to buy are not NEEDS but rather WANTS, you don't need to set a time budget for yourself. You have all the time in the world. So have a yard sale, sell your junk, go mowing lawns or shoveling yards in winter, the usual young entreprenuer stuff. Slow but steady profit each week is better than wasting those weeks thinking of a get rich quick scheme.

Agreed with Zonorhc. It gets annoying for people to post their rl problems just to show off they have such problems or pretend they do. If this thread is serious, then I'm guessing the [bleep] is a prostitute or something. Solution: don't do it. But if you're trying to show off you have a girlfriend and do prostitutes, its not working. A lot of tipiters have girlfriends or are married. What other advice do you think you can get besides "don't do prostitutes?" You think we're an online dr. phil show?

if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the 5th one enjoys it? There was a little boy who went to play in his closet. He enters and sees a man there. The man says "I'm your mommy's.. umm... lover. Don't tell your daddy I'm here." The boy says "How much?" The guy says "20 bucks". "More" says the boy. "25" "More" "30" "Fine." The boy takes the money and leaves the closet. A little while later the mother comes by the room and asks the boy where he got the money. The boy didn't answer. The mother continued asking but the boy refused to answer. Finally the mother took the boy to the local priest for confession. The mother said to the priest "my son won't tell me the truth about where he got his money". So the priest sits down with the boy and asks "my boy, tell me why you sinned.". The boy says "How much?". The priest says "don't start this again!"

Dare I say it... Can't think of anything else... ok I'll say it. Every time we Touch - Cascada *eyes burn*

You've never heard of the great Warren211 and/or Evil Mumm Ra? How dare thee *casts bolts of lightning randomly* 2/10 for you btw. Hardly ever seen you. BTW again: Evil Mumm Ra looks like this: :ugeek: check his rl pic