Silverion Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 All was quiet... Or was it? While everyone rested... Your fearless leader was waging a war... My own home had been infiltrated by terrifying legions of the enemy! Thousands of... no, hundreds of-- Ok.. Two bats... but I fought them valiantly, trying to remain brave and strong for all of you, knowing that everything depended on my courage. The world would be safe! I would make it so! Finally, after fighting on and on, with everything I had. I won the battle and the intruders had been removed! I spoke to some people soon after, causing them a little confusion about the battle. [5] silverion says: ARGHHH enemy sent 2 batman to attack command room i was fighting to the last blood [5] silverion says: damn i'm all wet it was hopping and squeeking all around they dont get out of window even if i was using all heavy weapons on them damn bats They seemed fearful that my mind was gone. [5] DarkDude says: Yeah, Silv is gone... [5] Snipersas says: ? what lol [5] pokemama says: wth are you playing? Some even tried to leave. [5] Turtle sneaks toward the door [5] Howlin joins Turtle So I explained a little better. [5] silverion says: lol 2 bats got in my room i was trying to push them out of the window [5] pokemama says: two REAL bats? [5] silverion says: yes REAL bats never happened before They seemed to understand the situation a little better. Or did they? [5] Nic O says: Che è stato divertente silv inglese! Mi è stato così difficile ridere! Hahaha [5] DarkDude has no idea what just happened And others helped them to understand. [5] Turtle says: There were bats... [5] Snipersas says: and they attacked silv apparently [5] Turtle says: and Nic thought Silv's english was funny I explained the battle more clearly. They needed to understand the heavy weapons that I was using. Never underestimate a broom and an old shirt! I also needed to make sure there were no more of the bats lurking in my home! [5] silverion says: lol i was battling 2 bats in left hand i have a broom and in right a old tshirt :P [5] silverion says: damn now i have to go to bedroom and close window .. and check all around if enemy penetrated rest of area and is waiting in hiding .. [5] silverion says: lol in that battle i found i was not good to swing broom with left so i changed position then i was punched to end of room and was obligated to use both hands on broom and evade blowing Tv and monitors .. jumping over cables and chair ... one even hide in air conditioner and don't wished to go out Finally, I explained how it ended. [5] silverion says: in end one was wise enough to see that window door was open and fly away other got hit a few times with broom and in end waited patiently for me to drag him with tshirt to the door and after pushed 3 times even had the strength to go in flight [6] silverion says: some bats wait in bat ambulance .... one with broken wing ask his friend with all head bloody and one leg short... " damn you look bad i hit a window and fall 20 floors so i broke wing but yoo look worse" second one look with one working eye and say " damn i was flying too low and have a frontal with a car" .. in that moment door slam open and nurses push in comatose bat .. "wow" bats ask "what hit him?" ... shaking in fear bat nurse whispers looking at door "Tip.it ADMIN" So, although they came to my home uninvited, I won the war and did not hurt them, but was merciful and allowed them to leave unharmed, except for their bat pride. They will know to stay far away from me in the future! English translation provided by Turtlefemm on behalf of Silverion You know this guy was once a top smith in all Runescape :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Avatar Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 My hero. Previously known as Monkeybeast0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magmaguard3 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 The greatest thing to happen to the world since Dr. Pepper! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Wow :lol: Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 That's cool and all that you helped build this website, but .. um .. I don't see the point in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowman_133 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Said bats have been officially pwnt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la la la Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I think someone had a little too much italian beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 How much XP did you get? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 He's talking about the bats that caused Tip.it to go down. :roll: Just a guess? Lol. I enjoyed reading it, nonetheless. :lol: =D> ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Can you protect me from the bats living in my head? lol HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wkw Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 And because he is admin, you don't go moving his post to off topic? :S Runescape player since 2005 Ego Sum Deus Quo Malum Caligo et Barathum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das1330 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 How much XP did you get? :lol: he made it to level 2 bat fighting, so at least 83 EXP I suppose. [5] silverion advanced a level you are now lv 2 Bat fighter ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toad Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 makes no sense batboy, but wb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackroses51 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Truly an epic win! At least now I know what weapons to wield against those dastardly bats. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodArgon Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 That's cool and all that you helped build this website, but .. um .. I don't see the point in this? Thats why he doesnt need a reason. 99 Crafting :: 39,750th || 99 Attack :: 1,775th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toad Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 That's cool and all that you helped build this website, but .. um .. I don't see the point in this? Thats why he doesnt need a reason. I need my own topic, i can see it now; Dirty Laundry, Finishes off Finger Lick'n Chick'n. Yum A sock can dream can't he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackroses51 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 That's cool and all that you helped build this website, but .. um .. I don't see the point in this? Thats why he doesnt need a reason. I need my own topic, i can see it now; Dirty Laundry, Finishes off Finger Lick'n Chick'n. Yum A sock can dream can't he I'd read it. :| ...As long as I hear at least 3 reviews telling me it has good plot and character development with a nicely moving storyline. :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Tanya Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Silv, that's hilarious. -You're crazy! and I'm getting a little scared :ohnoes: "America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people."-George W. Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enipeus Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 awseome!! :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Congratulations, you have completed your slayer task of: 2 bats. Talk to a Slayer Master for another assignment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 You harmed their bat pride?! How could you?! :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 ...Im torn On one hand (preferrably my left), that was epic :D On my other left hand... No point in the topic. :x :D+:x= :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmanpur3 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Isn't this *Runescape* General discussion....not just general general discussion? ie - this doesn't belong here? May the presents of our lord and savior, Santa, be with you this holiday season!First annual Clausmas - 2009 December 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinPete112 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 [hide=]All was quiet... Or was it? While everyone rested... Your fearless leader was waging a war... My own home had been infiltrated by terrifying legions of the enemy! Thousands of... no, hundreds of-- Ok.. Two bats... but I fought them valiantly, trying to remain brave and strong for all of you, knowing that everything depended on my courage. The world would be safe! I would make it so! Finally, after fighting on and on, with everything I had. I won the battle and the intruders had been removed! I spoke to some people soon after, causing them a little confusion about the battle. [5] silverion says: ARGHHH enemy sent 2 batman to attack command room i was fighting to the last blood [5] silverion says: damn i'm all wet it was hopping and squeeking all around they dont get out of window even if i was using all heavy weapons on them damn bats They seemed fearful that my mind was gone. [5] DarkDude says: Yeah, Silv is gone... [5] Snipersas says: ? what lol [5] pokemama says: wth are you playing? Some even tried to leave. [5] Turtle sneaks toward the door [5] Howlin joins Turtle So I explained a little better. [5] silverion says: lol 2 bats got in my room i was trying to push them out of the window [5] pokemama says: two REAL bats? [5] silverion says: yes REAL bats never happened before They seemed to understand the situation a little better. Or did they? [5] Nic O says: Che è stato divertente silv inglese! Mi è stato così difficile ridere! Hahaha [5] DarkDude has no idea what just happened And others helped them to understand. [5] Turtle says: There were bats... [5] Snipersas says: and they attacked silv apparently [5] Turtle says: and Nic thought Silv's english was funny I explained the battle more clearly. They needed to understand the heavy weapons that I was using. Never underestimate a broom and an old shirt! I also needed to make sure there were no more of the bats lurking in my home! [5] silverion says: lol i was battling 2 bats in left hand i have a broom and in right a old tshirt :P [5] silverion says: damn now i have to go to bedroom and close window .. and check all around if enemy penetrated rest of area and is waiting in hiding .. [5] silverion says: lol in that battle i found i was not good to swing broom with left so i changed position then i was punched to end of room and was obligated to use both hands on broom and evade blowing Tv and monitors .. jumping over cables and chair ... one even hide in air conditioner and don't wished to go out Finally, I explained how it ended. [5] silverion says: in end one was wise enough to see that window door was open and fly away other got hit a few times with broom and in end waited patiently for me to drag him with tshirt to the door and after pushed 3 times even had the strength to go in flight [6] silverion says: some bats wait in bat ambulance .... one with broken wing ask his friend with all head bloody and one leg short... " damn you look bad i hit a window and fall 20 floors so i broke wing but yoo look worse" second one look with one working eye and say " damn i was flying too low and have a frontal with a car" .. in that moment door slam open and nurses push in comatose bat .. "wow" bats ask "what hit him?" ... shaking in fear bat nurse whispers looking at door "Tip.it ADMIN" So, although they came to my home uninvited, I won the war and did not hurt them, but was merciful and allowed them to leave unharmed, except for their bat pride. They will know to stay far away from me in the future! English translation provided by Turtlefemm on behalf of Silverion [/hide] Its ok, let it all loose, we're here for you. Sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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