Well, I have a friend in a sort of similar situation. The girl likes him a lot, and they're really close - T and J in the story? That's them.

 

But she won't break up with her boyfriend for him, merely out of stubbornness. He's a royal [rooster], too, she's only stayed with him because she wanted to be with him for years and when it finally happened, instead of realizing that it isn't as great as she idealized it to be, she just hung onto the thought that he's amazing.

 

Ah, well. T's planning on giving up on her, because she's really just keeping him on a hook so she gets attention from both guys right now. Makes me sad because T and J are both good friends of mine.

Ever since I gave up on that girl and vowed to change, I haven't felt any emotions. At all. Except sometimes I'll get angry, bored, and occasionally sad (which doesn't last long). But usually nothing. It's been a while since I've felt happy, too. Anybody know why? :unsure:

You haven't changed. You're putting on a false mask. You do as I do, but you still cling to your ideals of one love or whatever like in the past.

 

Just gotta make the choice. All in or no.

You haven't changed. You're putting on a false mask. You do as I do, but you still cling to your ideals of one love or whatever like in the past.

 

Just gotta make the choice. All in or no.

Huh. I guess you're right. I'm not clinging to one love, though. Something else. Just can't figure it out.

Lent, out of curiousity...what qualified that one boyrfiend as a "good guy" that kept you from stealing his woman?

Oh, he's just a pretty cool dude.

 

Just kidding. He's bigger than me and he's threatened me many times. I don't care that much, but I never seriously pursued her because of that.

Damn. Iwas hoping it was because he was legit a good person. Well, I guess I'm kinda screwed then. I have some muscle, but not a threatening amount. Blah. I guess I just have to keep you away from my women entirely :P

not if they're ugly

 

Related: my friend needs to get his [wagon] in gear. He's one of the best-looking dudes I know (me being second, my reflection being first, he may be third), yet he settles for fives and sixes in girls because he [kitties] out and befriends the hot girls. I should fight him.

I wouldn't call myself that attractive, but I also tend to "settle" for 5s and 6s. They just fit my comfort zone better, and tend to be less vain. Not every girl has to be a trophy wife. PLus I connec tto them better on average. I dunno. I also seem to get along better with younger girls. I find it a bit crepy to say that [not THAT young, don't get ahead of yourself] but younger girls tend to be much 'cleaner' and innocent. I can't picture myself with a dirty girl. Maybe once in a while. But primarily, I like being the first to tread on unmarked sand if you catch my drift.

I wouldn't call myself that attractive, but I also tend to "settle" for 5s and 6s. They just fit my comfort zone better, and tend to be less vain. Not every girl has to be a trophy wife. PLus I connec tto them better on average. I dunno. I also seem to get along better with younger girls. I find it a bit crepy to say that [not THAT young, don't get ahead of yourself] but younger girls tend to be much 'cleaner' and innocent. I can't picture myself with a dirty girl. Maybe once in a while. But primarily, I like being the first to tread on unmarked sand if you catch my drift.

 

Lol you corrupter of the innocent...

I've pledged to never be any girl's first anything. Too much damn pressure. Plus, when you can knock that guy (or past guys) out of the water in everything, all the better for you!

but younger girls tend to be much 'cleaner' and innocent.

Ahhahahaha!

 

Wait until you see the one's here...

I wouldn't call myself that attractive, but I also tend to "settle" for 5s and 6s. They just fit my comfort zone better, and tend to be less vain. Not every girl has to be a trophy wife. PLus I connec tto them better on average. I dunno. I also seem to get along better with younger girls. I find it a bit crepy to say that [not THAT young, don't get ahead of yourself] but younger girls tend to be much 'cleaner' and innocent. I can't picture myself with a dirty girl. Maybe once in a while. But primarily, I like being the first to tread on unmarked sand if you catch my drift.

 

I used to be exactly like that, I found out my issue was that I thought I didn't deserve/couldn't get the more attractive girls so I subconsciously disqualified them.

I have very high standards. Never let them lower.

 

Although I do have the lowest standards of my cluster of friends. Which isn't saying much. Actually, that's a lie. I'm just more shameless and will check out anything. I mean anyone.

But Lent, what if your friend simply has a different definition of attractiveness?

 

I mean, when it coems to attraction, there are always people who don't fit into norms.

He finds the same girls attractive that I do.

 

He just goes for the uglier ones. Some of them are a little crazy, too, but he's told me he just likes "crazy [bleep]es that might chop my nuts off". Actual quote from him.

 

God, somebody have a [bleep]ing problem please.

PROBLEM~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Nah, im playing. As far as females go im doing pretty good :thumbup:

I'm having some issues with my ex, but they're really not that big a deal...and we're not together...so it really doesn't need to be discussed. I'm handling myself alright. Even my friends are all taken at the moment. So they don't have any questions i can't already answer. I'm not sure if I should be thankful for this dry spell in activity or not... I'm going with yes. I'm thankful. So let's brush up on our own skills inthe down time. Explain the game to me you would run in this situation:

 

Me and you are in a bar at 1 in the morning. There's a pair of girls that have been guzzling beer for the past half hour, and one of them is looking at me funny. The other has a ring on her finger. The bar tender is asian, but looks like he could have some cherokee in him. There's a banana on the floor, and a painting of a sailboat on the wall. The girls are facing away from the entrance door, and we are facing them. There is an old guy rocking back and forth in a bar stool in the corner where the light is flickering.

 

your move.

I have some problems, but nothing serious that I need help with. Yet.

Is the finger on the right or left hand? :razz:

 

Meh, I think dry spells are good signs, I think. My life's hanging pretty good. The three most important relationships at the moment that I have with women are all going quite well. Take that how you will...

But no worries, spring fever is coming up soon, love, or at least lust, is bound to be in the air, and with that will come all sorts of fun and trouble. It certainly got me last year.

I've decided that Spanish is awesome. There's hardly any guys in my class, and at least half the girls are decent enough looking. Today I sat beside a pretty cute girl, and we introduced ourselves in Spanish and had a few basic exchanges (bearing in mind this is only the third class this year). Once the lesson got going I wrote on a piece of paaper and asked how old she was, and the we conversed for a bit this way. And just before the end of class, I asked her "Cual es tu numero de telefono?" She wrote her reply in Spanish :thumbsup:

I got invited to a fundraiser party by a new friend, apparently there will be lots of latino girls and they love white guys - especially white guys who try to dance but can't do it well.

 

Apparently they are also really feisty, so chances are I'm going to bust their balls out of habit and then get beaten up.

 

Me and you are in a bar at 1 in the morning. There's a pair of girls that have been guzzling beer for the past half hour, and one of them is looking at me funny. The other has a ring on her finger. The bar tender is asian, but looks like he could have some cherokee in him. There's a banana on the floor, and a painting of a sailboat on the wall. The girls are facing away from the entrance door, and we are facing them. There is an old guy rocking back and forth in a bar stool in the corner where the light is flickering.

 

your move.

 

This makes me think of a monkey island puzzle for some reason

 

Pickup banana

Look at single girl - she looks like a dropped pie

Talk to bartender - order a row of shots

Pickup shots

Use shots

Talk to bartender - order a row of shots - no you're cut off

Push man on stool

Pickup stool

Use stool with bartender

Use shoelace with bartender - hey i can't see

Pickup bottle of bourbon

 

etc

@Rpg, Find a better bar would be my move.

@Rpg, Find a better bar would be my move.

 

hahaha, I had a good hearty laugh at the responses to my post.

 

Gratz to JeffWilson for being slick as hell

 

Sounds like we're all in pretty good places at the moment. Shall we go enjoy ourselves for now? I feel like getting laid.

 

Me and you are in a bar at 1 in the morning. There's a pair of girls that have been guzzling beer for the past half hour, and one of them is looking at me funny. The other has a ring on her finger. The bar tender is asian, but looks like he could have some cherokee in him. There's a banana on the floor, and a painting of a sailboat on the wall. The girls are facing away from the entrance door, and we are facing them. There is an old guy rocking back and forth in a bar stool in the corner where the light is flickering.

 

your move.

 

Walk up to to them. Chat with them. Then as you come over "Haaaaaaaaaave you met RPG?" Then distract the one with the ring on her finger. Boom, you get laid. I get $100 from you and free shots from the barkeep. The banana gets picked up and taken to the old guy who then eats it in a really weird way...