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I don't understand what's so fun about watching horror films.

 

I hate being startled/frightened. I pretty much experience anxiety whenever I try to watch one.

 

Creepypastas, however, are okay because those just leave a feeling of creepiness and not fright.

Same. Even really gory movies like Saw. Not my kinda thing. I'll only watch a horror film when I'm with a bunch of friends. In that case, I try to make as many jokes throughout the movie as possible.

 

So, I just get a text from a number I didn't have in my phone. The conversation is as follows:

 

Neighbor: "Hey, this is [name]" (he my younger brother's age)

Me: "Hey man"

Neighbor: "A friend of mine collapsed his lung randomly last night"

 

o.O You went through the trouble to get my number to text me that? :o

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God damnit...

That's...Rebecca Black? What?

 

She was funny with Friday. But this...it's not bad, or awkward, or anything. What the hell man? What the hell.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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It's just another generic mainstream pop song.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Gotta get down on Friday fellas!

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Gotta get down on Friday fellas!

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But it's my birthday :cry:

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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But it's not Friday.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I finally scheduled my driver's test for a license. I could have done it months ago, but oh well. It's this Saturday. I just need to learn how to back around a corner, I'm so bad at that.

 

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I just trolled some kids so hard that they left the park.

 

I was swinging and they kept running through the swings, pissing me off. Then they asked me questions like if I was popular at school and they called me a nerd and such.

 

I knew what I had to do. I started talking non-stop about Megadeth and Judas Priest albums and they kept telling me to shut up, but I kept going. They eventually said, "FORGET THIS!" and left.

 

Then, they came back. And the trolling commenced again. I then said, "HEY! HEY WAIT! I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE TV SHOW!" and they all groaned. I started talking non-stop about My Little Pony and how Fluttershy was my favorite pony.

 

They asked me if I was "normal or gay" (like being gay wasn't normal), so I asked them what was wrong with being homosexual. They ignored the question, so I went on and on about politics and they eventually just left.

 

Then my face:

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I just trolled some kids so hard that they left the park.

 

I was swinging and they kept running through the swings, pissing me off. Then they asked me questions like if I was popular at school and they called me a nerd and such.

 

I knew what I had to do. I started talking non-stop about Megadeth and Judas Priest albums and they kept telling me to shut up, but I kept going. They eventually said, "FORGET THIS!" and left.

 

Then, they came back. And the trolling commenced again. I then said, "HEY! HEY WAIT! I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE TV SHOW!" and they all groaned. I started talking non-stop about My Little Pony and how Fluttershy was my favorite pony.

 

They asked me if I was "normal or gay" (like being gay wasn't normal), so I asked them what was wrong with being homosexual. They ignored the question, so I went on and on about politics and they eventually just left.

 

Then my face:

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I just trolled some kids so hard that they left the park.

 

I was swinging and they kept running through the swings, pissing me off. Then they asked me questions like if I was popular at school and they called me a nerd and such.

 

I knew what I had to do. I started talking non-stop about Megadeth and Judas Priest albums and they kept telling me to shut up, but I kept going. They eventually said, "FORGET THIS!" and left.

 

Then, they came back. And the trolling commenced again. I then said, "HEY! HEY WAIT! I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE TV SHOW!" and they all groaned. I started talking non-stop about My Little Pony and how Fluttershy was my favorite pony.

 

They asked me if I was "normal or gay" (like being gay wasn't normal), so I asked them what was wrong with being homosexual. They ignored the question, so I went on and on about politics and they eventually just left.

 

Then my face:

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I finally scheduled my driver's test for a license. I could have done it months ago, but oh well. It's this Saturday. I just need to learn how to back around a corner, I'm so bad at that.

Good luck man. Just remember to stop at train tracks even if a train isn't crossing. Many of my friends failed their test because they didn't stop at train tracks. I don't know how it is up there in Washington, but be warned.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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This video's pretty hilarious. Turn your volume up because it's hard to hear.

 

Maybe you're just hard of hearing... It was so loud and so crap I just muted it ;-;

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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Yeah I was at least expecting some funny commentary from the "artist". That was something a 10 year old might find funny though.

Doomy edit: I like sheep

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This video's pretty hilarious. Turn your volume up because it's hard to hear.

 

Maybe you're just hard of hearing... It was so loud and so crap I just muted it ;-;

That's the joke. :>

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This video's pretty hilarious. Turn your volume up because it's hard to hear.

 

Maybe you're just hard of hearing... It was so loud and so crap I just muted it ;-;

That's the joke. :>

 

I think I would be able to understand a joke. That's just first class ear rape >.>

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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Don't remind me, Dizzle.

:mellow:

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I finally scheduled my driver's test for a license. I could have done it months ago, but oh well. It's this Saturday. I just need to learn how to back around a corner, I'm so bad at that.

Good luck man. Just remember to stop at train tracks even if a train isn't crossing. Many of my friends failed their test because they didn't stop at train tracks. I don't know how it is up there in Washington, but be warned.

That's interesting, I didn't know that was a law. Makes sense though, I guess. Luckily there aren't any train tracks by the Department of Licensing here. And thanks!

 

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