October 9, 201015 yr I gave my shoes a stiff polish, and I feel testosterone pumping around in my body as a result of polishing my shoes.In other news, you're pondering whether or not it's time to unsubscribe to AoM. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
October 9, 201015 yr Today I learned that apple juice + phones shouldn't be placed together :thumbdown:
October 9, 201015 yr Last nights powerhour resulted in five burly men doing burly things in their boxers. Unsurprisingly all the women left the party and we finally got a boys night goin' on for the first time in years.
October 9, 201015 yr Woke up this morning with my cat attacking my feet. It wanted food so I went up to feed it. I couldn't go back to sleep either. It was like 4:00AM. #-o
October 9, 201015 yr LMAO Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket my high school in a couple weeks.
October 9, 201015 yr Going to my Aunt's wedding today, which is in my dads backyard (its really nice, pool, palm trees, exotic plants, outdoor bar, all that jazz). Itll be awkward considering I havent seen that side of the family in 10+ years. And I have no nice clothes to wear. Looks like I'll be going shopping a bit beforehand. Tumblr. Follow me!
October 9, 201015 yr LMAO Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket my high school in a couple weeks.Haha, did they say a reason? Get your trollface on. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
October 9, 201015 yr LMAO Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket my high school in a couple weeks.Haha, did they say a reason? Get your trollface on.It's just general [developmentally delayed]ed stuff like 'THESE "TEACHERS" TEACH KIDS TO ACCEPT GAYS, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WILL BURN IN HELL' and that we're all lustful sinning teenagers that hate God and stuff. They're coming to a lot of universities and a few other schools in the area. I'm accepting any and all ideas on how to troll them without getting beat up or something.
October 9, 201015 yr Honestly, skip the trolling and go straight for the finishing move. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.
October 9, 201015 yr LMAO Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket my high school in a couple weeks.Haha, did they say a reason? Get your trollface on.It's just general [developmentally delayed]ed stuff like 'THESE "TEACHERS" TEACH KIDS TO ACCEPT GAYS, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WILL BURN IN HELL' and that we're all lustful sinning teenagers that hate God and stuff. They're coming to a lot of universities and a few other schools in the area. I'm accepting any and all ideas on how to troll them without getting beat up or something. Start hitting on fred phelps (or w/e his name is). "oh fred you so hot I want you".
October 9, 201015 yr I wish they would come to Canada: when people come face to face with evil, they tend to experience an effect rather similar to immunization. I can't imagine that that church actually has a positive effect on any of the causes that they support. "Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security." Support transparency... and by extension, freedom and democracy.
October 9, 201015 yr Tonight is the homecoming dance at my school... but I have to work for a friend who is going to it ._. This sucks. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
October 9, 201015 yr Got on youtube and saw this: Time to chill for 5 minutes before I go to work. 65,280 to 99 fletching on 3-14-0940,405 to 99 woodcutting on 10-17-2009
October 9, 201015 yr Ahahaha Took SATs today, they sucked as expected. I hope I did better than last time because otherwise it was a waste of 5 hours. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
October 9, 201015 yr I just realized I take the PSATs next week, it's just like the SATs but scores don't matter, right?
October 9, 201015 yr I just realized I take the PSATs next week, it's just like the SATs but scores don't matter, right? Nope, they are just as important. If you fail those, you lose the game. :P they are just for practice. 65,280 to 99 fletching on 3-14-0940,405 to 99 woodcutting on 10-17-2009
October 9, 201015 yr The real difference is that one is about an hour or so long, the other is 5 hours. And one is absolutely worthless. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
October 9, 201015 yr ^That's not true, if you do well on the PSAT you become a National Merit Scholar...or some title like that... Speaking of tests, next Wednesday I do my driving test. (Going forward and backward through 5 cones, then driving around the block.) I can't choke.
October 9, 201015 yr I don't qualify for scholarships or anything like that from doing well on the PSAT because I'm only a sophomore. I'll actually attempt to do well to a certain degree on it though, because I'd like to see how my scores stack up. Almost all of the reading and writing questions are easy from what I've seen on the College Board site, I [bleep]ing suck at the math though.
October 9, 201015 yr Speaking of tests, next Wednesday I do my driving test. (Going forward and backward through 5 cones, then driving around the block.) I can't choke.Easiest test ever. I'm so jealous. I wish mine was like that.
October 9, 201015 yr LMAO Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket my high school in a couple weeks.Haha, did they say a reason? Get your trollface on.It's just general [developmentally delayed]ed stuff like 'THESE "TEACHERS" TEACH KIDS TO ACCEPT GAYS, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WILL BURN IN HELL' and that we're all lustful sinning teenagers that hate God and stuff. They're coming to a lot of universities and a few other schools in the area. I'm accepting any and all ideas on how to troll them without getting beat up or something.Buy a Guy Fawkes mask in case the opportunity for random irl trolling shows up. Make satirical signs, or signs that point out parts of the Bible that would be against WBC. My personal favorite is "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth the little ones against the stones" -Psalm 137:9
October 10, 201015 yr LMAO Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket my high school in a couple weeks.Haha, did they say a reason? Get your trollface on.It's just general [developmentally delayed]ed stuff like 'THESE "TEACHERS" TEACH KIDS TO ACCEPT GAYS, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WILL BURN IN HELL' and that we're all lustful sinning teenagers that hate God and stuff. They're coming to a lot of universities and a few other schools in the area. I'm accepting any and all ideas on how to troll them without getting beat up or something.Buy a Guy Fawkes mask in case the opportunity for random irl trolling shows up. Make satirical signs, or signs that point out parts of the Bible that would be against WBC. My personal favorite is "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth the little ones against the stones" -Psalm 137:9 Also, for satirical signs: As one Tifer once said: "If God has gays, then why were there no women at the last supper?" And as I thought up, with far less creativity "JESUS LIKED IT UP THE BUTT, SO EAT YOUR BREAD (HIS MANFLESH) AND DRINK YOUR WINE (HIS "BLOOD")."Or just "JESUS LIKED IT UP THE BUTT." ^That might get you beaten up, though. On the upside, if they attayou, you effectively sent them to jail, and get to sue the crap out of them. Courts hate Westboro. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
October 10, 201015 yr LMAO Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket my high school in a couple weeks.Haha, did they say a reason? Get your trollface on.It's just general [developmentally delayed]ed stuff like 'THESE "TEACHERS" TEACH KIDS TO ACCEPT GAYS, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WILL BURN IN HELL' and that we're all lustful sinning teenagers that hate God and stuff. They're coming to a lot of universities and a few other schools in the area. I'm accepting any and all ideas on how to troll them without getting beat up or something.Buy a Guy Fawkes mask in case the opportunity for random irl trolling shows up. Make satirical signs, or signs that point out parts of the Bible that would be against WBC. My personal favorite is "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth the little ones against the stones" -Psalm 137:9 Also, for satirical signs: As one Tifer once said: "If God has gays, then why were there no women at the last supper?" And as I thought up, with far less creativity "JESUS LIKED IT UP THE BUTT, SO EAT YOUR BREAD (HIS MANFLESH) AND DRINK YOUR WINE (HIS "BLOOD")."Or just "JESUS LIKED IT UP THE BUTT." ^That might get you beaten up, though. On the upside, if they attayou, you effectively sent them to jail, and get to sue the crap out of them. Courts hate Westboro. As does the rest of the world. "Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security." Support transparency... and by extension, freedom and democracy.
October 10, 201015 yr Speaking of tests, next Wednesday I do my driving test. (Going forward and backward through 5 cones, then driving around the block.) I can't choke.Easiest test ever. I'm so jealous. I wish mine was like that. How is yours?
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