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When i had started member, about month after i was returning from successfull green dragon trip (clue 3) to ardougne. I banked the hides and stuff and took treasure trail items and my best armour with me. I thought that i could steal few cakes (i was about 100xp off of next level) guard notices and hits 3 on me. I then noticed that i hadnt eaten after the trip, and panicked and didnt know what to do. When i realised to run into safety, it was already too late. 40 magic and lumbridge respawn.

 

 

 

Gf. :wall: :cry:

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While back i managed to lose just under 100m within 3 days in a very interesting manner.

 

 

 

First, I was loitering at the ge as usual, and after a while I decided to go see if I could kill a green dragon armourless in the wild. So i brought up the bank and hit the "bank equipment" thing. then made my way up to the drags with my empty equipment screen open the entire time. I proceeded to try(and barely fail, could've won with piety) to kill it. Then I poppedup in seers with 2 coins and a unicorn horn from the pony I had killed en route. next day, I opened up my bank to notice about 31m coins missing...and then I put 2 and 2 together...

 

 

 

2 days later, I teled to my house on a pvp world, unfortnately choice to leave via the main entrance instad of teleporting, and proceeded to be tb'd and then barraged repeatedly by jumpers camping outside. My health and prayer were pretty low, and I had my ags on my so I thought I might as well just die trying to kill them, so piety on and let auto retal make me spec the tber. For some reason I become skulled...and the second spec leaves him with like 12 hp :( and then I learned that at some point there was an update to stop you from dropping expensive things in pvp worlds...and a few smiting barrages later I'm out 67m from the sword and whatever my other random crap was worth...

 

 

 

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this fml thing is very dumb tbh. its so overused its not even funny. "i forgot my spade, fml" "i almost died in pvp , fml" " i - fml"

 

really i know this thread is going to get a hundred replies but i still think this phrase is really annoying.

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My friend was on a level 2 clue scroll, had to go to elven lands. He got ranger boots, but his home tele was 1 minute from fully recharging. He was poisioned with no anti-poison and no food, with about 2M worth of gear equipped. He tele'd to lummy at around 5 hp, went up to get to the bank, and died...well, lets just say he lost around 10M :wall:

 

 

 

Another friend of mine (before the RWT updates) found all these sara pages on the ground. He picked them up, and a guy offered to buy them for 1K. He sold them...omg...

 

 

 

I love FML moments. I wish that I screenied that clue scroll one though (he was over at my place, we never thought of pressing prnt scrn :?

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wow thats a few whips. :shock:. I remeber i had a beret and i used to wear that all the time, i remeber finding the cave door that lead to the ice wyvrens and then turning into an ice cube and dying. it's not a lot now but back then it was.

Same thing happened to me. :wall: In fact, I think that I am going to go buy another beret to fill a nostalgic hole. :P
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My friend was on a level 3 clue scroll, had to go to elven lands. He got ranger boots, but his home tele was 1 minute from fully recharging. He was poisioned with no anti-poison and no food, with about 2M worth of gear equipped. He tele'd to lummy at around 5 hp, went up to get to the bank, and died...well, lets just say he lost around 10M :wall:

 

 

 

Another friend of mine (before the RWT updates) found all these sara pages on the ground. He picked them up, and a guy offered to buy them for 1K. He sold them...omg...

 

 

 

I love FML moments. I wish that I screenied that clue scroll one though (he was over at my place, we never thought of pressing prnt scrn :?

 

 

 

wow that is rare, ranger boots from a level 3 clue, awesome

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My friend was on a level 3 clue scroll, had to go to elven lands. He got ranger boots, but his home tele was 1 minute from fully recharging. He was poisioned with no anti-poison and no food, with about 2M worth of gear equipped. He tele'd to lummy at around 5 hp, went up to get to the bank, and died...well, lets just say he lost around 10M :wall:

 

 

 

Another friend of mine (before the RWT updates) found all these sara pages on the ground. He picked them up, and a guy offered to buy them for 1K. He sold them...omg...

 

 

 

I love FML moments. I wish that I screenied that clue scroll one though (he was over at my place, we never thought of pressing prnt scrn :?

 

liar@ first one

I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

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This was an FML for me and the guy that killed me, and insane luck for one bystander.

 

 

 

I was pking in the old wildy a few years back, and I got poisoned and low on health. I ran to Varrock but knew I couldn't bank on time. The guy who poisoned me followed me into the city, waiting for the poison to kill me so that he could take my rune plate. When I got really low on health, my Ring of Life tele'd me to Falador. He PMed me saying: "Wtf RoF noob!" Owned budday 8-) There was one low leveled guy standing in the Falador spawn area, and I died of poisoning. He took one step over and picked up the plate, just as I respawned next to him #-o

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My friend was on a level 3 clue scroll, had to go to elven lands. He got ranger boots, but his home tele was 1 minute from fully recharging. He was poisioned with no anti-poison and no food, with about 2M worth of gear equipped. He tele'd to lummy at around 5 hp, went up to get to the bank, and died...well, lets just say he lost around 10M :wall:

 

 

 

Another friend of mine (before the RWT updates) found all these sara pages on the ground. He picked them up, and a guy offered to buy them for 1K. He sold them...omg...

 

 

 

I love FML moments. I wish that I screenied that clue scroll one though (he was over at my place, we never thought of pressing prnt scrn :?

 

liar@ first one

 

 

 

please explain :?

 

 

 

EDIT: I should of realised people would say I'm a liar. No screenie after all. Eh, have your opinions. Noone really cares but my friend, who is still pissed off 4 months later...

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My friend was on a level 3 clue scroll, had to go to elven lands. He got ranger boots, but his home tele was 1 minute from fully recharging. He was poisioned with no anti-poison and no food, with about 2M worth of gear equipped. He tele'd to lummy at around 5 hp, went up to get to the bank, and died...well, lets just say he lost around 10M :wall:

 

 

 

Another friend of mine (before the RWT updates) found all these sara pages on the ground. He picked them up, and a guy offered to buy them for 1K. He sold them...omg...

 

 

 

I love FML moments. I wish that I screenied that clue scroll one though (he was over at my place, we never thought of pressing prnt scrn :?

 

liar@ first one

 

 

 

please explain :?

 

 

 

EDIT: I should of realised people would say I'm a liar. No screenie after all. Eh, have your opinions. Noone really cares but my friend, who is still pissed off 4 months later...

 

 

 

lvl 3 clues don't give ranger boots

 

If it is 4 months ago, he would have had a grave and could have easily recovered it.

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I've lost my whip 5 times.

 

 

 

First whip: Karamja. I was a noob back then and carried my whip around with me everywhere. Died from poison. #-o

 

 

 

Second whip: Hacked. :?

 

 

 

Third whip: Hacked. :evil:

 

 

 

Fourth whip: Was one iteming a few days before the Dec 2007 pking updates and lost it because I forgot to turn on protect item. :cry:

 

 

 

Fifth whip: I think it was GWD...

 

 

 

Now I'm just waiting to see how I lose my sixth one.

 

 

 

When PvP worlds came out, I had an especially bad day. I remember losing 1 or 2 whips the first day as well as 3 dharok sets within 2 or 3 days.

 

I must not have been thinking straight those days. Not fit for pking.

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Well way back when, I alched rune scimy by accident which was quite significant that time.

 

 

 

And...me not protecting another rune scimy when I was venturing in the wildy with a couple pals. I can still recall that for the rest of that night on why I didn't save it :wall: .

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Not a fake

 

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Haha Pwned much :thumbdown:

 

Aren't you suppose to have the loading please wait thing when you die

 

And you're supposed to see a hit splat. >.< Along with the new graphical hip point bar.

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No you hit the ground first than it loads, and who said this was new? And, the skull + prayer look to block a hit splash.

 

 

 

Going to Dk's not realizing I had brought both guthans and veracs and dieing that run. :oops:

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Gf me earlier today:

 

 

 

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39m lost total + fire cape and rune defender.

 

 

 

Might make a pure now or go for a challenging non-buyable, was considering agility.

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