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Today, I posted a Facebook status mourning a man who was alive, but realized this in time to delete said status before it was read.

Sounds familiar...

 

 

Okay so today I got this text message at school saying "yo me and ribs got the goods" from some number I didn't recognize. I replied "Who are you?" and they replied "I know it's you Big Man!" This snowballed into a conversation of about 30 texts of this woman getting mad at me. Apparently my name is Big Man and I sold weed to her fiancee "Lil Hatchet." Then she sent other texts along the lines of texts "I know it's you Big Man, I'm out for blood tonight."

 

...wtf. She called but I didn't answer. :?

 

...How the heck do you get the nickname "Lil Hatchet?"

There are a lot of white people here who listen to Insane Clown Posse.... it's hardcore, yknow.

Juggalos are terrible people...

 

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Well, this is unfortunate. Someone I know did die yesterday. A couple of years ago me and this guy exchanged a few jokes about how pointless our gym class was. Didn't really talk to him much other than that, both of us were sort of loners in that class (until I made friends halfway through the year).

 

He killed himself last night.

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Wow, rangeor. Do you know what his motive was?

 

Oh. I found out today that if you go to thesaurus.com and search American, you get a "did you mean to search: Marijuana" window. And for Americans, a "Did you mean to search: Arrogance."

Not really. Most people, including myself, think it's probably just an ongoing depression he couldn't beat. He was always the quiet kid that seemed upset. It's really unfortunate, he had decent looks and a girlfriend, just was never very good at socializing.

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That should have been a big warning sign, I was like that until my junior year, I was very depressed because in the town I had lived in for most of my life everyone knew each other since we were little. Because I had cancer and it did alter how I act/react/etc some I was always picked on, and didn't have very many friends. It got to the point where I did try to suffocate myself once. And I got angry whenever anyone tried to step in. Then we moved to Kansas City and I was always the quiet angry kid. I didn't socialize, I was just going through life, by the time I was a junior I knew people in my class some and found an activity I liked to do, eventually I didn't have thoughts of death anymore (well outside the normal range).

 

That really is a shame though, it's always sad when someone takes their own life.

That should have been a big warning sign, I was like that until my junior year, I was very depressed because in the town I had lived in for most of my life everyone knew each other since we were little. Because I had cancer and it did alter how I act/react/etc some I was always picked on, and didn't have very many friends. It got to the point where I did try to suffocate myself once. And I got angry whenever anyone tried to step in. Then we moved to Kansas City and I was always the quiet angry kid. I didn't socialize, I was just going through life, by the time I was a junior I knew people in my class some and found an activity I liked to do, eventually I didn't have thoughts of death anymore (well outside the normal range).

 

That really is a shame though, it's always sad when someone takes their own life.

 

You were picked on for having cancer...?

 

What the hell?

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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That should have been a big warning sign, I was like that until my junior year, I was very depressed because in the town I had lived in for most of my life everyone knew each other since we were little. Because I had cancer and it did alter how I act/react/etc some I was always picked on, and didn't have very many friends. It got to the point where I did try to suffocate myself once. And I got angry whenever anyone tried to step in. Then we moved to Kansas City and I was always the quiet angry kid. I didn't socialize, I was just going through life, by the time I was a junior I knew people in my class some and found an activity I liked to do, eventually I didn't have thoughts of death anymore (well outside the normal range).

 

That really is a shame though, it's always sad when someone takes their own life.

 

You were picked on for having cancer...?

 

What the hell?

No for the effects of the surgery I had. I couldn't think as fast, run as fast, and had to wear a helmet for like a year. That's only at school. When I first got out of surgery I had lost sight, couldn't walk, and couldn't talk. Well I couldn't make out shapes, all I saw was one solid shade of blue. Eventually I was able to see, walk, and talk. Now I just can't process some things as fast as everyone else, and the right side of my body (arm movement, leg movement, whatever the left side of the brain controls) just doesn't react as rapidly to nerve impulses. (There's a term for it but I can't think of it.)

Today I had a really dodgy Wednesday, as always, as I only have one subject on them. >_> I think I have a bunch of tests and assesments over the next few weeks. Really should get the easier ones done first. *looks over at Ancient History assignment*

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Last night I, once again, was late because they scheduled me to start half an hour early without letting me know. The supervisor knows what happened, though, so I won't be yelled at or anything. But the rest of the week I am starting early and staying a half hour late if necessary. My job was to dump ground oreos once every 15-20 minutes and then watch for the pipes to get clogged up. If they did, I had to shove a stick in there and try not to get it stuck. I got it stuck a lot.

I somehow got a date with a random girl I met on the bus, the reason is I think it's because she thinks I go to a different school...

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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There is a substitute teacher at my school that looks like Abraham Lincoln. His name is Mr. Booth.

I lol'd.

LOL. High school sub, right? If I went to school closer to you maybe I woulda had him once.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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There is a substitute teacher at my school that looks like Abraham Lincoln. His name is Mr. Booth.

I lol'd.

LOL. High school sub, right? If I went to school closer to you maybe I woulda had him once.

 

 

Yeah, high school.

 

 

I tried cutting myself a piece of caramel and macadamia pie a bit too eagerly, today.

 

Apparently, the alfoilish tin for the pie doesn't stand up that well to knives.

 

Neither does my thumb. I'm lucky I didn't get blood on the pie. I got it pretty much everywhere else, though. ._.

 

The pie was worth it though.

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I tried cutting myself a piece of caramel and macadamia pie a bit too eagerly, today.

 

Apparently, the alfoilish tin for the pie doesn't stand up that well to knives.

 

Neither does my thumb. I'm lucky I didn't get blood on the pie. I got it pretty much everywhere else, though. ._.

 

The pie was worth it though.

 

Yeah, pie is pretty tasty. Less tasty with blood on it. Good job. :thumbup:

 

It's raining again here ...

My friends decided to go into town and not invite me yet again. Oi Dan, know of any jobs in Brisbane I can take? I've had it with down here now.

Popoto.~<3

Raining so hard. I had to run through the rain, twice.

 

I heard you came out too :P

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Raining so hard. I had to run through the rain, twice.

 

I heard you came out too :P

Son of a-

Last time I forget to sign out of Facebook.

Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

Aw, I swear most of my brother's friends have seen me in my pjs >_> Kind of embarrassing, I guess I need to stop lounging in my pyjamas.

 

Beautiful weather in England today. I need to get my hair cut short for it but I've got a wedding to go to in July so I can't ;( Man, I hate weddings but I'm happy for this one because it's not arranged.

 

EDIT: Does anyone else have weird gender bending dreams?

I was a latino gangster dude peeing in a urinal in some gritty public bathroom. Adam Lambert walks in and well, we had gay sex. My penis was huge of course... granted it was an inflatable one it still was huge. I want my normal dreams back.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

'Videogamers can control their dreams' I would read that thread lulz

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Noobs: We pay we say

JaGeX: How much will you pay?

 

Last night I spent my shift filling a vat with chocolate and making sure I didn't overflow the trough the vat filled. Then I came home and watched The Jackal.

Tip of the day: If a mate who isn't a close one asks you to pick them up from an hour away in a few hours time through txt, wait a half hour and then txt yes. Meanwhile he has found someone else, and you still get credit for the offer. :thumbup:

 

Today I'm going out (like most fridays) and I'm dreading an 8-5 shift tomorrow :(

Tip of the day: If a mate who isn't a close one asks you to pick them up from an hour away in a few hours time through txt, wait a half hour and then txt yes. Meanwhile he has found someone else, and you still get credit for the offer. :thumbup:

 

 

This. You area genius.

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