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Swine flu virus

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So are there any cures to this or will we all die?

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Oh damn, I'm completely surrounded, god damn center of Europe [cabbage]hole of a country (that's enough swearing for one line).

 

 

 

Seriously though, it's already in my capital (1.5hrs away from me by car), just across the Channel, all around Northern France and Germany. 0.0

Its getting closer to me now :?

 

DO NOT WANT

 

*loads shotgun*

 

THEY'RE COMING I TELL YOU.

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I think I be slightly closer than WoodenFruit!

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You're both closer then you think: I recall seeing some cases just accross the channel from that town called Oostende in Belgium.

We need to construct a full map with everyone's general locations, so we know where exactly to nuke. :-k And daniels, you need to nuke France more. They had it coming too.

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Mexico shall be reduced to a nuclear wasteland! Cut off the virus at its source!

 

Hit it in the same area with every nuclear bomb and missile in existance!

 

Then put a giant dome over mexico!

 

Its fool proof!

 

Overuse of excalamation marks!

 

EDIT-Evacuate all tipiters first. Unless they're infected, then keep them in a bubble until they are cured,

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[hide=Admeral Ackbar Wrote]ITS A TRAP![/hide]

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Why do i have to live so close to one of the only cases in my country :cry:

 

 

 

We need to find a stronghold where we can all hide.

 

 

 

 

 

I have the worst job for this kind of thing, on the checkouts in a supermarket, i have to come in close contact with hundreds of people each day, i bet you i catch it.

Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!

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Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^

Well maybe the Swine flu will not want to pay £5.40 to come in Wales :thumbsup:

 

 

 

On a more serious note...

 

 

 

Me and my friend are preparing ourselves for zombie invasion...

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PLAN ON HOW TO SAVE EUROPE

 

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W00t. Romanians aren't getting nuked. My heritage shall be saved.

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Why do i have to live so close to one of the only cases in my country :cry:

 

 

 

We need to find a stronghold where we can all hide.

 

 

 

 

 

I have the worst job for this kind of thing, on the checkouts in a supermarket, i have to come in close contact with hundreds of people each day, i bet you i catch it.

 

 

 

That's not a confirmed case... while I on the other hand, live 20 min away from 3 confirmed cases -.-

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Something tells me this is a good time to take a vacation on the moon. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I think 4 people were tested in Norway. 2 of them didnt have it, 2 (a couple) are waiting for results.

 

Id rather have school then not have school knowing there is a deadly desease roaming the very streets where I live.

 

 

 

No confirmed cases in Norway yet though, thank god.

 

 

 

The only thing I can breath relieved from is that people have only died from it in Mexico and the western side of the US.

 

(From what the map reads.)

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It's only a matter of time before is spreads D:

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

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It's only a matter of time before is spreads D:

 

Holy [cabbage] I live on the other side of Manchester to you :shock: Hi there!

 

 

 

I'm closer though so I'll die first and tell you when I do so you know how long you has.

 

 

 

We need to make a Google Map of tifer's locations so we can use it to create a chart of 'Who will die first' and place bets on who'll be the last person alive.

 

 

 

I've calculated that it would take someone 17 minutes to drive from Sale to my house and give me Swine Flu :? :? :? :?

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I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator].

Run for your lives childen, we're all gunna die!

 

 

 

:lol:

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Georgia aint to far a way and if the swine flu gets to there by summer I'll be in Ecuador with the penguins.

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Here is a good TRUSTABLE confirmed swine flu toll in the united states: http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/

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