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I honestly don't know whether to shake these kids' sensei's hand for a good job done or to apologize to the dude's parents for his stupidity. :XD: =D> :anxious: \' This is EXACTLY why I wanna get back into karate! <3:

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Next thing you know, someone will try to hold up Al's Gun Store.

 

 

 

:XD: That's about the single most deserving thing of a Darwin Award EVAR!!! :twisted:

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If I was the robber I would kill myself for getting beat up by a bunch of 8 year olds. :lol:

 

Lol, just think how bad it's gonna be for him in prison. He's gonna get the [cabbage] beat out of him by his inmates.

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Lol, i've seen a lot of stupid robberies, and they just keep getting stupider. I mean, out of all the places to rob, a karate school? they probably don't have all thei money in a cash register... why not a bank or a store? but noooooo invade a place where little kids will beat you to a pulp.

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So what did this guy want to steal? a black belt for his son who sucks and can't rise up the normal way? :-k It's not like Karate schools have tons of cash sitting in a box near the door....

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Some guy near here broke into a house and left a bunch of electronics untouched. All that was found missing were pancakes. :)

 

 

 

Anyways...I wonder if someone's going to try and rob a police station next. Maybe a jail.

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Eh, I've seen much dumber.

 

 

 

Much, much dumber.

 

 

 

I wonder if they all spoke really quickly while moving their mouths differently.

 

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I wonder if they all spoke really quickly while moving their mouths differently.

 

 

 

That is a requirement to get into karate school. :P

 

 

 

Maybe I should start practicing if I plan on taking lessons.. :-k

 

 

 

Not really, they teach you the words and phrases they use, principles and stuff.

 

 

 

Like Arigato, domo Arigato, hai, Konichiwa, etc...

 

 

 

However, there many marcial arts with different languages, Karate-Do is japanese but if you practice more than one you cna learn a bit. In tae-kwon-do is Korean and in Kung-Fu is chinesse (I think).

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