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Like... There is this (kinda nice-ish) lake by my house... I can walk there in about three minutes... I decided to look at random people's pictures on facebook today. I found out that a lot of my (facebook >.>) friends... uh... "hang out" at the lake. It's like... weird >.> I'm tempted to just sit there and wait until I see someone I know and like... attack them or something

Go up to them with your pants hanging and say "I ran out of toilet paper at home after taking dump. So I came here to sit and reflect."

 

[Edit] I feel very unsatisfied and I'm not sure what I'm lacking.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I've been having real problems with one of my teeth lately. I've noticed there's like a huge hole in the side of one of my bottom teeth where it's obviously been eaten at by plaque ect... It hurts quite a lot and cleaning the crap out of it with Fluoride toothpaste hasn't helped.

 

I'm going to have to go to the dentist about it. Now, luckily I'm still covered by the NHS for free dental, but the dentist that I've always been to before specialises in children and the last time I went he said that he shouldn't really be dealing with my teeth now. So, I'm not dreamed out about going to the dentist, but that I have to go and find a new one. On my own... like some sort of adult :unsure:

 

I'm just scared that they're going to say no, I guess. I've always been a bit worried about stuff like making appointments, for some reason, but I'm really worried about going to have to find a new dentist. I'm gonna go look around town on Tuesday when I've got a free lesson.

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I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator].

Foo boy... what a night...... might as well start from the top.

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I'm at home, all dressed in my tux, waiting for my girlfriend to get here, and find out she might be a little late, so we decide to just meet at the school. I get there, wait around in line for the great march for 10 minutes, and she gets here. >> to the banquet, and the food was actually pretty good. Had a few presentations that were funny, most making fun of the seniors. Now to the dance. IT. WAS. AWESOME. I found a new part of myself I never knew was there. Danced like a demon (thanks romy/everyone who posted in that "I want a girlfriend..." thread :thumbup:), and had a great time with my girlfriend. It was really hot in the gym lol.

 

Post prom. It's raining as we get there, so that probably didn't help what happened. We get there, sign in, look at all of the prizes, walk around, play rock band, watch sumo wrestlers. There is an obstacle course, bungee run, pedestal fighting (whatever), and a few other things. My friend challenges me to the obstacle course, so I do it. We get in, I get to the last one, which is a poorly-designed ladder up to the top. The "rungs" are very slippery, and me being somewhat heavier-than-normal didn't help. I fall the first try, and sprain my ankle. Swelling is immediate. Getting up the ladder is rather hard. I make it, and for the next two hours, my girlfriend and I sit watching the sumo wrestlers. Post prom is supposed to go on till 6, and the time is 2 o'clock. The swelling is pretty bad. She decides that we should just go home to get it looked at, and I reluctantly agree. "*ring ring* can you come pick us up? Thanks."

 

Now for the great part, and I'd like any girl to rate how I did.

 

We get home, her mom is coming to pick her up and will be here in about 30 minutes. We both go into my room, tired, and just lay there for a while not talking.... just enjoying being with each other.

 

[bleep] now I'm shaking again...

 

We are both facing each other laying down, and the conversation is as follows, in a barely-above-whispering voice... starting with me.

 

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My heart is racing right now.

Why?

It's telling me to do something...

.....what?

....something I've been wanting to do all night.

Like what?

*smile*

..................

But I wouldn't know where to start....

So just try.

*more silence*

...........

-I sit up-

Then lets just do it.

 

Kissing is awesome :thumbup:. Yes it was my first one.

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Amazing night.

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And now I have my foot in a splint with ice, relaxing. And thinking about last night. Couldn't sleep because of my foot lol...

Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne.

 

Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

I spent 4 hours clicking my pen when I was supposed to be doing my university engineering assignment and then went and got hammered. You know, business as usual.

 

Oh, I also invented a new game whilst doing the aforementioned pen clicking. Picture this - football, but on jet-powered rollerskates! I think i'd call it...jetball. I'm not good with names :s

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JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

Oh, I also invented a new game whilst doing the aforementioned pen clicking. Picture this - football, but on jet-powered rollerskates! I think i'd call it...jetball. I'm not good with names :s

 

 

Jetball confirmed for national Tip.It sport. I would so play that.

 

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Went out with some friends yesterday night for my birthday, fun night.

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I discovered my hate of ikea yesterday. That store maze is bloody annoying at times.

 

Oh well, i enjoy my new desk and chair.

Foo boy... what a night...... might as well start from the top.

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I'm at home, all dressed in my tux, waiting for my girlfriend to get here, and find out she might be a little late, so we decide to just meet at the school. I get there, wait around in line for the great march for 10 minutes, and she gets here. >> to the banquet, and the food was actually pretty good. Had a few presentations that were funny, most making fun of the seniors. Now to the dance. IT. WAS. AWESOME. I found a new part of myself I never knew was there. Danced like a demon (thanks romy/everyone who posted in that "I want a girlfriend..." thread :thumbup:), and had a great time with my girlfriend. It was really hot in the gym lol.

 

Post prom. It's raining as we get there, so that probably didn't help what happened. We get there, sign in, look at all of the prizes, walk around, play rock band, watch sumo wrestlers. There is an obstacle course, bungee run, pedestal fighting (whatever), and a few other things. My friend challenges me to the obstacle course, so I do it. We get in, I get to the last one, which is a poorly-designed ladder up to the top. The "rungs" are very slippery, and me being somewhat heavier-than-normal didn't help. I fall the first try, and sprain my ankle. Swelling is immediate. Getting up the ladder is rather hard. I make it, and for the next two hours, my girlfriend and I sit watching the sumo wrestlers. Post prom is supposed to go on till 6, and the time is 2 o'clock. The swelling is pretty bad. She decides that we should just go home to get it looked at, and I reluctantly agree. "*ring ring* can you come pick us up? Thanks."

 

Now for the great part, and I'd like any girl to rate how I did.

 

We get home, her mom is coming to pick her up and will be here in about 30 minutes. We both go into my room, tired, and just lay there for a while not talking.... just enjoying being with each other.

 

[bleep] now I'm shaking again...

 

We are both facing each other laying down, and the conversation is as follows, in a barely-above-whispering voice... starting with me.

 

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My heart is racing right now.

Why?

It's telling me to do something...

.....what?

....something I've been wanting to do all night.

Like what?

*smile*

..................

But I wouldn't know where to start....

So just try.

*more silence*

...........

-I sit up-

Then lets just do it.

 

Kissing is awesome :thumbup:. Yes it was my first one.

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Amazing night.

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And now I have my foot in a splint with ice, relaxing. And thinking about last night. Couldn't sleep because of my foot lol...

Sounds like a fun night. I approve of the method to get the kiss too, likely since my own first was a little like that. Except in a library. :thumbup:

 

Oh, and to stay on topic, I did [bleep] all today except sit here on the laptop. <_<

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

I'm doing the final draft that we're suppose to be doing in class tommorow but I was smart and saved the first half onto my flash drive. :thumbsup:

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My throat hurts a little bit. When I wake up tomorrow, it will hurt a lot more. This happens often. Today, I woke up at around 4am (no idea why) and couldn't fall back asleep >.> I'm pretty sure it's unrelated to teh lucid dreaming attempt

Prom was pretty fun. Got to a friends house to meet up and took pictures, went to a nice local restaurant to eat (my mom gave me extra monies, so i paid for my girlfriend's dinner LIKE A BOSS). Then we got to prom, there were 3 spots, a nice fancy dance floor, an outside chill spot, and a nightclub type place, which is where we were most of the time. The nightclub place got so hot we set the fire alarm off. [bleep] YEA. The snacks area was pretty legit, there was a chocolate fountain with [cabbage] to dip in it, and a Dippin' Dots stand, which was awesome for cooling off.

 

Also, damn people dance like [bleep]. At one point this chick was on all fours grinding her [wagon] on her guy. Honestly, just go have sex.

 

[hide= naughty]Alas, I did not get laid due to the ride situation on the way home, we all just got dropped off.[/hide]

Today I got my flights booked to Singapore. And spoke to the guys I'm going with more. Also watched something on brain training and how it doesn't actually work. And just chatted to my friend, and it made me real happy. Oh yeah!!

Yesterday I relinquished all responsibility of my club to a whole new committee, and gave a speech on what has happened over the last year. It made me realise how much I will miss the club when i leave for Singapore.

-Destroy Topham-

 

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I just made shortbread cookies. They're [bleep]ing awesome :thumbup:

 

I ate too many [bleep]ing shortbread cookies >.>

It's been a really crappy day outside, and I've had a few late nights, so I slept in to about noon, then spent the afternoon playing COD, stumbling, and reading.

 

Boring, but when I'm exhausted, it's about all I have in me.

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Just got back from the most intense band pratice ever. We spent over 2 hours working on music. My face hurts...it hurts to talk or eat :blink: But the concert tomorrow will be amazing. I have 2 solos as a freshmen :thumbup:

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Just got back from the most intense band pratice ever. We spent over 2 hours working on music. My face hurts...it hurts to talk or eat :blink: But the concert tomorrow will be amazing. I have 2 solos as a freshmen :thumbup:

 

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Anyway, not much happened today, just chilled around the house. Some lady came by and gave us some awesome cupcakes. They were awesome.

I played trombone in 5th grade. I remember coming home and my cheeks were like... in pain. I'm guessing something in teh brass section

Just got back from the most intense band pratice ever. We spent over 2 hours working on music. My face hurts...it hurts to talk or eat :blink: But the concert tomorrow will be amazing. I have 2 solos as a freshmen :thumbup:

 

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The euphonium. I might have a picture of me with the one I own...need to find it...

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Just got back from the most intense band pratice ever. We spent over 2 hours working on music. My face hurts...it hurts to talk or eat :blink: But the concert tomorrow will be amazing. I have 2 solos as a freshmen :thumbup:

 

Thats it? Every Thursday we have 3 hour rehearsals, alternating between marching and playing weekly. Marching is playing whilst marching btw. Every normal day is 2 hour rehearsal marching/playing after school. Dont even get me started on band camp. 4 hours of marching practice/teachinf the newbies, 1 hour lunch break, then 3 hours of playing (in sectionals so we're constantly playing as well, no breaks.

Well, today I plan to make use of the day off for ANZAC day, which was yesterday, but seeing as it was a Sunday, they give everyone the Monday off. I plan to use it to finish my Chemistry homework which is due tomorrow. It's annoying, but not really that hard. Just stuff about extracting Copper and Iron from ores. I should get back to it soon, before I waste more time here, on Pokemon or on PS3. (Episodes from Liberty City FTW!)

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

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Just got back from the most intense band pratice ever. We spent over 2 hours working on music. My face hurts...it hurts to talk or eat :blink: But the concert tomorrow will be amazing. I have 2 solos as a freshmen :thumbup:

 

Thats it? Every Thursday we have 3 hour rehearsals, alternating between marching and playing weekly. Marching is playing whilst marching btw. Every normal day is 2 hour rehearsal marching/playing after school. Dont even get me started on band camp. 4 hours of marching practice/teachinf the newbies, 1 hour lunch break, then 3 hours of playing (in sectionals so we're constantly playing as well, no breaks.

Im not talking about marching band. That is a killer for me. This is concert band sir. And, I'm not comparing my self to you or anyone else. I was just saying how my last rehearsal was 2 hours and it was a chop buster for me * I am playing about 85% of the time in all of our music combined). Did I say that; "And I know Maleficus1055's band practice is nothing compared to Concord University band practices."? NO i did not. So please don't you dare compare me to you good sir and saying how hard your band practice is.

 

Also I could not find the picture of me with my euphonium, so I just fond it on the net.

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Haseo/Albel/Seaoh is band geek?!?!?! ;)

 

I play percussion and drum-set for concert and Jazz band. :)

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Band camp sucks in terms of getting a sore face. It was right after summer for me where I hadn't played my trumpet for 3 months, then you play like 7 hours in a day... argh I could barely move my mouth.

 

I'm determined to make it into marching band this year. Right after state testing I'm taking my sax home to practice everyday. That should prepare me for the 4 random scales, the chromatic scale, and when the give us the audition music, the selected pieces. I'm extremely nervous about the sightreading part of the test but my competition isn't very much this year.

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Went to QuadFest this weekend, best time of my life. :cool:

Our school is very small, sop as long as you have at least 4 years of experince we let you in the band. As for me, ive been in band since 5th grade. I played trumpet back then, but then switched to euphonium my freshemen year in high school. Marching band sucked at our high school. We never did any marching so marching band when I went to college was totally different. I prefer concert band however. This semester Ive had to learn minor scales, and have to perform a 'jury' piece for the music department. So yeah...college band is a lot different from high school band in my opinion. Less pratice as a group (we only meet 3 times a week for 50mins)

If anyone cares, this is my jury piece for the semester. Re-place the band with a piano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBtTU8o9EpM&playnext_from=TL&videos=dGTuG-gWH1Q

And to baller...yes Im a band geek. And damn proud of it as well :smile:

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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