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Sneak into someone's backyard and plant a tree. Best prank ever.

 

I say poison ivy. Swathes of it.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Sneak into someone's backyard and plant a tree. Best prank ever.

I agree with TTanT, what kind of tree? Details are necessary for this sort of thing. Why not some kind of exotic tree, so that I can call the police and have the victim deported?

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better yet, plant a bomb.

Where does one buy bomb seeds?

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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My Pop passed away this morning...

 

 

Oh my god! What happened? I'm sorry! :( I honestly am.

 

 

Ummm not to push, but do you think maybe you'll be able to stay in the house now?

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My Pop passed away this morning...

 

 

Oh my god! What happened? I'm sorry! :( I honestly am.

 

 

Ummm not to push, but do you think maybe you'll be able to stay in the house now?

By "Pop" do you mean father or grandfather?

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My Pop passed away this morning...

 

Aww. I'm really sorry to hear that. *Hugs Dark*.

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Grandfather. He was 73, Was a heavy smoker most of his life but we only (and he) found out he had wide-spread cancer a month ago, they originally predicted he'd live another 3-4 months until Monday when they said his health hit critical, but sadly this morning he body was under so much pain, he couldn't breath and he made the decision to have the oxygen mask taken off of him while he could still pass away peacefully in his sleep. Im at my friends still until Sunday to give myself some support with friends, mom is staying up at where Pop is for a few nights with my sister while Dad looks after the house.

 

@Saru, unfortunately not. They still want me gone from the house within a week or so.

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Grandfather. He was 73, Was a heavy smoker most of his life but we only (and he) found out he had wide-spread cancer a month ago, they originally predicted he'd live another 3-4 months until Monday when they said his health hit critical, but sadly this morning he body was under so much pain, he couldn't breath and he made the decision to have the oxygen mask taken off of him while he could still pass away peacefully in his sleep. Im at my friends still until Sunday to give myself some support with friends, mom is staying up at where Pop is for a few nights with my sister while Dad looks after the house.

 

@Saru, unfortunately not. They still want me gone from the house within a week or so.

Ouch, that's rough. I'd offer you my house, but seeing as I live on the other side of the planet I don't think that'll work out too well.

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Grandfather. He was 73, Was a heavy smoker most of his life but we only (and he) found out he had wide-spread cancer a month ago, they originally predicted he'd live another 3-4 months until Monday when they said his health hit critical, but sadly this morning he body was under so much pain, he couldn't breath and he made the decision to have the oxygen mask taken off of him while he could still pass away peacefully in his sleep. Im at my friends still until Sunday to give myself some support with friends, mom is staying up at where Pop is for a few nights with my sister while Dad looks after the house.

 

@Saru, unfortunately not. They still want me gone from the house within a week or so.

Yeah this has happened to my family many, many times.

 

Cancer runs in my family, I'm afraid that I will too be afflicted...

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My Pop passed away this morning...

I'm so sorry for your loss Aura :sad:

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Sneak into someone's backyard and plant a tree. Best prank ever.

I agree with TTanT, what kind of tree? Details are necessary for this sort of thing. Why not some kind of exotic tree, so that I can call the police and have the victim deported?

A really big one, like some 7 foot deciduous sapling. Maybe a maple. Or a dogwood if you can get one, I think those are protected. The main goal is the "wtf?" value, then them either living with the fact that there is a large tree in their yard blocking their view, or trying to figure out how to remove it best.

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A really big one, like some 7 foot deciduous sapling. Maybe a maple. Or a dogwood if you can get one, I think those are protected. The main goal is the "wtf?" value, then them either living with the fact that there is a large tree in their yard blocking their view, or trying to figure out how to remove it best.

 

I don't condone this in any way shape or form, but Japanese Knotweed would get you some effective results fast.

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A really big one, like some 7 foot deciduous sapling. Maybe a maple. Or a dogwood if you can get one, I think those are protected. The main goal is the "wtf?" value, then them either living with the fact that there is a large tree in their yard blocking their view, or trying to figure out how to remove it best.

 

I don't condone this in any way shape or form, but Japanese Knotweed would get you some effective results fast.

It's also an invasive species that will choke out all other life within a huge radius once is spreads.

 

So basically, it's perfect.

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I'd go with a shagbark hickory. That wood is incredibly strong (they use it for axe handles and such).

Too easy to remove and probably pretty slow growing.

 

Anyways, I just made myself a ghetto quesadilla, which was actually pretty good (I'm turning this thread into a "what did I eat" thread again lol). I was going to make another salad, but I'm at my dad's house. He has the raspberries I wanted, but basically nothing to make a salad other than some [cabbage]ty wilted lettuce.

 

Anyways, other than that I've been working out, throwing together a hip-hop CD for a friend since he only listens to the same 3 [cabbage]ty rappers and nothing else. It's looking decent right now, I need to download some stuff to put on there/for myself as well. I'm also studying for my drivers license, sort of. I need to get it soon so I can actually do something this summer without having to have my friends pick me up and drive me around. Also I need a job. That probably won't happen though since I'm not sure if I'll be able to work during the school year. Not that I actually do homework or anything.

 

Edit: I started two paragraphs in a row with "Anyways". Oh well.

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Anyways, I just made myself a ghetto quesadilla, which was actually pretty good (I'm turning this thread into a "what did I eat" thread again lol). I was going to make another salad, but I'm at my dad's house. He has the raspberries I wanted, but basically nothing to make a salad other than some [cabbage]ty wilted lettuce.

I just ate a can of tuna. Yea, a can of tuna. Just the tuna. And the whole can. It was delicious. Don't judge me.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I got my license today. Dunno when they'll send me the real one.

 

Also saw the 13 foot alligator. And learned that my Skullcandys are rather good sound blocking earbuds.

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Anyways, I just made myself a ghetto quesadilla, which was actually pretty good (I'm turning this thread into a "what did I eat" thread again lol). I was going to make another salad, but I'm at my dad's house. He has the raspberries I wanted, but basically nothing to make a salad other than some [cabbage]ty wilted lettuce.

I just ate a can of tuna. Yea, a can of tuna. Just the tuna. And the whole can. It was delicious. Don't judge me.

Well it is important to get enough iron in your diet.

 

ba dum tish

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is it just me or does the blue one say 2:9:3:32 ??

or I guess it's 11:35 if you add them, but why bother having 4 rows when you can just as easily have 2?

The blue one says 10:48:36 :lol:

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