April 29, 200917 yr Both of my parents were sick today with flu-like symptoms.. :lol: So I come into school, to see I have a substitute. I go up to greet her, and it turns out, she's also sick. Me and a few friends hid under our desks and pointed at her saying "She's infected, run for your lives!" Fun first period cause she was always taking a break to take a breath or blow her nose :lol: What the [bleep] is wrong with you. Don't worry. He's probably infected as well by now.
April 29, 200917 yr To Madgascar! Quick before they SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!! Pandemic II reference? OH NO! SOMEONE COUGHED IN MOSCOW! CLOSE THE BORDERS /ref I'm in Saskatchewan, Canada... It's just us and Manitoba left in the middle. Gas Masks effective/overkill? or should I just stick to surgical masks? EdIT: Oh [cabbage]. I just found out there are 3 cases of it under investigation here, in the drug province of Canada... Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz.
April 29, 200917 yr There's a couple in LA as well which is kinda bad... going to be a sandwich... In Vista? now Vista has every virus known to man and machine. :shock: If people are that worried you could just go buy a gas mask and lots of spare filters, as well as a biohaz suit, just for the looks. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!
April 29, 200917 yr Q. What do you get when you put a pig, a chicken, and a human into a blender and throw it at someone? A. World epidemic. :lol: ______________
April 29, 200917 yr Author FUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!! There is a case of swine flu in chicago now, not safe anymore...... :ohnoes: 99 Hunter - November 1st, 200899 Cooking -July 22nd, 200999 Firemaking - July 29th, 201099 Fletching - December 30th, 2010
April 29, 200917 yr Is there another new flu out? I heard people talking about it in one of my lessons but all I heard was 'Asian.' Those bastards -shakes fist- ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
April 29, 200917 yr http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20090429/NEWS-US-FLU-USA-DEATH/ First death in America. Ah crap and I have people who is meant to be coming over to visit me from there in less then a month :cry: :cry:
April 29, 200917 yr The first death in America was of a 23 month old baby, so its immune system was crap, so STOP FLIPPIN' PANICKING! Also, Shrek! must escape to NYC before the blow up the bridges though... Once again, surgical masks only protect you from larger particles like people's sneeze matter, but if the virus is covered in mucus it will freely pass through the mask. remember, most viruses are just a shell of proteins and DNA. It is much smaller than a human cell and can get through almost anything. This means, stick with the power armor and helmets...
April 29, 200917 yr LOL at the Pandemic 2 reference with the Madagascar thing, just goes to show how badly the media react to everything. My legions of fans:
April 29, 200917 yr The pandemic level is now at 5. The highest it goes is 6. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast]
April 29, 200917 yr and new Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_swine_flu_outbreak [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
April 29, 200917 yr Thread title needs to be changed seeing as the virus has gone to such places as Australia... ^ Blog.
April 29, 200917 yr I don't think the media is blowing it out of proportion that much, people have died even every one of them was in Mexico (apart from the 23 month old baby in America) where they don't have the best medical care... ______________
April 29, 200917 yr Author Thread title needs to be changed seeing as the virus has gone to such places as Australia... happy? :P 99 Hunter - November 1st, 200899 Cooking -July 22nd, 200999 Firemaking - July 29th, 201099 Fletching - December 30th, 2010
April 29, 200917 yr Now it looks stupid Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz.
April 29, 200917 yr I don't think the media is blowing it out of proportion that much, people have died even every one of them was in Mexico (apart from the 23 month old baby in America) where they don't have the best medical care... its still being inflated a little, this isnt the type of virus that could actually wipe us out. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.
April 29, 200917 yr Now it looks stupid How. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
April 29, 200917 yr Now it looks stupid How. When I said it looked stupid, it had a few extra exclamation marks. Now it's good, Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz.
April 29, 200917 yr Now it looks stupid How. When I said it looked stupid, it had a few extra exclamation marks. Now it's good, It needs capital letters imo. :-k I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator].
April 29, 200917 yr Now it looks stupid How. When I said it looked stupid, it had a few extra exclamation marks. Now it's good, It needs capital letters imo. :-k mhm, I'd make the title SWINE INFLUENZA PANDEMIC if i were you, I have no idea why there is so much discussion about the title though. :? [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
April 30, 200917 yr OMFG!!! Swine flu is gonna kill us all!!!! :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: Sorry that's the expected reaction. Swine flu is like bird flu. What ever happened to bird flu killing everyone? The media plays off peoples fears (like religion), that's all this is. The swine flu will quietly die out and we'll have the next pandemic on our hands. Simple as that. So in conclusion: 1. Swine flu isn't a pandemic 2. it won't kill everybody 3. If we're gonna start worshipping news reporters, I say we worship Barbara Walters 4. We all know the world will not end until 2012 5. Just keep an eye out for local zombies if you are really scared by this disease 6. Gummy worms!!! Ponies!
April 30, 200917 yr Swine flu is like bird flu. What ever happened to bird flu killing everyone? The media plays off peoples fears (like religion), that's all this is. The swine flu will quietly die out and we'll have the next pandemic on our hands. Simple as that. Are you really that much of a flamebait artist as to bring religion into EVERY possible subject? I'm not just talking about you, but most of OT. You talk [cabbage] about religion every chance you get, and why? You say you hate it when someone tries to push their beliefs on you? It's just as annoying when an atheist does it. And why do you think religion plays on people's fears? It's not a corporation (though scientology maybe is, what religion charges you to be in it?). They don't have some grand plan to take over the earth, and they're not making money from it. This isn't the thread to discuss this, PM me if you want to continue. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
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