It's your funeral...

[Lenin64]

We're all going to die. Unless they quickly come up with some drug that replenishes our cells faster as we grow older, that is. But when we die, we don't just disappear. Something has to be done with the body. That's where the funeral comes in. How do you want your funeral? Large, with many speeches, crying, etc. or small, just a few people saying a few words? Do you want to be cremated, buried, or something...else? Personally, I want either

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  *To be buried in a cemetery with my arms crossed over my chest, holding an Uzi in each hand. My coffin will be covered with the flag of the Soviet Union. There will be no crying, but festive music (probably polka) and plenty of vodka.
   
  *Failing that, I want a Viking funeral- build a small, wooden ship, but me on, light me up, send me out \ I would prefer being released off of Siberia, but it depends on how much my heirs are willing to pay.

 

So what will your funeral be like?

[Errdoth]

Cremated and scattered (or whatever they do with the ashes), I personally don't want to take up space in the ground, and am not exactly comfortable with my family staring having me shoved in a jar and stuck on the mantle. :P

[Dizzle229]

In mausoleum full of U.S. Army memoribilia. And lots of American flags.

[Giordano]

I could barely care less. I'm dead so I don't care. :lol: Randomess ftw.

[redhaloguy]

Copy of my runescape password in my pocket

 

 

 

Game Controler in my hand

 

 

 

SMB theme for bringing me in

 

 

 

A red casket, with flames on the side

 

 

 

Wearing a really nice suit with dirt all over it

 

 

 

Thats all I can think of lol ( really random ftw)

[stan18]

I want to be turned into a diamond

 

 

 

i.e. http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/cremat ... n2006.aspx

[ndn3master]

:ohnoes:

[indy500fan]

Donating my body to science, I think they cremate it when they are done with it.

[Rebdragon]

I want to be turned into a diamond

 

 

 

i.e. http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/cremat ... n2006.aspx

 

That is really creepy:

 

 

 

Hi Dean!

 

 

 

I just wanted to let you know the ring arrived and I thank you SO much. I have told so many people I know about LifeGem, Dean. They had never heard of it and like me, think it's an excellent way to keep a loved one close.

 

 

 

I plan to wear Arlen all of the time ... it's just amazing to me that this can be done and I'm in awe.

 

 

 

Thanks for doing this!

 

Barbara Richards (Wife )

 

 

 

Cremate my body, and let it be; nothing stupid or cliche with the ashes, just get rid of 'em somewhere. I'm frikkin' dead, who honestly cares?

[doomy]

I honestly don't care, as long as it ain't all soppy...

[InkofDeath]

Burn Me.

 

Throw Me Away.

 

Stop Thinking About Me.

 

 

 

If any one person follows those(in the right order) after I die, I'll be happy. ^_^

[xSxqPowerx]

I want to be turned into a diamond

 

 

 

i.e. http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/cremat ... n2006.aspx

 

That is really creepy:

 

 

 

Hi Dean!

 

 

 

I just wanted to let you know the ring arrived and I thank you SO much. I have told so many people I know about LifeGem, Dean. They had never heard of it and like me, think it's an excellent way to keep a loved one close.

 

 

 

I plan to wear Arlen all of the time ... it's just amazing to me that this can be done and I'm in awe.

 

 

 

Thanks for doing this!

 

Barbara Richards (Wife )

 

 

 

Cremate my body, and let it be; nothing stupid or cliche with the ashes, just get rid of 'em somewhere. I'm frikkin' dead, who honestly cares?

 

Hi Rusty!

 

 

 

I wanted to let you know that 'Ma' has arrived here safe and sound! You were right.....she IS a beauty!!

 

 

 

Today is her 1 year anniversary and it has given me an untold sense of peace to have her home and in such sparkely condition!

 

 

 

I want to thank you and your company for allowing me to have something so beautiful created in memory of my mother.

 

 

 

Creepy.

 

I don't think they can really make diamonds from dead people... I mean, they wouldn't be rare lmao.

[No_OnE]

Honestly, I don't care. Bury me, cremate me, whatever. Though it would be kind of cool to have my deceased body float around in space.

[Tbfgraphx14]

I'd take the Futurama path :D Except I'd really be dead.

[hellbellz]

I hate thinking about death.

 

 

 

I'd defenitely want to become a pricless diamond. :lol:

[Mr_Putter]

I want my corpse to be involved in some cruel joke that will make people laugh and think. Or the more likely alternative scar someone for life. Either's cool.

[adam_ross0]

I like the Viking idea...that's pretty cool... :P

 

 

 

Other than that, I really don't care.

 

 

 

As a joke...I'd like to die in a case shaped like a computer tower, with a controller in one hand, a mouse in the other, papers from various programming books, web pages, CDs, games, and any random stuff scattered under me. Heheheheh....... :twisted:

[Craiglowery]

I want Al Sharpton to say a few good words about me when I die just like on Mr Deeds.

[rushrock]

Lol at the name Rusty.

 

 

 

I don't like to think about death, but I would like to be cremated (the Viking burial sounds awesome, but still, I have to be creamated, my live body still being intact after death ftl...) and have someone scatter the ashes, preferrably near someone I love. That way I will stay dead, and people will always remember me.

 

 

 

It would also be cool if a family member snorted my ashes, as something to remember me by (Keith Richards FTW!). :lol:

[venomai]

Cremated and scattered across the world. :)

[Nadril]

It would also be cool if a family member snorted my ashes, as something to remember me by (Keith Richards FTW!).

 

 

 

I'd rather be misplaced as chocolate milk mix and drank by someone.

[rushrock]

It would also be cool if a family member snorted my ashes, as something to remember me by (Keith Richards FTW!).

 

 

 

I'd rather be misplaced as chocolate milk mix and drank by someone.

 

Yeah, but would it be worth it to have to sit through all of those Rob Schneider movies? :P

[Mithril_Max]

I wanna be propped up on a Trophy-like base and be in my favorite pose. Would be creepy but the whole time the guys is talking ill be staring at them while im in my awesome pose, ITS MAH LAST DAY ABOVE GROUND Y'KNOW I WANNA SEE MAH PEOPLE!

[Rebdragon]

Hi Rusty!

 

 

 

I wanted to let you know that 'Ma' has arrived here safe and sound! You were right.....she IS a beauty!!

 

 

 

Today is her 1 year anniversary and it has given me an untold sense of peace to have her home and in such sparkely condition!

 

 

 

I want to thank you and your company for allowing me to have something so beautiful created in memory of my mother.

 

 

 

Creepy.

 

I don't think they can really make diamonds from dead people... I mean, they wouldn't be rare lmao.

 

Oh...Dear....Lord.

 

 

 

There's no way in hell somebody actually wrote that.

 

 

 

But if someone actually did, I wonder what it's like to have a clientele composed largely of psychopaths :-k .

 

 

 

[Oh, and it can be done- artificially created diamond can be made from properly compressing and chemically screwing with the carbon in your body. Takes a while though, and it's technically an artificial diamond, not a real one. Though, this is the first time I've ever heard of actually using the carbon in someone's actual dead body to do it... :uhh: . I can understand [[somewhat]] putting their ashes in an urn and giving respects to them every once and a while, but using a deceased loved one's dead body for one's own worthless vanity [[and lack of sanity]]?

 

 

 

WHAT THE HELL.].

[Quoi_Tu]

I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered in a garden or marketed as Dead Guy Fertilizer. "The only stuff to push the daisies up!"