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I laugh at the frantic efforts of everybody to sterilize everything they can, use tons and tons of hand sanitizer, etc. Not me, though. I ain't afraid of no flu. I figure because I don't use all that stuff, my immune system is in better shape and I won't be as badly hit if I do catch it. Although physical prevention like not coughing all over people is a legitimate concern, that's not what I ignore.

 

Actually, it's your immune system overreacting that usually kills you if you get swine flu. So you're worse off if you do get it in the first place. ;)

 

Well of course I'm worse off if I get than if I don't get it. I'm not trying to get it. I'm just not feverishly trying not to.

 

I meant you're worse off if you get it and had a stronger immune system, then if you get it and had a weaker one. It overreacts if it's ready for viruses in general, but not the Swine Flu virus in particular, and will make Swine Flu more likely to kill you. I get why you aren't too bothered in extra hygiene precautions, but I was just saying that the 'my immune system is in better shape and I won't be as badly hit if I do catch it' justification wasn't valid. :)

 

Eh, I'm still not worried.

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option 1 or option 2

 

 

 

Choose wisely...

 

 

 

[bleep]. Can't I just win ONE game of chance?

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10/9.

 

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option 1 or option 2

 

 

 

Choose wisely...

 

 

 

[bleep]. Can't I just win ONE game of chance?

 

I picked them both :?

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http://doihaveh1n1.org

 

Either way, how are the companies making the surgical masks doing?

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I laugh at the frantic efforts of everybody to sterilize everything they can, use tons and tons of hand sanitizer, etc. Not me, though. I ain't afraid of no flu. I figure because I don't use all that stuff, my immune system is in better shape and I won't be as badly hit if I do catch it. Although physical prevention like not coughing all over people is a legitimate concern, that's not what I ignore.

 

Actually, it's your immune system overreacting that usually kills you if you get swine flu. So you're worse off if you do get it in the first place. ;)

 

Well of course I'm worse off if I get than if I don't get it. I'm not trying to get it. I'm just not feverishly trying not to.

 

I meant you're worse off if you get it and had a stronger immune system, then if you get it and had a weaker one. It overreacts if it's ready for viruses in general, but not the Swine Flu virus in particular, and will make Swine Flu more likely to kill you. I get why you aren't too bothered in extra hygiene precautions, but I was just saying that the 'my immune system is in better shape and I won't be as badly hit if I do catch it' justification wasn't valid. :)

 

Eh, I'm still not worried.

 

Fair enough, neither am I.

 

 

 

My school is preparing for closure if the Government locks down schools, which is unlikely but possible, and my AS exams might be postponed. \'

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As of tomorrow I'm on a mission to get infected or at least help the chances of Swine flu spreading.

 

 

 

It's just 2 weeks away to my AS level exams so I better start moving if I want them to shut down the college.

 

 

 

I don't want Swine Flu to [bleep]ing spread.

 

 

 

I want my [bleep]ing exams done so they're over with.

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As of tomorrow I'm on a mission to get infected or at least help the chances of Swine flu spreading.

 

 

 

It's just 2 weeks away to my AS level exams so I better start moving if I want them to shut down the college.

 

You aren't funny

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As of tomorrow I'm on a mission to get infected or at least help the chances of Swine flu spreading.

 

 

 

It's just 2 weeks away to my AS level exams so I better start moving if I want them to shut down the college.

 

You aren't funny

 

 

 

True, and kinda pointless tbh, if your exams get cancelled you would probably have to wait another year to sit them, nice waste of a year.

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As of tomorrow I'm on a mission to get infected or at least help the chances of Swine flu spreading.

 

I knew you were an antisocial shut-in, but this just solidifies it.

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As of tomorrow I'm on a mission to get infected or at least help the chances of Swine flu spreading.

 

 

 

It's just 2 weeks away to my AS level exams so I better start moving if I want them to shut down the college.

 

You aren't funny

 

You aren't witty.

 

 

 

As of tomorrow I'm on a mission to get infected or at least help the chances of Swine flu spreading.

 

 

 

It's just 2 weeks away to my AS level exams so I better start moving if I want them to shut down the college.

 

You aren't funny

 

 

 

True, and kinda pointless tbh, if your exams get cancelled you would probably have to wait another year to sit them, nice waste of a year.

 

I guess there is that. =/

 

 

 

As of tomorrow I'm on a mission to get infected or at least help the chances of Swine flu spreading.

 

I knew you were an antisocial shut-in, but this just solidifies it.

 

Yep.

 

 

 

Quite a lot of comments though over a simple 'made in humour' remark along the lines of 'Lol I wish the school would just burn down so we don't have to go.'

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Quite a lot of comments though over a simple 'made in humour' remark along the lines of 'Lol I wish the school would just burn down so we don't have to go.'

 

Taking just the first part as I did, it seems as though you're just being misanthropic and wanting to infect people. The college part seems like an afterthought. Otherwise, I'm happy to be of service.

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Quite a lot of comments though over a simple 'made in humour' remark along the lines of 'Lol I wish the school would just burn down so we don't have to go.'

 

Taking just the first part as I did, it seems as though you're just being misanthropic and wanting to infect people. The college part seems like an afterthought. Otherwise, I'm happy to be of service.

 

It probably is just me being misanthropic but I don't even know myself if I'm serious about it or whatever....

 

 

 

But enough trying to sort my brain out, back on topic.

 

 

 

Apparently 27 people are now infected in the UK... http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 221290.ece

 

Still only 1 suspected up here in Manchester afaik. Kinda amazing it hasn't spread by now if it really is it.

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As of tomorrow I'm on a mission to get infected or at least help the chances of Swine flu spreading.

 

 

 

It's just 2 weeks away to my AS level exams so I better start moving if I want them to shut down the college.

 

 

 

Alleynes in south London's shut for the week... and I'm in south london. We have SATs this week too... argh.

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I saw a few people walking through the airport in masks yesterday and I couldn't help but laugh. After a number crunch, I concluded that there is a 1/200,000 chance of dying from it in the state of Texas.

 

 

 

Now I'm really worried :ohnoes: !

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One thing I like about this fear marketing is that now I'm able to afford pork at the grocery. I'm buying loads of it now before it goes back up!

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Some kids at my school were wearing face masks. Most of them were joking though.

 

 

 

I heard that. xD

We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

When we're gone, we'll stay gone.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's not too late,

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I wouldn't mind getting it, so then I can heal and build up a better immunization for it :mrgreen:

 

Remember to infect as many people as you can when you do contract the virus.

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