sarg1010 Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Whenever I buy a new song or cd, I don't stop listening to it for a couple if days. Like, I will listening to nothing but that song/album on repeat until I get sick of it. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 ^Same here, then you stop listening to it but revisit it months (years?) later and get hooked on it again. I destroyed the intestines of our old vacuum on purpose so my mother would buy a new one. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've tried to destroy my old mobile phone (Motorola Razr - 4 years old) countless times to get my mother to buy me a new phone, but to no avail - this phone seems indestructible. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've tried to destroy my old mobile phone (Motorola Razr - 4 years old) countless times to get my mother to buy me a new phone, but to no avail - this phone seems indestructible. Reminds me of someone in one of my classes last year. We used to hang out together at lunch and everyday he tried different ways to destroy it, and yes, it didn't work. :razz: (Yes, same phone.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've tried to destroy my old mobile phone (Motorola Razr - 4 years old) countless times to get my mother to buy me a new phone, but to no avail - this phone seems indestructible. Why get a new phone? That one seems sturdy and useful. Besides, some phones aren't meant to break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've tried to destroy my old mobile phone (Motorola Razr - 4 years old) countless times to get my mother to buy me a new phone, but to no avail - this phone seems indestructible. Reminds me of someone in one of my classes last year. We used to hang out together at lunch and everyday he tried different ways to destroy it, and yes, it didn't work. :razz: (Yes, same phone.) Fresnel Lens + Sunlight > Any phone Here's a vid of Fresnel lens melting a padlock into a puddle, albeit slowly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've tried to destroy my old mobile phone (Motorola Razr - 4 years old) countless times to get my mother to buy me a new phone, but to no avail - this phone seems indestructible. Why get a new phone? That one seems sturdy and useful. Besides, some phones aren't meant to break. It's slow, can only store 20 text messages and has 3MB of hard disk space. While it's very durable it's recently started to fail more and more. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 It's slow, can only store 20 text messages and has 3MB of hard disk space. While it's very durable it's recently started to fail more and more.Just "lose" it. Or throw it off a cliff. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've thought about that many times, I just feel overcome by guilt whenever I attempt to destroy a phone that has served me so well. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've taken my friend's ex-girlfriend as my own. He doesn't know, and he didn't know about us before when they were still dating. The only trouble is she's 17 and still in high school and I'm 18 and in college. Also yesterday I told her I love her even though I'm not sure just because I know she does and I wanted her to say it. She did immediately. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've taken my friend's ex-girlfriend as my own. He doesn't know, and he didn't know about us before when they were still dating. The only trouble is she's 17 and still in high school and I'm 18 and in college. Just wait for her birthday. Shouldn't be too long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I've taken my friend's ex-girlfriend as my own. He doesn't know, and he didn't know about us before when they were still dating. The only trouble is she's 17 and still in high school and I'm 18 and in college. Also yesterday I told her I love her even though I'm not sure just because I know she does and I wanted her to say it. She did immediately.You've taken his ex as your ex? :unsure: Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Put your phone in water. My brother broke his Razr by accident in just a few seconds, well, after having it for a year or so. Now he has his second blackberry as the first one also broke after about a year lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I've dropped it in a puddle before, still works perfectly. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Open it, open a door halfway, stick the screen in the gap between the hinges (from the side towards which the door does not open, obviously), have someone else close the door as tight as possible then push the knob. If it's a metal door I can't see it not working. Pretend it fell in the hallways and someone stepped on it. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Destroy the port you plug the charger in. That's how my old phone was eventually destroyed. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Will it blend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Why don't you just ask for a new one... Surely if you explained to your parents how inconvenient it is having a phone that can only store 20 texts? Or am I being to sensible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Will it blend?Thought of that too. Try to burn the charger with a lighter, if it's partly plastic it probably won't hold properly. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Why not just open it and take a hammer to it? Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magbill Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 You could just open it up and slam it with your foot or a hammer.My old phone was like a brick, i threw it at least 10 metres in the air on to concrete and all it got was a scratch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkmutt Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I love how we're all giving suggestions on how to destroy a cellphone but....Have you ever made a call with a microwaved cellphone? [hide=Drops]Dragon: Spear x1, Med helm x3, legs x2, pickaxe x1, skirt x3, scimitar x1Barrows: DH helm x1, Verac Brassy x2, Karil Skirt x1, Ahrim Hood x2, Guthan SpearGWD: Arma Helm x1Other: Handcannon x4, Leaf Bladed Sword x3[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 What? That's no fun. Cover it in thermite, and watch it burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoShazam Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I tried creating the world's most powerful pokemon,and I succeeded.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Well considering they don't exist it might as well be a Metapod. I'm [cabbage]ting my pants. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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