I'm sick of the idiots I live next to.

 

My friend and I are walking on the opposite sidewalk they were on, and they tell us to walk faster. -.- I didn't know they bought rights to the freaking sidewalk. It's Government property. Deal with it.

 

And when I was walking by their house, they yelled, "Look at that [bleep] ass white boy!" And they all started laughing.

 

:wall:

You shouldve just sat on the sidewalk when they say that.

Alright, if you've seen my posts, you know that revenge is sorta my thing. I can tell you how to get back at them, but you'll have to follow my instructions TO THE LETTER, do you understand?

 

First, go to Walmart, or some other major goods supplier. Buy a pair of hedge clippers, a 30 foot rubber hose, and some milk. Then, head to Home Depot, and by a 6X12 inch plank. Set the plank against their back door and a 45 degree angle, And run the hose down the drainpipe from the roof. Use the hedge clippers to make one of their bushes into a perfect sculpture of Christopher Walken, then water the bush in the milk. Approach their front door at exactly 3 miles per hour, and knock on the door 7 times.

 

When they answer the door, punch them in the face.

^I read the last sentence of that first, so I was expecting you to be making a boxing glove launcher, or something. XD

Today, my friends and I decided we are going to Kuala Lumpur for a 3 day weekend. We don't really know how we're getting there, or where we are staying, but we know that we're leaving here at 6.45 tomorrow morning, which is about 6 and a half hours away.

You shouldve just sat on the sidewalk when they say that.

Haha, good idea. I didn't think of that.

 

I'm going to troll them next time I see em. When they tell me to walk faster, I'll walk even slower.

Is it possible to set .gif's as your desktop background?

 

Today: not much planned. Applied for a job yesterday so am going to wait and see if they need me. Might apply at a few other places too.

Yes, it's possible. I've done it.

 

 

But it eats a crapload of memory.

Alright, if you've seen my posts, you know that revenge is sorta my thing. I can tell you how to get back at them, but you'll have to follow my instructions TO THE LETTER, do you understand?

 

First, go to Walmart, or some other major goods supplier. Buy a pair of hedge clippers, a 30 foot rubber hose, and some milk. Then, head to Home Depot, and by a 6X12 inch plank. Set the plank against their back door and a 45 degree angle, And run the hose down the drainpipe from the roof. Use the hedge clippers to make one of their bushes into a perfect sculpture of Christopher Walken, then water the bush in the milk. Approach their front door at exactly 3 miles per hour, and knock on the door 7 times.

 

When they answer the door, punch them in the face.

 

:thumbup:

Just made myself a [bleep]ing delicious salad. Lettuce, spinach, snow peas, almonds, blueberries, raisins, and Italian dressing. [cabbage] is good.

At a friends for 3 nights (well, 2 now) to get away from my parents who are quite literally driving me mad. Honestly they're destroying my emotional/mental security, ruining my life and treating me like some slave. First thing mon morning, im going into Centerlink to lodge these forms.

Thou hath my blessing.

I got lost in this park near our town. It's big but there was a lot of construction going to some paths were closed off. I couldn't find an exit so I jumped over a fence.

 

I also wore the wrong type of cloth for the weather. I hate when I do that :c

Just made myself a [bleep]ing delicious salad. Lettuce, spinach, snow peas, almonds, blueberries, raisins, and Italian dressing. [cabbage] is good.

Mmm. Sounds pretty amazing.

Yes, it's possible. I've done it.

 

 

But it eats a crapload of memory.

How does one do this then?

I'd like this as my background :grin: Couldn't find a burning eye .gif anywhere :sad:

 

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Just made myself a [bleep]ing delicious salad. Lettuce, spinach, snow peas, almonds, blueberries, raisins, and Italian dressing. [cabbage] is good.

Mmm. Sounds pretty amazing.

It was. Raspberries would have made it just about perfect, but I didn't have any.

Just got a notification my Coolermaster HAF 932 case and a few lights I ordered are in. I should have them early tomorrow.

 

Here is what I ordered:

 

I will hook it all up and post some pics in the tech and computers sticky late tomorrow. This case is going to be red themed. The only blue led objects I have is a cpu heatsink/fan (Zalman 9000) and my power supply has a blue led fan.

It should keep my computer cool and looking great.

I took my driving test, passed, then the Secretary of State told us they changed the law and I need my birth certficate with my Seg 2 cert, permit, and test cert. I was kind of mad that nobody'd told me previously.

 

My mom ordered some BrickForge and it cam today, but I can't have my stuff until I really bug her for it because part of it is for my brother whose birthday is soonish. We went to Target after I finished the test and I got a Star Wars Minis Starter Set for $5 (mainly so I can play D&D with Obi-Wan or Cody) and a Lego set (Two bikes and two figs with epic helmets and whatnot for $10!), it was even better because I had a $15 gift card!

 

I went to the library and they gave me a can of Mountain Dew, which I need to find some excuse to drink (diabetes + 46g carb Mt. Dew = not a great idea, but okay). I got Othello in manga form, where he is some whacked out winged angel thing. And Brabantio has horns. And I got The House of the Scorpion in audiobook form, which is like 13 CDs.

 

We decided we're going to the zoo tomorrow. To see a 13 foot alligator. And maybe I'll get my license.

Alright, if you've seen my posts, you know that talking like I'm tough and going on about revenge while not really doing anything is sorta my thing. I can tell you how to get back at them, but you'll have to follow my instructions TO THE LETTER, do you understand?

 

First, go to Walmart, or some other major goods supplier. Buy a pair of hedge clippers, a 30 foot rubber hose, and some milk. Then, head to Home Depot, and by a 6X12 inch plank. Set the plank against their back door and a 45 degree angle, And run the hose down the drainpipe from the roof. Use the hedge clippers to make one of their bushes into a perfect sculpture of Christopher Walken, then water the bush in the milk. Approach their front door at exactly 3 miles per hour, and knock on the door 7 times.

 

When they answer the door, punch them in the face.

Fixed.

 

Went swimming yesterday. Went about a mile, out to this bouy in the lake and back. Friends and swam about halfway to the buoy, rested, then the rest of the way, rest at the buoy, and then all the way back. Now my neck is sore

Only problem is, they are like 5 years older than me.

 

Today when I walked past their house, one guy said, "I'm going to go off on this dude."

 

I'm seriously getting to the point of just calling the police. These people need to get far away from this neighborhood. My brother agrees too.

 

I wish I had a tape recorder, so I can get them on tape and show it to the police.

Only problem is, they are like 5 years older than me.

 

Today when I walked past their house, one guy said, "I'm going to go off on this dude."

 

I'm seriously getting to the point of just calling the police. These people need to get far away from this neighborhood. My brother agrees too.

 

I wish I had a tape recorder, so I can get them on tape and show it to the police.

Buy one?

Alright, if you've seen my posts, you know that talking like I'm tough and going on about revenge while not really doing anything is sorta my thing. I can tell you how to get back at them, but you'll have to follow my instructions TO THE LETTER, do you understand?

 

First, go to Walmart, or some other major goods supplier. Buy a pair of hedge clippers, a 30 foot rubber hose, and some milk. Then, head to Home Depot, and by a 6X12 inch plank. Set the plank against their back door and a 45 degree angle, And run the hose down the drainpipe from the roof. Use the hedge clippers to make one of their bushes into a perfect sculpture of Christopher Walken, then water the bush in the milk. Approach their front door at exactly 3 miles per hour, and knock on the door 7 times.

 

When they answer the door, punch them in the face.

Fixed.

 

Not really fixed when I really have gotten revenge for all but one example I've posted, except for the one last year where I was kidding (he's since become a friend). Or do you mean fixed, as in, had my post neutered?

 

Edit: Anyone know any good pranks? I need one but can't think of anything that doesn't involve Christopher Walken to show up in person.

Alright, if you've seen my posts, you know that talking like I'm tough and going on about revenge while not really doing anything is sorta my thing. I can tell you how to get back at them, but you'll have to follow my instructions TO THE LETTER, do you understand?

 

First, go to Walmart, or some other major goods supplier. Buy a pair of hedge clippers, a 30 foot rubber hose, and some milk. Then, head to Home Depot, and by a 6X12 inch plank. Set the plank against their back door and a 45 degree angle, And run the hose down the drainpipe from the roof. Use the hedge clippers to make one of their bushes into a perfect sculpture of Christopher Walken, then water the bush in the milk. Approach their front door at exactly 3 miles per hour, and knock on the door 7 times.

 

When they answer the door, punch them in the face.

Fixed.

 

Not really fixed when I really have gotten revenge for all but one example I've posted, except for the one last year where I was kidding (he's since become a friend). Or do you mean fixed, as in, had my post neutered?

 

Edit: Anyone know any good pranks? I need one but can't think of anything that doesn't involve Christopher Walken to show up in person.

 

Alternate between death notes and notes pledging your love daily.

I like it.

Sneak into someone's backyard and plant a tree. Best prank ever.