l0l0lpur34 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 i can't beleive people seem to seriously think this couldn't turn into a serious global pandemic with thousands of deaths. although it probably won't if the WHO and world governments take action now (like with SARS), we are still biological creatures and as such are vulnerable to pandemics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I'm getting paranoid. I was all tired yesterday and now I think I'm coming down with a cold... my brother's been coughing for the past few days too. I actually want Swine Flu though because then I can feel special... I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBeam Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I wouldn't completely mind having the Swine Flu... Hospitals have inflicted worse on me. Yeah, Racheya, you might want to consider getting that checked. Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I wouldn't completely mind having the Swine Flu... Hospitals have inflicted worse on me. Yeah, Racheya, you might want to consider getting that checked. I think if either of us get any worse we might do... I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Two confirmed cases in UK. Kinda weird, a guy has contracted it even though he hasn't gone to mexico. Why Egypt, why are you slaughtering all your pigs? It's not the plague! ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBeam Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Two confirmed cases in UK. Kinda weird, a guy has contracted it even though he hasn't gone to mexico. Why Egypt, why are you slaughtering all your pigs? It's not the plague! You don't need to go to Mexico. You just have to get in contact with someone who has been to Mexico or someone in contact with someone who has been to Mexico or any number of people leading to someone who has been to Mexico, or contact with objects that have been in contact with Swine Flue. And racheya, you should check ASAP. You run a risk of infecting others if you do have it. Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0l0lpur34 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Two confirmed cases in UK. Kinda weird, a guy has contracted it even though he hasn't gone to mexico. Why Egypt, why are you slaughtering all your pigs? It's not the plague! egypt got hit pretty hard by bird flu so aren't taking any risks (I assume that's part of the reason) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 some idiot resource teacher who must have an iq of [bleep] ten, treats everyone like they're six years old, and is about as intelligent as a third grader, convinced almost my whole school that there have been 75 deaths from swine flu in canada alone. Maybe she confused Canada with Mexico? Way to assume the teacher is a female :lol: Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Two suspected cases, each within about 150 yards of my current location :shock: SWIM TO MEXICO DIZZEL. Oh shi- nvm. Plan A was always swim/run away to Mexico. SWIM TO CANADA! Wait nvm. SWIM TO SOMEWHERE SAFE! Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I love all the swine flu jokes on the radio. "They called swine flu H1N1 because R2D2 was already taken. In other news, B. Arthur has died from prostate cancer." SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Two suspected cases, each within about 150 yards of my current location :shock: SWIM TO MEXICO DIZZEL. Oh shi- nvm. Plan A was always swim/run away to Mexico. SWIM TO CANADA! Wait nvm. SWIM TO SOMEWHERE SAFE! SWIM TO SOUTH AMERICA! Then start a flying cod fish farm in Brazil. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniels911 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Two suspected cases, each within about 150 yards of my current location :shock: SWIM TO MEXICO DIZZEL. Oh shi- nvm. Plan A was always swim/run away to Mexico. SWIM TO CANADA! Wait nvm. SWIM TO SOMEWHERE SAFE! SWIM TO MADAGASCAR BEFORE THEY SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Two suspected cases, each within about 150 yards of my current location :shock: SWIM TO MEXICO DIZZEL. Oh shi- nvm. Plan A was always swim/run away to Mexico. SWIM TO CANADA! Wait nvm. SWIM TO SOMEWHERE SAFE! SWIM TO MADAGASCAR BEFORE THEY SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING I was playing that game the other day. Swine flu killed the whole world :twisted: Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteguy Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 My sister has some symptoms. They are taking her to the doctor in a couple of minutes, let's hope it's not :S My Last.fm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahila Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I actually want Swine Flu though because then I can feel special... you're [bleep]ing pathetic...you can't find any way to feel special other than contracting a potentially deadly and contagious virus??? good god.... anyways, i live somewhat near mexico and they say if one person at my school gets the flu then they will close school off for 2 weeks, which would COMPLETELY SUCK since we only have about 2 weeks left anyways #-o :wall: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Now Massachusetts has the fifth most confirmed cases in America. And we're so far north... Harvard Dental School has closed. Harvard School of Public Health, where my dad works part-time, shares the same campus. They shut it down pretty quickly so I doubt it'll spread too much. Runescapeloser, apparently a middle schooler in your district has it (confirmed). :? From a CNN article: "The Department of Education said that as of noon on Friday 433 schools, with a total of 245,449 students, in 17 states have been closed." I heard from my friend that if a student is confirmed to have the swine flu, then schools in that district will close for two weeks. A chorus from his school went on a trip to Costa Rica, now they're all being tested. A new map, by the way. (And has no one really brought up the flying pigs pun...?) Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemeja Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 They said we'd have a black president when pigs flew. I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 They said we'd have a black president when pigs flew. I win! :lol: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I actually want Swine Flu though because then I can feel special... you're [bleep] pathetic...you can't find any way to feel special other than contracting a potentially deadly and contagious virus??? good god.... anyways, i live somewhat near mexico and they say if one person at my school gets the flu then they will close school off for 2 weeks, which would COMPLETELY SUCK since we only have about 2 weeks left anyways #-o :wall: Yes, I am that sad. :cry: If I wasn't then I wouldn't be here on a Saturday night. I'm not totally serious though... I mean, I'd only want it if I could be guaranteed internet access if I got quarantined... They said we'd have a black president when pigs flew. I win! :lol: :lol: I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will H Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I found a useful timeline-map from the BBC news site tracking reported cases and deaths of swine flu around the world over each day since it was originally reported, if anyone's interested. It might prove a useful reference of where to nuke: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8021547.stm It's also got some history and information and stuff if you click the links above the map. ~ W ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin0001 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Ha ha ok this should be interesting, there is one confirmed case in Ireland now (a man in the East). *Wonders what the papers will say tomorrow and for the next coming days* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 rofl, for the past three days I've been coughing, and I've been tired, and had headaches, and I've felt nauseous. I think I'm getting sick. forgot to add I've got fever. even if I do get swine flu, it won't kill me. I think I'll just pretend I didn't know and infect a few kids at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 rofl, for the past three days I've been coughing, and I've been tired, and had headaches, and I've felt nauseous. I think I'm getting sick. And yet you still roll on the floor while laughing.. You poor soul. :pray: :( [hide=]Sarcasm if you didnt catch it. Anyways, get well hope you dont have it, and take your temprature, if its over 100 go see a doctor.[/hide] "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Den Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I clicked the zombie swine flu link. I read the article. I got scared. Then I saw the address was bounce something and not bbc. Clever fake, clever fake indeed. Now im like :lol: . Anyway, dont think any cases are in Norway yet. My stomach has been weird the past week though. Now ive started to sneeze and have a stuffed up nose. I dont feel warm or any fluish symptoms though so I think its just a cold. ........::::: Rainy's YouTube Channel - Rainy's Twitter - Rainy's Facebook - Rainy's DeviantArt - Rainy's Tumblr - Rainy's Tip.It Profile :::::......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouwzie Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 People think they have the swine flu because it has been so hyped, while it is just a cold. Shows what the media can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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