Adam Lambert walks in and well, we had gay sex. My penis was huge of course... granted it was an inflatable one it still was huge. I want my normal dreams back.

 

 

:blink:

Today I overheard a kid on the bus saying that when he was 10 he hacked Runescape to become a purple elephant, and then an admin saw him and "banned him from the server."

 

Lolwut?

I've been driving a lot lately. Today I was stupid and drove into rush hour traffic. I almost had to stop in the middle of an intersection. #-o

Today I logged into Runescape for old times sake, and found that a few old friends are still on there. Afterward, I had quite a bit of fun killing roaches in the dungeon near Edgeville. I then proceeded to buy a month of membership.

 

God help me.

Today I logged into Runescape for old times sake, and found that a few old friends are still on there. Afterward, I had quite a bit of fun killing roaches in the dungeon near Edgeville. I then proceeded to buy a month of membership.

 

God help me.

Don't do it mang.

 

 

Uhh, didn't do much today. I went to the dentist, that was fun I guess. I listened to lots of music and watched youtube videos. Basically a normal day.

Today I overheard a kid on the bus saying that when he was 10 he hacked Runescape to become a purple elephant, and then an admin saw him and "banned him from the server."

 

Lolwut?

 

Some kid asked me yesterday if Starcraft was the game where you could get a purple elephant through cheats.

wat :unsure:

It has just occurred to me that I haven't spent money on alcohol other than 2 cases of beer since new years. Once of which I haven't started drinking, the other was mostly when I had a beer with dinner at home.

 

Yet I've been drunk pretty much every weekend since then. I keep going to parties/bbqs/gatherings with the intention of not drinking, and then everyone is always like 'funny, here have some of mine' etc. Even at clubs :blink:

Spent the day moving heavy things around for the school fete. I've developed an intense hatred for hay bales. Well, moreso than before. Nose is dying. ;_;

 

But it got me out of school, so I guess I can't complain. ._.

 

I'll probably only turn up for half-an-hourish to check out some of the stalls and stuff, and I promised one of my friends I'd kick her ass at the greased barrel pulling thing and gladiator duels. So it may end up I'll be staying longer. :3

Ordered a 3oh!3 bumper sticker today lmao I love this group. Toooooooo funny. 89 cents free shipping.

 

Gonna go try and buy running shoes tomorrow, and pay my property tax.

Nothin interesting today.

Dropped a bottle of vodka, thinks that's it.

It has just occurred to me that I haven't spent money on alcohol other than 2 cases of beer since new years. Once of which I haven't started drinking, the other was mostly when I had a beer with dinner at home.

 

Yet I've been drunk pretty much every weekend since then. I keep going to parties/bbqs/gatherings with the intention of not drinking, and then everyone is always like 'funny, here have some of mine' etc. Even at clubs :blink:

Kind friends. First (and only) time I went out drinking I kept declining my friends' attempts at buying me drinks. Going out again tomorrow night. :thumbup:

My Physics teacher went a bit psycho and told us to sit down and copy the meanings of pretty much everything down. Random, but probably good, as I haven't learnt [cabbage] this year. Plus he told one of my friends who only comes to physics for teh lulz to get out. Disappointing, cause he's awesome. There is another reason he comes, but I won't explain it here. :anxious:

 

Fought with a friend today.

 

Worked out that most of my friends would eat a live baby for world peace.

 

Also learnt some Urban Dictionary.. Um.. sex moves? God I hope they're made up. Bahaha.

Most likely not made up. Sex has been around for at least 100 years, thats a lot of time to be inventive.

Most likely not made up. Sex has been around for at least 100 years, thats a lot of time to be inventive.

 

Some of that stuff was seriously messed up. :ohnoes:

Last day of school today. I'll be back in a couple of hours...

I hate the rain we've been getting, couldn't work for my dad and I need money for tomorrow night. Might ask him for the money and will work when it stops raining.

FML, my 4 year old cousin is staying the night with her parents and she is freaking annoying as hell. She was trying to pull me from my chair to go downstairs with her but thankfully I slipped from her sweaty hands. Then she presses the power button on my laptop and lol'ed. ;( I don't like children. She's going home tomorrow :thumbup:

 

She's not even my cousin. She's my cousin's (twice removed??) daughter and their huge extensive family are like "Lol little girl, this is your aunt you know? She's your dad's sister."

 

My sister brutally attacked me with her claws this morning:

Car broke down. [bleep]ing alternator. Goign to cost me an arm & a leg to patch it up <.<

Due to last night's rain, can't do any work for my dad. Going to hope I can convince him to advance me a bit of money, which I can earn once the ground has dried up.

Due to last night's rain, can't do any work for my dad. Going to hope I can convince him to advance me a bit of money, which I can earn once the ground has dried up.

 

You posted basically the same thing last page. :-k

 

It's morning here, and I had a bunch of weird dreams. A vaguely TIF related one. I got a TIF "voucher" in the mail addressed to me with my full name and address on it and it said I had a choice of three things. It was a custom rank, changed signature/avatar limits, or posting controls. And I also got invited to a dinner worth $20 ! And I could bring one friend along. The reason given - "for services rendered over the past 3 months". Bahah. How does this [cabbage] happen. :-|

@Adrenal, what were you drinking last night?

@Mage, screw you for not inviting me.

 

@myself, I need some new shirts. I barely have any good ones left, Still got $40 gift card for surf shop and it IS EOFYS time.

Had a huge debate between me and this girl and I about Abortion.

 

I was pro-choice, she was pro-life.

 

She said that I want children to be murdered, and that Abortion is a form of murder. <_<

Had a huge debate between me and this girl and I about Abortion.

 

I was pro-choice, she was pro-life.

 

She said that I want children to be murdered, and that Abortion is a form of murder. <_<

 

You better have been having this debate while you waited for her to finish making your sandwich.

Had a huge debate between me and this girl and I about Abortion.

 

I was pro-choice, she was pro-life.

 

She said that I want children to be murdered, and that Abortion is a form of murder. <_<

 

You better have been having this debate while you waited for her to finish making your sandwich.

This one wasn't even close to being clever. :-|

Had a huge debate between me and this girl and I about Abortion.

 

I was pro-choice, she was pro-life.

 

She said that I want children to be murdered, and that Abortion is a form of murder. <_<

 

You better have been having this debate while you waited for her to finish making your sandwich.

What is this I don't even... Was that supposed to be funny or something...

 

Don't you love when your parents complain about how you need to get your license so you can go places without them, but when you finally do, they say you can't go anywhere? I sure do! :thumbdown: